I matched with Trigglypuff on tinder. What should I say?

I matched with Trigglypuff on tinder. What should I say?

>Hi I'm a shill.

I posted pics of her profile the other day.

>get off the stage you fat fuck
>i am fucking better than you

No response so far

1) tell her you are bummed about the election
2) tell her you once got bullied on the internet but you told them all to fuck off and made them cry and regret it
3) Trigglynoods inbound?

fuck her, post webm

This:
But use a fucking condom when you slide in-between them rolls.

Dude, as much as I think Trigglypuff is fat and funny do fuck her, just to say you fucked her.

>fuck her, post webm

KEK

Do it OP, drop a TrigglyNude Nuke on the internet.

Fuck her and record a video jiggling her belly fat while saying "Trigglypuff has evolved into Wigglytuff"

I'm not pathetic enough to fuck her but if I can convince this whale cunt to send nudes I will make Sup Forums vomit. She might not answer right away but I'll make another thread if she does.

HIT IT AND POST IT EVERYWHERE

>bigguy4u.jpg

>tfw trips so he has to do it

Then meet up with her, tell her to undress, take the picture, then leave.

But when you leave, fucking run before she goes full elephant on you. Or just use the bathroom excuse.

>when you win bigly

>trigglypuff nudes

GET YOUR FACE MEAT ON MY MAN PUSS GET YOUR FACE MEAT ON MY MAN PUSS GET YOUR FACE MEAT ON MY MAN PUSS GET YOUR FACE MEAT ON MY MAN PUSS GET YOUR FACE MEAT ON MY MAN PUSS

Will she take the bait?

Ask her how she feels about hate speech on campus, and whether it should be kept out.

I think I know what she will say, but I could be wrong.

No OP, you need to fuck her, iyell trump2016 as cum and post the fucking webm

>sending two messages

You're a desperate beta male who doesn't deserve this fat babe goddess.

THICCCC

make sure to bring some flour so you can throw it at her to find where she is wet

this

Just the smell she must give off from the countless rolls she has would make me throw up.

I've fucked some fat bitches but not a hamplanet.

kek

I'm drunk and want to keep the thread alive.

Tell her your an African prince and you are waiting to inherit $125,342,678.28

All you need is to lose you're virginity because your dad knew you would never do it.

Oh man... I'm with you on this one

dont mess this up

YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHALE

fake and gay

images were taken from her publicly known okcupid profile

Plug your phone in. Its dropped 5% in 3 minutes.

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Bumping for BBW nudes

TOO OBVIOUS PULL IT BACK A LITTLE

Grab her right in the blubber

I'I trying not to. I won't message her anymore but it's not like guys are lining up to fuck her rolls.

Also, fuck her and get her to call you Ahab while you're doing it. Also acceptable and possibly bonus points for Queequag.

this, im rolling for this

Bump

Grab her right in a fold of your choosing

Can't be a webm actually.
OP will have to get a bigger camera and a 2TB harddrive to store a 10 second video with a resolution that goes past 4k if he wants to record a human representation of gravity in the solar system.

Please come through, OP. I need something disgusting to fap to tonight.

This is frightening

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I guess I'll keep this tab open too then

I'll be watching, faggot.

trips

For all I know it's a fake profile but I live on the east coast and I think she goes to umass. The other day she was about 40 miles away but now it says 140 miles away so she could be on vacation.

op is a fag

Well done.

Migrating south to warmer fishing grounds?

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I will deliver but this may not happen within the hour. I will work on this until I get the (un)desired results.

tinder destroys batteries.

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>>>superlike

Come on OP find another cow.

Hahaaaaaa.

Checked

Just as the australian shitposts and the leaf exists, I live for banter my friend.

I go, to Bantz somewhere else.

I recognized her the other day and she finally matched with me after I superliked her. I might just do this dirty deed for you, Sup Forumsacks

OP are you in New York i could have sworn I saw this chick the other day I didn't realize who she was at the time

You're both addicted to tinder, may we suggest the free clinic as a nice first date?

How do you know it's not a fake? Do you actually live near UMass?

Well, your phones gpu being forced to render all of that skin and flab probably destroys battery

'u like food, dont u?'

I'm from new jersey

You better hope she responds OP. If you get stood up by trigglypuff, you'll have to commit sudoku.

To be fair she lives the delusion that she is even remotely attractive. I'm a solid 7/10 with an above average dick.

>I matched with Trigglypuff on tinder. What should I say?
This is not how we make America great again.

They will not be able to tell the difference. They are so far gone.

Fear not anons I'm here to hold you over

Bumping to make fat great again.

How the hell does this work?

Don't you have to mutually match to share messages?

I just came to her

It can be done, lads. Give it a shot, you'll learn something about yourself.

>Lure her into public for date
>Dress up like Steve Irwin on safari with his camera crew
>CRIKEY, LOOK! A WILD TRIGGLYPUFF
>Tackle her and subdue her for your nature documentary
>Upload footage to Youtube

Be hero we need.

Dude Chuck a spear into that whale for me

Don't fuck it up, user.

Get her nudes or better make a sextape. I hope your tinder game is on.

I think after I super liked her she mutually matched with me. I'm not sure exactly.

Those fucking sausage fingers

>I think after I super liked her she mutually matched with me. I'm not sure exactly.
Kill this thread nigga, she'll find out. Post the win, not the bantz.

tfw a fat social justice warrior can get laid more easily than you, a socially awkward, 5'6 manlet.

i think when you super like her it lets her know that you super liked her.

I've fucked 5 girls from tinder so far so my game isn't that bad. They weren't nearly that fat and ugly.

if you super like someone they actually get a notification saying so and it moves you to the top of their swipe pile.

otherwise you both just have to happened to have swiped each other

Yeah I thought that was how it worked.

You have one chance to be forever remembered. All you have to do is fuck her and record it.

Don't be a pussy bruh.

>tfw the only person I ever super liked was some fat cunt
>I only did it to see what super like meant

Does she still go to umass?

i will not let you down user

She's addicted to Tinder?

How much is Triggly getting?

It's all about confidence, bro. I'm a manlet too (5' 7") and I have a qt 5' 5" fiancee. You probably won't be able to date anyone above 5' 6", but some girls are into it. You can't change being short, but you can change being an autist. Good luck!

How much ACTION is Triggly getting?

I meant.

Underrated

Do like said and keep us updated. Monitoring this thread.

It always says something like that when you match with someone. Some little quip or something.