The Octopus is like the Starfish

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Does this thread have a deeper meaning

The Starfish is like the Jellyfish.

What do you mean, Sponge?

The Jellyfish is like the oyster. They don't have bones

Get back in the kitchen and cook those patties!

Fuck off, you crusty little bitch. I thought I'd be able to hold this in for a bit, but no, I've had enough with your absolute goddamn borderline illegal treatment. I can't even have a dance breaking every now and then, according to you. It's even my fucking lunch break, so now you're even making me worked under starved conditions? You realize I could get your ass arrested if I come out and say you pay us below minimum wage and maintain illegal work conditions, right, Krabs?

>he no longer falls for the “Mr Krabs is a nice guy” meme

Oh, uh, gee, Mr K. What's that you have there?

Mr Krabs was always evil.

Ever had a crab claw inside of you SquarePants?

Welllllllllllllll, I don't exactly recall any incidents where I've specifically had a crab claw stabbed inside of my body.

I don't know, that doesn't sound right.

Don't become the next Weinstein, Krabs. Your money won't be able to save you.

>He thinks Octopuses, Starfish, Jellyfish, and oysters have bones.

No boy I'm talking suppository

FUCK THAT, THEN. COME IN, SQUID. HE'S CLEARLY GONE INSANE.

Your right he'll just give the judge a 2 cent off coupon and everything will be all right.

holy shit

also is this a dr. pig thread?

Slow down, there. I could see why you'd be excited for my excellent performance as a doctor, but save those memes for another board.

There is no running from your punishment squarepants accept it or I'll be forced to use extreme measures.

WE GOTTA HURRY, SQUID. WE NEED TO GO TO SANDY'S.

That's it I'm getting the hooks!

Oh Neptune!

Try as you might but no fish has ever escaped the hook no matter where you are it will always follow you.

Is this thread going to end in rape

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOURSELF BOY IF YOU SURRENDERED QUIETLY THIS NEVER WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!

Anyone know any good photoshop programs?

Spongebooooob!!!

Patrick, get this thing off me!

Stay out of this starfish that sponges ass is mine!

If this doesn't end with actual porn posting I'll be disappointed in you

What's all the commotion?