Are there any thieves in fiction who could steal from him and get away with it, or would they all be fucked?

Are there any thieves in fiction who could steal from him and get away with it, or would they all be fucked?

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One of the Lupins might, if they're not after his dime.

>his dime
That's Scrooge McDuck, not Mr Krabs

you stupid or something son?

>implying it's mr krabs
That's not going to work.

Is this nigger for real?

Holy fucking shit.

Drink bleach.

Tell me why you think it's Mr Krabs.

If Xanatos attempted to steal a magic relic from him and ultimately fail it would promply be revealed that this *actually* benefited him on the bigger picture. Does that count?

Constantine would get away with at least one coin after trying to take everything for the last laugh

scrooge-mcduck.wikia.com/wiki/Number_One_Dime

en.spongepedia.org/index.php?title=Mr._Krabs'_First_dime

Referencing a ripoff doesn't put you in the clear. You're still a fucking retarded cunt.

>say it isn't mr krabs
>can only call me stupid when it clearly isn't

Are you serious? Is this the world I live in?

I know, it doesn't make any sense. Who would argue that Scrooge McDuck is Mr Krabs?

how can you have not realized he's baiting for (you)s?

>this isn't mr krabs
>bait
What?

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I want to believe that. I truly fucking do. But I've been burned. I have no faith in humanity.

>I have no faith in humanity
Nor should you if you think that this is Mr Krabs.

you're an idiot. Get off the computer for a while and don't come back until you remember that this is Sup Forums and people here will drive you up the walls to get (you)s, like the sad excuse of a post that replied to me

ffs m8

Damit now I want to see lupin steal Scrooge & Mr. Krabs number one dimes

>>(you)
Fucking children. Fuck our world. Even here, there's something to be collected.

People actually do care about that, don't they?

Go ahead. Take your you.
Make a thread tomorrow about how fucking important it is, and watch how many people fucking care.

There's Garret from Thief but not Sup Forums so it doesn't matter.

Carmen Santiago maybe?

You seem to have a keen interest in fucking children.

I remember the days before (You)s. It was a better time

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Yes. I want to fuck children day and night. That doesn't really apply to this conversation, but send me your children. I'll rip their lovely pink assholes open.

Wario.

WAH

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i don't follow

his defenses are in many comics pretty shit actually, the beagle boys are just retarded

Her name is fucking Sandiego you ESL fuckwit.

Carmen Sandiego

She can steal it and get away with it

AH FUCK i just noticed. yeah my bad.

Rick Sanchez in some drawn out scheme

u srs?

It's more likely than you might think.

>:^(

I think there's a case to be made for Cat's Eye.

>not a monkey

The tax collector

It's not like that didn't happen in his own comics.

It would be like Taken movie but with Scrooge McDuck as the protagonist.

>What ah do have are a sairtain set o' skills.

>being this new

He could steal it all.

Including the dime.

Oh no... what is wrong with you?!

do Americans read duck comics? Do they know who Don Rosa is?

mah nigga, got it all on DvD and all 14 volumes of the manga

No i don't

:(

Peking the 3rd.

Carmen Sandiego could.

>duck tits

Lupin or Carmen.

Knowing David, he would make it why his company should get the contracts or a piece of land(that has the TRUE objective) over McDuck's. The dime is just apart of the plan.

There was the black knight who constantly stole from him

he le failed in the end though

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He stole his Angler from Darkseid Himself after all...

She is periodically caught by kids.

I came here to post how Carman Sandiego may be able to steal from Scrooge McDuck, but now I'm here to laugh at you.

Vidya is fiction, these guys could handle it.

Sly Cooper would only be his match, Scrooge is smart as fuck, and kicks ass.

I can't believe this thread's still up and I'm still getting replies, holy shit. Apply yourselves, Sup Forums.

This has been a productive thread.

As long as he doesn't have any of the other Light Warriors with him, he has a pretty good chance.

If he does though he'll fail, because that's how it works.

The problem is to get away with it means that Scrooge would never get it back.

No one could escape Scrooge forever.

And next year she's gonna get caught by Finn Wolfhard fucking kek

But what if you just sell it for money. Wouldn't he technically get aw-ahhhh nvm just answered my own question.

I want to play a Money Bin level now.

>Walk in
>Get hit by giant boxing glove
>Die

I do!

Pretty much the only thing that beats him is going up against the world's greatest detective who tends to be backed by another world-class detective.

Whoo ooh!

>Sly Cooper

He can't do anything without the Bentley and Murray to provide intel and distractions, respectively, and they're both easily neutralized.

based on which version, though? the comics? the cartoon? the movie?

No escaping from Marusa.

The movie, I guess. So long as the team isn't forced to turn into cockroaches.

>Americans

A crew of Ork Freebootaz could do it.

Definitely. He's fought ducks before.

Duck comics are American.

No he didn't. He legitally broke in and got away.

bump

You seriously don’t know about the dime???

Please let this be bait. No one can be this retarded.

Is it thievery if it's actually a gift

Carmen Sandiego could steal his adventurous spirit,

Loon Pond the Third

Include me in the screencap.

This bitch.

Sly cooper

This dude here can steal BOTH their dimes and get away with it!

he wouldn't do it, scrooge is a man of good virtue. Sly only rips of criminals

user, it is well known the best way to find Scandinavians in a thread is to say something factually incorrect about Scrooge McDuck.