DUAL STORYTIME, wherein Betty must choose to bang a beta manlet, Ronnie makes Archie choose between best girl and a cripple, and Jughead does something. Probably eats burgers.
And in our second storytime, the fucking Monkees. Because apparently every issue needs a guest start now.
Brody Hall
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Angel Hill
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Ayden Perez
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Henry Smith
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Jason Campbell
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Liam Jackson
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Kevin Sanders
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Luis Davis
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Justin Cook
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Isaiah Bailey
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Jacob Phillips
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Joshua Young
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Dominic Anderson
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Jason Walker
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Adrian Davis
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Jaxson Torres
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Jose Ross
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Blake Campbell
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Aiden Morgan
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Juan Taylor
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Jack Rogers
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Christopher Anderson
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Ian Robinson
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Christian Taylor
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Charles Hill
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Andrew Torres
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Connor Wood
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Tyler Peterson
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Lucas Mitchell
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Connor Turner
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Julian Clark
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Juan Cook
Reggie is le bad guy again?
Josiah Campbell
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Colton Rogers
Waid hates Reggie for being a Chad
Luis Smith
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Camden Cooper
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Tyler King
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Bentley Torres
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Parker Smith
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Asher Edwards
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James Robinson
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Xavier Kelly
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Gavin Ward
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Elijah Wilson
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Nathaniel Sanchez
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Jeremiah Butler
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Dominic Davis
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John Baker
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Anthony Howard
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Robert Brooks
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Wyatt Miller
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Logan Anderson
Is Waid quitting the book? Cause that's what it felt like
Liam Adams
Waid and Flynn are doing the next issue, maybe he's gonna pull back to just doing outlines then hand over the whole book to Flynn eventually
Leo Jackson
Whos art is this on the cover? Looks like takeshi miyazawa