Waiting near phone since Wednesday

>Waiting near phone since Wednesday

Surely Donald is going to offer me a position?

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Well somebody is going to need to guard, plunge and maintain the golden toilet Trump is going to have installed.

Wouldn't surprise me. The Donald clearly intends to hand over power to the Republican establishment and Wall Street. Pence is running the transition.

I do feel bad for Jeb.

I hope he finds happiness in whatever he decides for the future.

Jeb! will be deported alongside his beautiful wife.

He makes guacamole for Donald when he's hungry.

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Ambassador to Hawaii

He can sell guac bowls on Pennsylvania Avenue

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Secretary of Energy?

He just want to belong and be liked. I was so saddend when his mom told him he want his favorite because I know that feel.

Surely we can meme this guy a job at the white house?

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He will be back.

Can't he come in one a week and serve guac in the white house cafeteria?

S L O W

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He should at least be excited that he still has the chance to become the first female president.

>Dad kills JFK
>LBJ makes a killing with bell helicopter stocks after shipping out copters to Vietnam

I think he knows how bad things are.

>time comes for the electoral college to convene and cast their votes for the next president
>someone in the far corner of the room yells "JEB" at the top of his lungs
>room goes silent for a bit, you could hear a pin drop
>other electors begin chanting "JEB"
>the entire room is shouting "JEB JEB JEB JEB JEB JEB"

head of fish and wildlife turtle division

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>Surely Donald is going to offer me a position?

Yes, POTUS!

He married a guac goblin and destroyed his bloodline, his mother is old blood and probably is disgusted by his shitskin children.

fpbp

Some of you guys are alright.

he can be trump's boot embosser. XD

guac goblin my sides. this is true though and jeb is a shame to his heritage.

His genes were fucked up anyway, he has brown eyes from two blue eyed parents. What are the odds?