Autistic habits from Sup Forums

>i say “HORRD” to myself sometimes when i climax
>i accidentslly called my dads big mac a “steamed ham” over the weekend
>i make the changing sounds from animated whenever i turn a transformer from its alt form to robot mode

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>Autistic habits from Sup Forums
Browsing this god-forsaken board.

>DDLC
Yup, you're certainly autistic.

I jack off to cartoons more than live action porn.

Same. I justify it by autistically thinking it's better.

Dont we all?

No I idea what it is about 2D girls that makes them more fappable than 3D girls.

Less limitations

Oh I do lots of autistic things, usually when I have unpleasant invasive thoughts I distract myself by having villainous monologues in a Frank Welker Megatron voice, or simply just yelling DIIIIEE AUTOBOTS.

Also...
>20 percent cooler
>this is the worst possible thing
>i just don't know what went wrong
>okie dokie lokie
The list goes on, I say all of these things casually unironically because I know most people won't pick up on it

I walk in three different ways
>normal
>when im wearing a coat i hold it like bane does
Or
faggy with my hands out

why do you do that user
you can change at any time

>20 percent cooler
I love that song and HATE horseshow, i just love hotdiggetydemon. Also, i say “hi everybody” like dr nick sometimes

>""""accidentally"""" calling a bic mac a steamed ham

>i make the changing sounds from animated whenever i turn a transformer from its alt form to robot mode
That's how they're supposed to be played with.

I make my own cartoon sound effects for everything when I'm in a good mood.

No one laughs but I do it for my own enjoyment.

>i make the changing sounds from animated whenever i turn a transformer from its alt form to robot mode
i have a bunch of transformers figures and i would do this as well if i wasn't embarrassed by how shitty it would sound
how do you do the changing sound?

Post the original version, user.

Some thing about the reptile brain. Read imgur.com/gallery/wkLq1

I can do the sound pretty well with my mouth. Ive been able to do it ever since i got into transformers from seeing the michel bay film 10 years ago

why

I demand a vocaroo.

Later, im out currently.

Is this the red pill Sup Forums talks about?

I call dollars dollarydoos without even thinking about it

Their personalitys are usually more outlandish and loveable then real women, and aesthetically 2D is sexier because of “usually” big eyes and perfect cartoon bodies

no, Sup Forums rarely mentions the reptilian brain theory. This is more in /sci/'s talking range

i second this. please...so i can do it too

Why are DDLCfags so cancerous? Not only online, but irl where I've seen a guy who gets legitimately assmad if you even so much as suggest it might not be the best game out there. At least keep it in a fucking general.

Bumping because OP needs to deliver.

Anytime I’m tired, but have to get up to work, I make the transformer noise, I get the joke that I go from lazy person and transform into a useful member of the household

>get mad
>SO...!
at least i’m not autistic enough to quack

>I tap the Looney Tunes theme song everything I wait a while on either my leg or on a surface

DDLC is 2017's Undertale.
And Undertale was 2015's Homestuck.

I bought a RWBY poster for 5 bucks
forgive me

I was alright with this but
This ain't cool

>Spend the entire day daydreaming about being a character in cartoons I like and interacting with the characters
>Pretend everyone likes me even though I'm completely uninteresting in real life

Please tell me I'm not the only one

Youre not, ive been daydreaming lately about either taking over the world or going to beach city

hotchi motchie

My parents wouldnt like it

hentai kinda makes my penis sad.
i can only handle it in small doses.

>hentai kinda makes my penis sad.
Fucking how? What dont you like about it?

>have an idea for a show to broadcast one day
>think of all the shitposting Sup Forums would have with it
>think of all the possible lines that could become shitpost material
y-yeah, who the fuck does that autistic shit?
most certainly not me

where you do find enough animated western cartoon porn? there's hardly any that's high quality. plenty of hentai though

Not him but i mostly fap to images of rule 34

that's a good question. i dunno.

if only there was a bigger market for western animation porn

>bigger market
how much bigger, there are already millions of images dedicated to 2d porn

>Yup, you're certainly autistic.
Y-you too...

I've never met a DDLCfag in real life aside from a friend of mine who I want to fuck in the ass as he begs for mercy.

Not that user, but the over-the-top-ness of most hentai feels too xtreeeme and way too fake to be enjoyable. Not sure if that makes sense.

