My dad commited suicide

My dad just killed himself because Trump won and i cant stop laughing. Is that wrong?

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no you all gud laugh it up

Kill urself too now

proofs or gtfo

The truth's in the trips

He was a fucking degenerate, he deserved death.

I don't understand.
Can someone explain OP's problem to me with a food analogy?

why would he do that user?

Nothing lost.

Suicide is always cool especially when it gets personal

his dad put shit on a hamburger and OP is laughing because his dad died

No your dad was a headcase, you might wanna get checked out.

be aware that you have weak darwin genes and may lean towards hero'ing yourself out too

The sheep go to the slaughterhouse.

Your dad was a fag, at least now he isn't around to influence you with his feminine qualities op

The sky is red. I don't know how long I've been trapped on this roof. It feels like forever ago when the Trumpkins chased me up here. I was part of an expedition party on our way to Canada. As we crossed the last mountain pass, we came upon a horrible sight...A massive 50 ft high wall lining the horizon. The evil bastard actually built a wall to keep us from escaping. As we looked for a cave to shelter in while we could plan our next move, we were ambushed, many of our pussies were grabbed, and I got separated...

I watch them from above; lurking about in their blood red caps, spray painting swastikas on buildings, leaving racist messages on car windows, grabbing pussies. I can't watch for long or else I start to vomit and shake. I sleep during the day because it's even worse at night down there. They leap around like frogs around a bonfire wearing green robes and chanting some unknown language. Some of them look only 8 years old. Anyways, I am on my last Soylent bar and and I still haven't figured out how I'm gonna get out of here. Maybe I should just end my life now and make it easy on myself. It's been three long and epic days days since Trump was elected (not my) president and it's not getting any easier. #Literally shaking.

Degeneracy

>This topic
>Those digits

fucking KEK, stay strong man. Don't be like your dad.

Is your dad a FUCKING WHITE MALE?!?

>5050

True. I had a super psycho asshole neighbor that hung himself. Felt bad for feeling so good.

are you a burger
*eats u*

>I don't understand.
>Can someone explain OP's problem to me with a food analogy?
OPs dad took out the trash, and OP is happy cause it was his turn.

Nope, and I'll tell you why.

He was never the patriarch of his home, he was a pussy and he took the easy way out over a fucking political loss.

Nature just offed him because it was only inevitable for you to become the man of the house, so it sped up the process.

Long live user, new patriarch of an uncucked lineage.

Let's just say he brit bongd his sister last night

Kek says keep laughing.

Besides, it's pretty likely your dad was old. He knows it can't get any better than this.

Now, whenever you think of him, you'll think of Donald Trump as well.

Liar. Liberals don't own guns.

Why do i have a feeling some news source is gonna write an article about
>trump supporter laughs when father kills himself.

>yes! too soon..save it for the funeral.

lmao

lol this is fiuckng amazing if it's true. can I come to the funeral?

OP's dad put a New York strip on the grill and left it there until it was burnt to a crisp and OP is laughing even though he wanted that steak.

9.5/10 would read the novel,

desu i haven't stopped thinking about her since I quit reading and that was like, 5 seconds ago

OP is going bananas because his father ate a bullet

dear diary,
today I saw a based leaf comment

the faggots twinkie got ho-hoed

This is the best way to troll my friends.

Canada, Australia, take notes.

Creative, thought provoking, I rate it 9.5/10

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laugh him back to life

Op"s dad didn't want meat on his pizza and when he did, he committed sudoku

OP called for a pizza, half pepperoni/ half combo (for his dad), but when it got there, the pizza was only pepperoni. But OP ate the whole pizza anyway.

the apple pie was father to a smaller apple pie and because of the political state of their country the father apple pie was extremely depressed( albeit rather silly of him ). the daddy apple pie eventually killed himself after the party he supported lost the race for the election of the country, his son who was a major faggot younger apple pie saw humor in it because of his affiliations with online shopping forums where all foods come together to discuss topics and they were firmly opposed to the party that his father had supported and subsequently killed himself over.

top kek, what a quitter

Can't handle the bantz. Top kek.
RIP to your pops though

Jog on man, I was typing a pizza joke.

yes. lying is wrong.

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You might want to ask for a genetic test for mental illness since your father was a liberal.

How could your father be that stupid?

Hope he was not your biological father

Terrible analogy m8.

I laughed when I read this too. You did nothing wrong OP. My father is a socialist cuck too.

he has trips of truth and a dub

This is pretty fucked up, I shouldn't find it funny, but I do.

wtf i hate suicide now

OP's dad really liked a specific fast-food burrito. Then a man he disliked bought not only the recipe for his burrito, but the whole fucking fast-food chain and he made the burrito great again by removing okra from it because okra doesn't go well with burritos. OP's dad couldn't handle the original recipe and decided to join the void.

did you inherit his dildo collection? who cares about a dead lib at least youre redpilled.

Laugh and grow weed

The problem is, it's FUCKING RAW!

I dont understand what you are asking for, can someone use a back to the future reference to explain this to me?

if you ever write a book let me know desu

He won't be seeing America becoming great again, his loss. And yes it's funny given the context.

i never understood this, these people undercook the shit out of this food and try to slip it by him... the fuck are they stupid?

I thought this was a joke this post is so weird and those trips...

Dude, you are in a state of shock. Call the police.

can we meme him back so he offs himself again?

So, your entire family is coming to celebrate the Coronation of King Mindaugas at your hovel, and you decide to make your towns famous potato pudding. You go to the store and you realize that a guy with a bad reputation has purchased the store, but you personally like him and are excited about the future of the store. When you get back you make your potato pudding, and you haven't tasted it yet but you have a good feeling about it. You present your pudding to your papa and he tastes it, but as he's eating it you tell him about the new store owner. Before he can even taste the pudding, he convinces himself that the ingredients are poison; he chokes on the food out of panic and dies. You go to try the pudding. A little bland.

>I thought this was a joke BUT

Laughed maniacally.

Yeah, same. It's stupid how they know he's coming, but don't stab the meat with a knife or fork or something to check before serving it up.

I'm sure he and the customers would prefer that there's a small hole in the meat, rather than it being undercooked and inedible.

Was your father Bill Clinton?

depends on your relationship with your dad. plus why didn't you redpill him? My dad was hardcore lib until I introduced him to pol. your father was weak, you will succeed him. trips of grief for now though

I laugh when I'm really nervous, maybe you're like me OP.

>trying to teach shitposters to shitpost

>mfw never knew much about my dad until this election year

he is based as fuck

The weak are culling themselves, nothing to shed tears over desu

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helluva get, faggot. check'd and rekt

have your dead dad climb up from the depths of hell and take a few more spineless libshits with him.

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This

Good on ya m8

Sounds like your dad was the mistake. What a twist!

dear diary

today, OP was not a faggot