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"...and then Dipper woke up."

Fuck you, you think you're the New Yorker? Piss off

>"You wanna swap somethin' else, too?"
>"Jesus you're tiny. I could fit you in my stomach. You know there's some weirdos on the internet who are into that."
>"Hey are your limbs feeling flat? My limbs feel flat"

Uncanny fanart. It's almost on-model but it's just off enough to look really strange.

>You know to be on the safe side I better give you a cootie shot
And then Wendy punches his arm.

Easy boner.

"So...You want me to teach you about sex or what?"

What about this

>So, like, you should totally have Mabel lock you and Dipper up in a bunker somewhere
Because we all know Dipper x Pacifica would work out.

Straight shota? More like, Ray Liotta

its late

>"Are you wearing Dipper's underwear too?"

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How /fit/ is Wendy?

Lumberjane /fit/

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>It's only gay if we the clits touch

>"So we're agreed: I get him Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, you get him Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and Saturdays will be Threesome Day."

>17 replies
>no one has said the obvious

"Hey kid, wanna /ss/?"

Lucky bastard.

But they already did:

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Why is he so tiny compared to her. Isn't she 16 and he 13? He's not that small in the show even.

wordswordswordswords

"Hey Kid, Wanna /ss/" is classic because of it's brevity

he's a manlet

Sorry about the head lice Dipper, and the crabs.

"OP is a faggot yet again, and can't let go of ships that are already gone. More news at eleven."

bump

>You’re only allowed to like ships based on whether they happened or not.
Not even a Wendipfag but that’s stupid.

Huh didn't think that would do anything for me but now i need to see this.

>Dipper is 12
>Wendy is 15
So why does he look like he's 8 and she like she's in her twenties?

The ship is fine, the older they get the less the age difference will matter.

>w-who cares about canon?! I can ship whatever I want!

That's what shippers always say. And then they end up not having content for their ship for years. Or decades. And then end up looking like that one guy who keeps reposting the Robin/Terra thing. Sad.

>And then they end up not having content for their ship for years.
Well the series IS over.

>Implying that Canonicity has any impact on the amount of content a ship has
May I remind you that both BillDip and Pinecest far outweigh anything else in terms of content, and that they are both the dumbest of crackships.

ATLA pics are still being made 10 years after the show ended.

Dipper is a domestic abuser anyway.

i never realized how based that episode was

What kind of life would Waddles have had with Pacifica?

>Christ, what an asshole.

>I wonder what it would be like if I tried to be like you for a day, Dipper

>have episode dedicated to body-swapping
>don't have Dipper end up in Wendy's body for maximum lewdness
Oh well.

I thought the implication was that he would become breakfast.

B-but she has two ponies, surely she loves animals.

Good riddance.

Speaking of that episode, does being swapped with another person for long enough start to turn someone into the person he/she is swapped with? For example, Dipper as Mabel kicked his leg up like a girl and called Mabel "Dipper"

>I got a mystery for you Dip'. How does the delivery place fit deep dish pizzas into these thin-ass boxes?

I would assume the physical brain, where the mind is created, would eventually begin to override the mind that came into the body from the outside. If they'd been left like that for long enough they'd probably have assimilated into their new bodies and the whole affair would've ended with the status quo restored either way.

What held back the show

I'm pretty sure it was just "ugh this is so confusing" and the joke was that Dipper was seeing himself and getting confused, the brain wasn't molding to Mabel's body, it was a cheap gag

Fuck, Marry, Rape.

Wendy, Pacifica, Mabel, Tambry, Candy.

Pretty goddamn /fit/. Moreso once her dad's genes kick in.

>a few more practice sessions with me, kid, and Pacifica Northwest will
be able to fit her entire forearm in your ass.

She also has a dog and loves llamas.

great for an edit

Fuck... I ship this now.

Shipping is for fun, the minute you take it this seriously is when it becomes a problem.

An amazing one. I bet Pacifica would've showered waddles (who would now be named Mr. Snooty) with affection and gifts.

>'Caus this is your first time and all, i'm gonna make sure to drain your balls to a state you'll never reach again
>*gulp*

Wendip came closest to the finish line.

So...you know how many pandas need to break the ice?

>Liking a ship based on how much you can get out of it, rather than merit it has, and being willing to go completely against personal tastes for it.
Sad!

if you truly like a ship, you will be the one to create content for it.

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What does this mean?

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>tfw no red head gf

Who can stop this madman

What is this? a gif for elephants?

>Well?
>T-thank you Dipper

"Shipping" is always stupid whether the ships are canon or not and yes, there is still content being made for bugfuck crack ships like Pinecest, BillDip, MaBill is asia while barely a trickle exists for things that make much more sense so not sure what you're getting at. The only reasonable "ship" I still see new content for sometimes is Padippica and even that is rare (esp compared to aforementioned looney crackships) and more often just porn focusing on Pacifica's boobs than really "shippy".

>its not an /ss/ thread
this board is such a constant disappointment

>Moreso once her dad's genes kick in.
chillguy would like to have a word with you

"The Earth is flat."

I have no ears for the words of those fool enough to believe Dipper will ever be taller than Wendy.

>Calls his AU "Thicc Falls" and emphasizes exagerrated bodytypes on characters
>Wendy's a super generic womanlet

Fuck chillguy

Why does Dipper look like he's 7, and Wendy like she's 25? I mean, even Finn looks older, and Marceline looks younger.

someone do it.

>Hey Dipper, ever heard of anal before?

>Dipper's smart but he's not a "WALKING CALCULATOR" There's a lot of kids shows featuring a character who is "the brains." You know the guy. Thick glasses, nasal voice, often starts every sentence with "According to my calculations!! SNORT!"

Literally who

Well that’s like, your opinion man

It’s true though. In the entire series he only did math one time, in this scene. It wasn’t really a part of his character. He never said “according to my calculations” either, he was generally more ruled by his emotions

No.

What's Alex up to these days?

Hiding from disney

Political shitposting on twitter, mostly.

Not working that’s for sure, other wise we would have seen either those Gravity Falls Graphic Novels, or the show for Fox he that he kept talking about.

>my dick is bigger than you, kid

Source?

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An incredible life. He would have been the one to dethaw Pacifica's demeanor. We wouldn't have had to wait two seasons for it to happen, then get immediately walked back.

This is pasta right?

I think you're overlooking the bigger heresy in his "AU": Mabel having bigger boobs than Pacifica.

What is this fucking AU

I like Mabel being the titcow.

Not into shota, but I never got this
>A fat old man made that, so it's bad!
logic

Technically EVERYONE came from an old person one way or another, fat or not. Even cute girls in real life still are the result of an older man in one way or another.

This art is so shitty, why would anyone want tits that big?? it's too much.

SHUSH. SHOOSH.

bump

Cowtits are by far one of the most tasteless fetishes I have ever seen. Not disgusting, not incomprehensible, just incredibly tacky.