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Daily fucking reminder the creator for this character got inspired by Nia Jax.

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Who is this semen demon?

Jeez

>mfw they completely buried Nia in favor of Bayley and Shasha
Bitch should have been undefeated in NXT Until Auska could knock her off, this would have been a good momentum to move up to the main roster and would have made Auska seem even more unstoppable.

>that ugly ham beast
>in the military, let alone gi joe
Why the fuck would they hire an tumblr bitch for GI joe?

But look how over Bayley and Sasha are right now vs Nia

To kill off GI Joe, duh

Why Hasbro is watching this happen to their property, I dunno.

But they were already SUPER OVER, they didn’t need to beat a heavy to prove how over they were, the fan reaction to their entrance alone was proof of that. This would have helped Nia get more over

She's easily the most over female. I attribute this to the fact that her current position is not with the other females.

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Because goldner is a greedy cunt who doesnt care about his properties or giving them repsect.

m still a few weeks behind, haven’t been able to catch up yet, just recently saw Survivor Series

To be fair, she not like most girls.

I thought this comic was technically canned already?

time to move out of the spotlight whiteboi

>fugly ass art
Is this the same persons who draws SquirrelGirl?

nice get

just watch some other, better wrestling, then

No? Are you blind?

oh nooo, non white people in GI joe, what will we ever do?

>Nice get
You too user! But no thanks, I happy enough with what I’ve got.

The only thing good about this is that punished Sgt. Rock & Roll in the background.

>I've seen the future Mansly...it was a good call.

i'm no racist but fatties i will not tolerate

So does she have a code name yet, or can we start thinking of some? Looks like she ate Roadblock.

its giannis milonogiannis

She's wearing Salvo's shirt. Is she the "new" Salvo?

Maybe call her Salivo

The story's a complete and total shitshow, but Spitfire is hot as fuck in some panels. I would let him plant his seed in my man-womb.

her codename in this case definitely should be "Hambeast"

She is Salvo.

>paying any attention to Sitterson
>ever
He's like Freddy Kruger, this only gives him more power.

Salivo it is then

Man Roadblock really let himself go

>The right of might

Is she a fascist?

Having muscular heroes is just as unrealistic as having fat ones. Be it muscle or fat, exertion burns them.

That would imply that all heroes suffer from consistent malnutrition to a degree that it would affect their health and performance, which would be stupid.

yeah, it would make things more interesting. and being lean does not mean malnutritioned.

Generally speaking if you have huge muscles in the military you're probably a POG.

Person of Girth?

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>Socialist Militia=Good
>Russia=Bad

Hmmm

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>we 90s now

Oh, to see that gut splattered across the snow as she begs for her mother...

What's the wing?

Presumably Marine Corps Aviation.

Imagine how many people on Sup Forums would have sperged out if the Wall had debuted today instead of in the 80s.

Amanda's a lover, not a fighter.

isn't she a little fat for a soldier?

but the wall has military (and living in a ghetto) history

In this version, she's the ONLY Salvo.

That Commander doesn't look like Baroness. Is there another CC running around?

It's Tomax dressed up as a CC.

You only accept that because you're used to the Wall as a character.

It was just Tomax. The "real" OG Cobra Commander hasn't actually appeared yet. We've had Corporate, we've had Krake, but no weather machine CC maniac

We now also have [spoiler[ Baroness. [/spoiler]

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You sure that's not Amanda Waller?

For the comparison that you're trying to make, you need to compare nu52 Sticc and Salva

Not really

If she was a fat bitch who don't give a fuck while working a desk, then I'd be okay.

She's strongfat

Yes really.
nuSalvo is a gender- and race-flipped version of a previously existing character. Like nu52 Waller, the hallmarks of the previous iteration were shed to attract a "new audience"

Kinda the whole point. She don't give a fuck while also building political power.

>tfw no qt musclechub to take to the gun range

Overwatch and even call of duty has proven that the gi Joe formula can be modernized. Hasbro is beyond retarded for not capitalizing on market trends.

A comic cover saying "fuck you" to the consumer in such a blatant way, it's like they done it on purpose to kill once and for all the franchise

They tried few years back. Even went with Renegade style figures. But the collector horde threw a fit and it was all cancelled.

lol, weak

>non white people in GI joe
do you ever saw the original cartoon, nu-male soyboy?

>Nia Jax.
She's a a couple of dozen BMI points above jax, give or take a dozen or two doughnuts.

Nigga please, keep up.

One can only hope.

Eh, close enough.

your a idiot there were like 3 black guys in gijoe including road block who they have gender swap for this shitty fat tumblr crap

>cobra headquarters, undisclosed location
Nah cunt, I'm pretty sure it's right down the street from this place.

Waller was a noncom though who could still clutch it out in combat a little if she needed to out of pure meanness.

What, did you think she was out there fighting alongside deadshot and boomer butt?

nononononono

this is really really ugly

Aww yeah busting out the 90s stockpile.

and used for only one issue

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that looks plain horrible

In IDW's GI Joe, "Cobra Commander" is a title, not one person. Cobra has existed for hundreds, maybe thousands of years, and has always had a Cobra Commander.

Since the first IDW volume, we've seen 4 different Commanders in the present day, the first two were OCs, one was assassinated by Chuckles, very little is known about who he really was. The second was Krake, he disappeared between volumes 3 & 4, and this was never explained. He was replaced by Tomax, and now the Baroness is the current Cobra Commander.

They've never had a Cobra Commander with either the Marvel or Sunbow origins.

>Cobra has existed for hundreds, maybe thousands of years, and has always had a Cobra Commander.


This is shit

>You can call me Salvo.
>Perfect, you can't be in G.I. Joe unless you have some ridiculous name that will look good on an action figure card.

>Character is gay because he is shirtless

Really?

I don't remember any Devil's Due issues implying anything about Zandar.

It is what it is. Most fans would probably have preferred for IDW to use the "Hasbro shared universe" as an excuse to reboot GI Joe and introduce a classic-style Cobra Commander, but they chose not to.

Then Dr Mindebender is Ultragay

They couldn't handle OG Cobra Commander nowadays anyway.

yeah, I don't really think "some G.I.Joe characters are gay!" is an especially hard-sell

GI Joe doesn't make the same kind of money it did back in the 80s.

Yet "the shirtless characters are all gay" is so lazy, it's kind of pathetic.

Trying for the SJW crowd seems like a real reach.

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this is some capeshit not gijoe anymore

Noncom or not, there's a contingent of modern fanboys that would have a bitch fit if the Wall debuted today, and you're fooling yourself if you think otherwise. 'Who the fuck is this fat bitch chewing out Batman? Ostrander is an SJW hack!'

Johnny, do ya play baseball?

There always must be a Cobra Commander

'Artists' these days don't even have to learn proper proportions in order to get a gig drawing comics, wtf!

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is this the garystuest shit ever