Everybody here knows Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne right? There's something about him that doesn't sit right with me...

Everybody here knows Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne right? There's something about him that doesn't sit right with me... he looks so familiar...

they made an archer video game? fucking sweet

can i play as pam in game?

I don't know man, I was hanging out with Matches Malone the other day and I know you'll tell me I'm crazy cause Matches is clearly from NJ, but he's a dead ringer for that Bruce Wayne fella.

Guys... I figured it out.

Bruce Wayne is Batman

I guess so if you shaved his moustache. Still you might not want to tell that to Matches. I get the feeling he might not like the idea of being compared to such a wimpy ass dandy like Bruce Wayne.

He looks like Superman with his classic good looks. It’s been commented on.

I hate this board for being idiots even past my low expectations.

>Not the Twitter post from Injustice

No, no I swear there's something there...

See? I'm not crazy!

WHO THE HELL IS BRUCE WAYNE.

fuck yeah i get a bat suit??

The butts don't match, user.

Who the hell is Bruce Wayne?
???

>Bruce Wayne is Batman

A retard like you WOULD think that. It's obvious who the real Batman is.

Writer for the Daily Planet, Clark Kent.

>Everybody here knows Billionaire Playboy Bruce Wayne right

He thinks he's people.

Im actually surprised they haven't

Look at their ears. They're totally different.

No way they're the same guy.

danger zonee

>Bruce Wayne is a 35-year-old man who whines when his surrogate father doesn't have breakfast ready for him

Guess even a billionaire can run out of GBP.

It doesn't matter who the Batman is, all that matters is that it doesn't prevent him from his ultimate goal.

woodhouse
WOODHOUSE
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOODHOUSSSSSSSSE

>save Harvey from getting fucked up
>he turns into two-face anyway because le crazy drug

thanks telltale

>ITT

Raping John Doe?

Fuck outta here, everyone knows Batman is Matches Malone

I am so glad Gordon actually has a proper mustache in the Enemy Within.

You guys are retarded, everyone knows Lex luthor is Batman. Wayne has the money, but only Lex has the drive and will to be a hero, not like Wayne the prick just party and don't care if the city is crumbling

I'm not going to sit here and listen to this kind of slander. Matches saved me from the Bat last time a job went wrong. He's my nephew's godfather. You, sir, are a monster.

He has the same body type as the enigmatic detective The Question.

Batman? What's that?

This. Lex also has the intelligence to make Lex-bots to run the company. Clearly he's ridding crime from Gotham to get more money from his investments there. Ever wonder why Batman shows up in various parts of the world seemingly randomly? It's because Lex has a new investment there.

Ha ha ha ha!!! That’s funny! Yeah right, and I’m Santa Claus! Get outta here.

He does?

The dude Question, not the chick Question.

Geeze.

i'd say "you can't rape the willing," but that surprisingly doesn't apply here.

No way, that makes zero sense. It’s like a 3hr drive one way from Metropolis to Gotham.

That's the dumbest fucking shit I have ever heard.
I am pretty sure the first kid he adopted was the first robin though, I bet wayne knows batman through that.

No I mean the girl Question. Bruce is not only a playboy but also a soyboy.

Why good sir are you proposing batman should rape the joker?

Who the hell is lex luthor?

CHECKMATE GRAYTHEISTS

SUPERMAN?

It bothers me that I didn't realize why he looked so weird.

What is Batman's ultimate goal?

What if Wayne and Matches are one and the same?

Batman wears glasses

To rape the Joker.

Don't be stupid, Wayne doesn't have a moustache.

Matches is Gordon?!

...

GUYS BATMAN IS ACTUALLY LOCAL BUTLER ALFRED PENNYWORTH

You can give him a somewhat hopeful ending depending on how you approach him during Episode 5. If you say and do the wrong things Harvey Dent appears to be lost forever.

I am now going to read every Bruce Wayne bit of dialogue in H Jon Benjamin's voice

One guy wears a suit, the other a bat costume
How are they suppose to be the same again?

Then he makes Alfred eat a bowl of spiderwebs

Matches doesn't advocate rape

Guys guys, hear me out but I think bruce Wayne really is Tony Stark.

>Implying that the Bat would survive in Hub City

He is a psycho. Notice how all his "adopted" kids look like him?

He is the biological father of all of them, he is a crazy egocentric cunt that probably killed the families of said kids.

That's impossible. I've seen Bruce Wayne act like a decent human being before.

>All white acrobats look alike
Das racist

Lex is a manlet, you are an imbecile if you believe a manlet can be batman. I head he builds robot gf because he is ashamed of his small penis.

Bruce Wayne is the Joker... think about it, how else could he be funding all those novelty giant clown blimps and exotic poison gas attacks?

Hey, did you guys hear the news about the Vegas magician Zatanna going out with the reporter Clark Kent?

I'M BATMAN, OK?
I'M SICK OF THIS, I'M FUCKING BATMAN, I ADMIT IT.
I PUT ON A BAT COSTUME AND RUN AROUND IN THE NIGHT BEATING UP CRIMINALS.
THE EARS ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE IT'S PART OF THE COWL, THEY'RE FAKE POINTY EARS, DON'T ASK ME WHY, I SHOULD'VE REFLECTED ON THE DESIGN A BIT MORE, I DIDN'T THINK THIS TROUGH.
CAN YOU PLEASE STOP NOW
ALL I WANTED WAS MY DAD AND MOMMY BACK
FUCK

Wait... do you not?

Selina?
Selina.
Selina!


SELINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

>Obligitory post incoming

>I'll be back later Woodhouse, your punishment will begin then.
>... very good, sir.

Fool, he's a superman!

Superman doesn't have a secret identity, dumbass. He's always supering