Anyone else want to do some late night hollyposting?
Alexander James
>Police force considers bringing back iconic hat to help short officers stand out from the crowd This is fucking amazing. Back to the 50's when?
Brody Robinson
>>Armistice Day 2016: Two minutes' silence marks day of national remembrance A bunch of women at work wouldn't fucking hut up wittering at 11 today when we were meant to be doing the silence thing, cunts.
>Be from Orcshire >Get told I sound like a fucking wildling from Game of Thrones
Tyler King
Who is the most wankable MP?
Brayden Foster
good lord
Benjamin Price
Please yes, all of my yes.
We need bobbies back
Jason Green
They should go back to having a no manlets policy instead of hiring faggots, niggers and women.
Parker Scott
>omg say "you know nothing" >every fucking time
Owen White
>tfw I used to believe in reptilians and everything David Icke said >now I am now someone who simply believes in classical liberal values, and denounces any conspiracy theory as they are mostly inherently fetishistic
Does anyone think they are worth salvaging when they thought the Queen was a reptilian?
Michael Collins
She really is fucking hot shit
Jose Flores
>1950s
Charles Martinez
...
Lincoln Cruz
Kek, I'll try that.
Leo Lewis
Mo Dicks is a 5/10 at best
Nathan Baker
Why are people so triggered by an asexual who isn't a virgin?
Nathaniel Wright
would still do it even after the overflaunting on keith lemon's part tbqh lads
Ryder Rivera
Oh I fucked up, I thought nige told him. Based bald fat man.
Gabriel Brooks
I wanked when she got shot.
Nicholas Cruz
You nor nuthin jun snurr
Connor Sanchez
vocaroo something cute
Jace Perry
Who /cosy/ here?
Liam Flores
Ha, the blue hair
Alexander Phillips
You know Keith Lemon fucked her?
Austin Nelson
You may have gone too far in a few places
Adrian Reyes
I doubt it, they're both married. And Keith Lemon is a character anyway
Evan Reed
How many daughter-wives and sister-wives have you got?
Grayson Anderson
Need to go to the gym but can't be fucking arsed lads. What do?
John Turner
You shot when she shot on the seashore?
Asher Campbell
have a wank
Robert Cook
>because hes rich I admit I used to be labour and I probably still would (simply because my stepmother works in gov funded jobs that suffer constant cuts under tory policy and shes highly stressed enough as it is. ) but that woman is an idiot. He isnt a racist hes a nationalist. Stricter immigration laws affects all ethnics and races, why do people never get this.
Easton Sanchez
why do you need to? Fatty?
there's a qt girl at my uni with blue hair. I know most of them are tumblrinas but still
Carter Reyes
Just had one, was pretty mediocre though.
Michael Hall
Edge it for an hour or two, treat yourself.
Jace Parker
Not fat but used to be.
Ethan Turner
99.9% of women with colored hair are mentally ill
Jordan Perry
You're looking for reason in the unreasonable.
Dylan Kelly
If I do that I'll feel like a gay because you suggested it.
Ryder Morales
You fucking shitlord. It's hair of colour, not "coloured" hair. People like you are the reason I have daddy issues, cunt
Ryan Jones
well i'm mentally ill so it fits well
>tfw no gf to be depressed with
Carson Sullivan
desu senpai
Jaxon Watson
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Hunter Phillips
I thought asexuals didn't feel any sexual attraction? Did you do it for the keks?
Angel Murphy
Reeeee fucking paddys trying to hold onto my bet winnings
Zachary Gomez
>tfw almost had one but she either saw me as a friend from day 1 or i fucked up and missed my cue
spent like £100 over the few times we went around town just so I seemed like I was putting in an effort, now she's with some literal meathead manlet who gets into all sorts of trouble and she's come out as some vegan pleb retweeting ewan mcgregor spergouts when brexit went through
dodged a bullet ?
Julian Walker
because it's humiliating and reminds me how useless i am
Ian Lopez
Lads, I keep thinking about death and what happens beyond our existence. I think about it every day, is this normal? What do?