It does make sense, but understand to me i enjoy that aspect of that. What kind of porn do you prefer, Sup Forumsmrade?

Enough for there to be daily content for every single fetish paired with every character I want.

Virgin CBT, guro, and cheesecake. Odd combo, I know.

>guro
I love horror films and slasher, but that shit is an instant boner killer for me. I cant explain it either, because i get a thrill from gore and violence, but i dont like mixing sexuality with it i guess.

>daily content for every single fetish with every character I want.
there is not enough time or money in the world

My dad has taken to using the word “cuck” thanks to me

>”The bank was trying to KEK me user!”
>”My cuck bosses don’t know what they’re doing!”

I’ve created a monster

filtered normalfag

>Made a harem chart of 20 waifus, with most of them being Sup Forums related
>Started noticing the size errors on Steven Universe
>Became even more of a shitposter
I think I've become more autistic from using this board

I admit I'm very particular about it. I hate vote, for starters.

Yeah, vore is disgusting. I dont see what people see in that.

I'm actually jacking it to RL grills more and more lately and it's starting to concern me

Vore. Don't be a shitty phoneposter, anons.

I often catch myself with my pinky out when drinking

Does anyone have more pictures of anime characters with realistic eyes?

Perfectionism
Do you have down syndrome, I never left this board this early.

>i say “HORRD” to myself sometimes when i climax
wait what do you mean by to yourself?
what about your gf doesn't she hear that?

Theres a good ammount if you are degenerate enough to fap to ponies.
For that matter the humanization porn ain't bad either although the anthro is largly trash.

She thinks its weird but considering the other stuff i do she doesnt mind

No, just manic depression

I honestly don't mind the use of buzzwords and memes off the internet so long as it's for sheer catharsis and not something malicious.

If your dad needs to vent about legit bullshit he puts up with to support people around him, it's fair and well.
If he was going around calling people cucks out of some warped sense of superiority achieved only by putting others already in a bad spot further down, sort of like we do here then it'd be different and merit concern.
Just my two point five cents.

>big mac
I have been on /mlp/ too long.

>20 percent cooler
Shitty fucking meme

>i say “hi everybody” like dr nick sometimes
Same.
The fuck does hotdiggitydemon have to do with 20% cooler though?

This.

I quoted the tendies meme around my family when it was making the rounds

now a good portion of my family uses the word tendies unironically, sometimes even in public

At the end of one of his MLP parody videos he has that over the credits. Thats where i heard of it

That's a Sup Forums thing? I thiugjt it was an australian thing.

Same. It's like I'm slowly turning normie

Sometimes after watching an animation or short I liked, I re-watch it with the mindset that I've created it and am showing it off to my friends and family who are very proud of what I have achieved and are reacting positively, in turn giving me gratification that I've done something successful and am going places

I just fap to Frozen desu

Same. It just isn't the same. Doesn't stop me from longing for intimate human contact, but still.
A mix of these answers. Often, the character is presented in such a way that our brains interpret it as a "flawless/desirable mate", despite our intrinsic understanding that the character isn't a potential mate. Few to no flaws in facial structure, large breasts and/or buttocks and/or thighs, presented as sexually/emotionally available, written as being personable... and that's before we even get to the science of fetishes. It's a zero-one response for what were dangerous and unsure times. Now it's just a glitch in the system for some, set off by drawings and animations. Seriously, read that imgur link. It's written more smartly than I could put it.

Getting into the fetish stuff is what I want. I really wish I knew what drives the way I think. I jerk off to the exact same thing 90 percent of the time, and it isn't really that sexual, but I still have normal sexual relationships. The sex is good, but I pretty much either think about it during sex or the orgasm is much less satisfying.

I have a similar problem. I find cartoon r34/hentai more physically attractive than real women, but can't get off to them as easily as normal porn. It's annoying & frustrating because I'll end up jacking off to a chick whom I don't find very attractive.

>I jerk off to the exact same thing 90 percent of the time, and it isn't really that sexual
Tile fucker, is that you?

jokes aside same here I still love 3D women but porn just feels fake. with drawings instead i feel like they're really enjoying the act. Also usually characters in drawings have make more interesting/arousing poses that you couldn't do with a camera.