ANONS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
ANONS! WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
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shitposting
I deliver pizza
And sex if you're interested ladies ;)
professional video gamer
Collecting welfare!
I make pretty pictures and I get paid for it
Elementary school teacher.
Film and tv extra
Studying in Uni and training to become our world's Tony Stark... Fuck you Sup Forums, I've had his dream since a wee lad. You're not gonna take this from me.
Cheese cutter
You want to make weapons or airplanes?
Butcher
Bit of everything, really. It's not the endpoint,that's... something else. I just wanna have an impact, you know? It's an extremely unrealistic dream, but hey, hopes never hurt anybody.
> a bit of everything
you need to become an expert in one or two areas, not be kind of okay in a lot of them.
trust me it'll land you a job much quicker.
Attorney and Financial Advisor with Several Designations.
Supergirl Figurine Collector and Masturbation Enthusiast.
chinese girl cartoon porn detective
I'm a physicist.
Agronomist
House representative for a district nobody cares about.
A cook!
What does that matter?
Well, considering I'm a Yuropoor and I'm studying "Physics",I'm already outside the field. I'm going to probably do a PhD in something like Mechanical Engineering x Biotech (we have some here), self-teach myself some programming and take it from there.
>Mods issue me a warning for posting about goth gfs in a cartoon goth thread
>This shit stays up
>Mods = fags
I wash dishes and make food.
300 is Sup Forums
Stupid newnigger
Action figure and cartoon memes and lewd collector
Pretty sure Raven and Invader Zim is Sup Forums too, tardis.
>tardis.
Not him, but how is being a time traviling polic box an insult?
I... I'm not really sure
>be me
>work in insurance,
>don't know anything about insurance
>basically sit around all day until they want me to make some awful VBA tool
>tools are almost always just things to send emails automatically or spit out spreadsheets detailing revenue
>didn't go to school for programming
>they don't let me use actual programming languages
>"user, if anything happens to you, nobody will know how to use them then"
>implying they know how to use them now
>sales people don't talk to me because I'm not doing insurance stuff
>service people don't talk to me because I'm only allowed to know quantitative things about clients, not allowed to talk to them
>data analytics doesn't talk to me because I program and don't analyze the data
>accounting doesn't talk to me because I don't actually do anything with the numbers but compile them
>management doesn't talk to me because they don't understand technology
>deemed valuable because I can actually compile the information
>nobody can think of projects for me
>basically passed around from team to team
>alone at work
>alone when not at work
>feels Bad Man
I install solar panels and hench for a local Supervillain
Tardis is a robot in Interstellar.
you'll always have us user
That's what I'm afraid of
Have you tried, I don't know, looking for a different job
"Associate QA Analyst".
>making money to do nothing
>zero expectations
>deemed valuable, they won't actually let you improve the system which means they have no plans on replacing you
I don't see the issue here, put in hours, collect your money, and enjoy your free time. Join a club, learn a skill
Been in anything interesting?
I earn money by fucking your wife.
Though the competiton in that business is quite high.
Forklift operator but I hope to live off of my art one day
Stan Lee?
...
I rake in the furry autism bux by churning out slightly above average porn.
Student / part time IT guy. Hopefully I get a better job when I graduate to support my comic buying habits
>Yuropoor
Merkel Europe?
How do I get access to the Congress Library Twitter records?
Basically the same here.
Illustrator and comic artist.
Assessment Support Specialist and Adjunct Professor
You're a janitor?
They named a robot after the tardis?
Between jobs
Until I quit, laborer in a small factory.
Inventory Control Analyst
Junior Software Developer
Not quite. But I do remove trash from the college
Public servant. Love helping people but currently on 2 week vacation because compassion fatigue is real, kids. Look it up.
You are "the IT guy". Your job is to reassure them that there is somebody in the office who can solve network and computer issues. You are a security blanket to the technologically illiterate. You are basically the big scary dog a family buys to deter burglars. Settle into your role, and get comfy.
Movie theater concessionist just tryna pay rent.
I'm the only one that can really move lines quick but as a result I don't take shit from customers. All it'll take is one complaint and they'll probably fire me but fuck em.
This.
And don't forget to turn it off and on again.
Comic book translator/proofreader.
Currently working on a book about Sup Forums and how evil it is. Not even kidding.
I don't know how I'm going to explain to my colleagues how I know what "for the lulz" and "doxxing" mean.
Illustrator and comic artist.
>a book about Sup Forums and how evil it is
... wut?
Please tell me they have all our achievements. Including how Sup Forums crashed a plane. With no survivors.
Teacher
No, but they have a rare Pepe.
Hi Juni Ba!
Will you get fired if people find out you visit Sup Forums?
Yo!
Man, is this yours?
Yes?
>No, but they have a rare Pepe.
Meh, the UN report on Sup Forums had like a dozen Pepes
There's a UN report on Sup Forums? Ahahahahahahah
Last I heard, they never even got that project off the ground.
Archaeology student
What? I thought they recorded all the tweets. Are you telling me Congress failed? I wanted to read all the deleted Grey Delisle posts.
It's actually a pretty great read. The authors clearly went in with a definite agenda, but wound up becoming channers and producing a fairly unbiased report on the board in the process.
The never ending cycle of Sup Forums continues.
Yeah turns out archiving billions of random tweets and trying to make them public is actually really hard to do. They dont even want all the tweets either so your waifu's tweets are probably going to be lost to time.
Nice ! Thanks for the link, it looks great.
I regret so much picking a different subject for my thesis in 2006. My research director wasn't much interested in Sup Forums back then. Oh well
Web Programmer
PHP and Java Senior with 8 years experience.
>PHP
>Java
absolutely disgusting
Literally Spongebob.
>25
>McDonald's manager
>No driver's license
>actually labelling pepes as rare or common
Call Nasa, we need to track my sides
>A thesis on Sup Forums's early years
Would have been unironically fascinating.
Librarian plus I work nights as a dishwasher.
You must get enough sleep during your day "job".
Professional Gay.
PAY DENBTS Yurop.
This is the state of my legal system. Somehow I always knew.
Respecter of Women.
>This was an official report commissioned by the UN.
>The governments of dozens of countries spent taxpayer money collected from their citizens on this research.
>Fig. 12: Perhaps the least rare Pepe.
Oh Jesus, I'm fucking dying