Easton Clark
Every retard goes on about how great sex is so I was curious. Tried it a few times to see if it changed with repetition or different girls, it didn't. Came to the conclusion that I'll only have sex to make kids now, hopefully I can find myself a nice asexual woman with the same ideas.
Jacob Kelly
they gave me mine (200) how much did you win?
They paid out on Hillary so they must be furious at having to pay out again.
Thomas Baker
sounds nuts. i just want a sad, shy gf to keep each other company
I think it's normal. Does it scare you? It does for me. Not religious but the idea of nothingness for eternity is hard
Anthony Cook
Lad, life is just one fucking problem after another. If you ask anyone if they truly love their life, they'll tell you that they will as soon as x.
>as soon as I can get a gf >as soon as I can get a good job >as soon as I can get married >as soon as I can get a mortgage >as soon as I can watch my kids grow up >as soon as my divorce is final
Once you cut off one head, two grow back. There will never be a shortage of problems for you to solve.
To be happy, you need to be solving these problems as they appear, else you'll stagnate and become depressed. That's where you are now, stagnating. Keep fucking trying though, that's the only way out. The things that sets great men apart from weak ones is their ability to solve these big problems in life consistently, and to bounce back if you fail.
Napoleon, Alexander the Great, and all other great men in history felt exactly like you feel now. An instinctive desire to get a gf. And they did it in the end, and never allowed themselves to stagnate. Their will to solve the issues in their lives eventually led them to become great conquerors, that they might sate their will to power.
Keep fucking trying lad. The more you try, the better at solving these big problems in life you'll get, and the further you'll go. Maybe you'll be a god emperor one day.
Juan Edwards
500 i sent in my id three fkin times. But they cant verify it
she had a pretty weird rollercoaster in the last few years, was back in college she dropped out of her a-levels despite being an A-tier student and did a backwater catering course instead for 2 years, now generic wagecuck with disappointed father. one day user
Luke Long
Yeah it really does scare me, but people I ask seem to be fine with like "it's out of our control"
Brandon Diaz
His shit-eating grin is top tier
>don't touch me abdul
Luke Jones
>Keep fucking trying lad. The more you try, the better at solving these big problems in life you'll get, and the further you'll go. Maybe you'll be a god emperor one day. I-I'll try user
I've barely spoken to anyone since I left school. Wonder how many of them are fuck ups now.
On a scale of "achingly so" to "so much it hurts" how accurate is this?
Juan Sullivan
HE'S BACK
Brayden Reed
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Jayden Ortiz
Is there no way back?
Anthony Nguyen
holy shit they nailed Hislop
hate that cunt
Justin Ortiz
I'd buy this fucker a pint, then we'd go find Abdul to tell him to fuck off again.
Matthew Parker
>tfw feel tired all the time >tfw waste so much time I want to spend on vidya >tfw not focused enough to do well on said vidya >tfw on ritalin and it's not doing shit
How's life for you lads?
Jose Ortiz
No. It's over lad.
Christopher Walker
I actually missed you.
Ryan Davis
Had a bad week this week, injured my knee so I couldn't go running or even walking. Got me a bit depressy, but my knee is pretty much alright now so I'll be back to running soon.
Eli James
...
Leo Bennett
There is always a way.
Kevin Stewart
I don't think so user.
Alexander Moore
>tfw can't get into vidya any more >had a sore throat and a cough all week >still depressed and no friends >girl I thought liked me at uni just ignores me now >winter is setting in and it's making me miserable
Logan Jackson
So peaceful at this time of day, not a peep.
Cooper Lewis
Just drank a coke and my OCD is telling me there is something dirty in it and that I should throw it up and rub a tiny amount of dettol on my tounge then wash that out so I can be clean.
Gonna wait a while and see if the feeling goes away.
FML.
Luke Stewart
fuk u bich boi
Zachary Wilson
I like the nights no matter the season. Days are depressing in winter though.
>girl I thought liked me at uni just ignores me now I bet you acted like a stalking autist to her.
Caleb Price
not really. we've talked a few times in lectures and about some reading. seemed nice enough. i am a shy virgin though, so yeah, probably did something wrong
