Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and prep the bull. Got it

>Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast, and prep the bull. Got it.

What did he mean by this?

three hotdogs, plate of mashed potatoes, eggs and sausage, and a rare steak.

Also look up "diner lingo" which is a real thing.

>Oh right, the breakfast. The breakfast for Kuzco. The breakfast specifically made for Kuzco. Kuzco's breakfast. That breakfast?

>and prep the bull

Why do diners need its own police code lingo?

God I love it when you translate diner lingo /ck/.

Honestly, it's funnier if it's just made up.

It's easier to write down and easier for the cook to remember.

Adam & Eve on a raft - Two eggs on toast

Cats' eyes- Tapioca Pudding

Jack Benny- Grilled Cheese w/ Bacon

Eve with a moldy lid- Apple Pie w/ a cheese slice on top

Make it moo- add milk or cream to coffee.

Frog sticks- French Fries.

you want more daddy?

Yeah do it.

So this is /cock/ power. Not bad.

>apple pie with cheese
That actually sounds like it would be a good combination.

Goddamn, I wish we had /cock/ back. That day was so chill. /mlpol/ was good for laughs too.

It's not bad with a quality sharp cheese that pairs well with fruit. Seeing pie with a square of American processed cheese on it is just sad.

Bloodhound in the hay- hotdog w/ sauerkraut

Drag one through Georgia- Coca-Cola with chocolate syrup.

Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it- well done hamburger with lettuce and tomato.

Noah’s boy with Murphy carrying a wreath- ham and potatoes w/cabbage.

Its an old people thing.

>Jack Benny- Grilled Cheese w/ Bacon
How have I never had one of these?

In small establishments it provides privacy to the customers and staff, and different orders of the same items can be more easily distinguished. Fuck reading eggs (15 variations of just the eggs) 300 times over the load equipment and yelling, you'll be insane by the end of the day.

>Drag one through Georgia- Coca-Cola with chocolate syrup.
Why would you do this?

It's sweet mixed with soda. Have you never had a root beer float?

No, because I'm not fond of Root Beer.

Over-easy egg is far superior.

It doesn't need to be root beer it can be any kind of soda.

Put out the lights and cry- liver and onions

Adams ale, hold the hail- water w/ no ice

Athletes foot- stewed or dried peaches

Drown the kids- boil the eggs

Dusty miller- chocolate pudding covered with dried malt

Dagwood special- banana split

Are-plains in a fog- sausage w/ mashed potatoes

Egg cream- milk, chocolate syrup, and seltzer.

Grilled cheese and buffalo tenders is another.
Also these codes are cool but... They can't be saving any time, right?

They're are either shortened or memory aids

surprised this wasn't posted already

I love it when ridiculous shit like this turns out to be REAL DINER LINGO! I genuinely enjoy learning this.

the fact that they're distinct also makes it easier to understand what's being said over the kitchen noise which means the orders come out right

now post the picture where someone actually made it.

Someone order me a new pair of sides, mine are gone.

>youtube comment explanation that's completely wrong

quality post

you google it, I got fucking told by so now I must leave in shame and pray for my ancestors forgiveness

by the power of dubs, I shall.

How would you even take a bite?

at that point, you just start eating it section by section.

wonder how that thing stacks up compared to that one Baskin Robbins milkshake.

>those giant dumbfuck slices of tomato
>Just haphazard chunk of lettuce
>TUBE. MEAT.
>Dinner bread thats barely toasted
Its like they set out to fail right from the start.

You expect them to waste quality ingredients on a meme burger?

Yes.

If you're talking calories, I believe BR's larges weigh in at about 2100-2200.

You're free to make your own and post it at any time

They wasted money already with the bread and tomato. I have a personal vendetta against TUBE MEAT because every time I have to eat it I get sick because its so fucking oily and disgusting.

What's root beer?

¿Porque no los dos?

The strongest alcoholic beverage you can buy. It makes you feel like you're floating.

Soda's already pretty sweet, but I could see it as the equivalent of vanilla coke.

I knew a guy who would ask for coca cola with grenadine. I think soda's disgusting in general (basically never eat/drink sugar) and only have one once a month.

My mother worked in kitchens half her life, she explained this to me as it was airing.

c-cute.

There's a restaurant near me where taking an order "to the docks" puts whatever it is on a line of steak fries, but that's all I know as far as food lingo.

>Make it moo

...

>Dagwood special- banana split
>It's not a sandwich
Why though?

...

>mustard grilled
I am interested in this technique. How do ya do it? How does it taste?

fun

no one can beat the /cock/
no one

>and prep the bull
Wait what

>frog sticks

>youtube

there was a reading rainbow episode about this

hey oh

The preceding line was what he meant by that and you even messed up the quote.
>Ordering! Three pork combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout. You got all that, honey?
>Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of Grandma's breakfast and change the bull to a gill. Got it.

>he forgot the catch of the day

Kronk... had a hard life

>Egg cream

Yeah, that's just what that drink is called.

It's like lake trout, which has neither lake nor trout.

you smear mustard on the patties before grilling, pretty simple

tasty af

The odd thing is that we later see him putting the catch of the day out for the waitress to take. Or maybe it's included in "grandma's breakfast", I dunno.

Why is a hotdog called an oinker?

pigs go oink oink. hotdogs are made of... uhhh..

Mystery meat
Besides, there are a lot of other things you could call oinkers. You could serve porkchops, or bacon, or anything else that's made out of pig. Hotdogs have dog in the name, so why not use a dog pun for clarity's sake?

>Adams ale, hold the hail- water w/ no ice
I love it