We have front row seats to the greatest reality show on Earth, and nothing can stop it now. Total victory, or total annihilation, either way, we win.
AWOOOO!!
Noah Cox
>will never run for president >will never survive calling Mexicans rapists and criminals >will never poll higher than 10% >will never poll higher than 20% >odds makers say Jeb Bush will be the nominee >will never survive attacking McCain >will drop out before the first debate >will never survive the first debate >woill never survive not making the pledge >Ben Carson won the 1st debate >will never survive calling for a ban on Muslims >Carly Fiorina won the 2nd debate >will never poll higher than 30% >will never survive a war against Fox News >Ted Cruz won the 3rd debate >will never survive skipping the debate >supporters won't show up to vote >he is finished, he lost Iowa >doesn't have a groundgame >odds makers say Rubio will be the nominee >will never win in New Hampshire >will never win in South Carolina >will never survive the KKK scandal >Romney has stumped him >will never poll higher than 40% >will be finished after Super Tuesday >will never poll higher than 50% >John Kasich won the debate >hand over the delegates, Donald >won't reach 1237 >won't be the Republican nominee >is finished, Hillary was cleared by the FBI >is finished, Hillary is ahead in all the polls >is finished, he will never survive trashing a Muslim gold star family >is finished, he lost the first debate >is finished, he will never survive pussygate >is finished, his party is abandoning him >is finished, he will lose the second debate >is finished, he will lose the third debate >is finished, he's losing all the polls >is finished, Hillary was cleared by the FBI again >is finished, he's losing all the exit polls >is finished, he's losing Florida, North Carolina and Ohio >won't reach 270! >won't be our president ----------> You are here won't repeal and replace Obamacare >won't build a wall
in b4 concern shills flogging obamacare and cabinet position articles.
Jason Myers
Awoo~
Henry Rogers
spread this far and wide
let this pain scar them
Ethan Baker
A MUST READ FOR AMERICANS A MUST READ FOR AMERICANS A MUST READ FOR AMERICANS
>all of these media shilling on Trump backtracking
I'll give you burgers one advice from experience
The media bias wouldn't stop, it'll only get worse. They'll instantly jump on every dirt they see on Trump and even the salty ones will try to make it huge. This is what happened too with us when Duterte won.
But do not be alarmed, and to give you guys a motivation, half of your country that voted Trump should now know how shitty the media is. Most people who voted hillary should be falling in line to cooperate with a Trump presidency now, ignore those protest, they don't mean a thing.
It was even worse for us since Duterte only won 39% of the popularity and yet those who did not vote for him ignored the media bias and decided to support him, thus him receiving a 91% approval rating. People doesn't trust the media much anymore.
I've been talking around with people on how they feel about the media and I'm quite surprised that they know that it's all bullshit just to taint Duterte. You should try talking to people too and you'll know that great feeling that your fellow citizens aren't that gullible anymore to the mainstream media.
Trump will keep his promise and the media will continue to be dishonest. Hold down the fort and continue believing with your fellow countrymen as you are not alone.
Dominic King
Lads,
Last night I came in here and asked for advice on my 10-year-ol niece's Veteran's School Day. (To my surprise, it was also with her twin brother!)
Let me tell you a story.
I was in the Navy from late '98 to early '01, just a little over two years. I was discharged for "Failure to Conform To Military Standards." However, my discharge was General Under Honorable Conditions.
You ANons advised me to go, even though I could not really consider myself a "Vateran."
I got SO MANY COMPLIMENTS on my MAGA hat! Not exaggerating, probably about 6 or 8, and I don't really talk to people.
The kids PUT THEIR HANDS OVER THEIR HEARTS AND SAID THE PLEDGE! I didn't know they still allowed that in school.
One of the classes sang "God Bless America." GOD. They allow kids to say "God" in that school!
THERE WERE MORE VETERAN FAMILY MEMBERS THAN STUDENTS! The people out in this small time quasi-rural town have a YUUUUGE military history, apparently!
I was told by some lady official there that I was a Veteran, that all that's required to call oneself a "Veteran" is serving at list a single minute in the Navy. I could go into boot camp, barely get in my smurfs, break my leg and gt discharged, and that means I'm a Veteran! As long as I have an Honorable or General Under Honorable Conditions discharge, which I do!
And it meant SO much to the kids. My nephew couldn't wipe a stupid grin off his face and it interfered with his singing. (It was the whole class, so it wasn't noticeable really.)
A little girl started crying. That's ALWAYS so fucking annoying. I wish the damned---Wait, what's that? The Dad in his uniform is getting up IMMEDIATELY and carrying her out of there? HE HAS RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE? OMFG!
Thank you, Anons. THat was one of the best days I've had in a LOOOONG time. Thank you, Anons.
Happy Veterans' Day!
Joseph Martinez
Someone give this a filename.
Kevin Roberts
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Cooper Bennett
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Jaxson Flores
Shadilay and may Trump have eight years!
Hunter Young
>she would of titsucked your dick if you voted hillary
why did you turn her down Sup Forums?
Cooper Hernandez
which (((comedians))) committed suicide tonight?
Bill Maher needs a shotgun mouthwash
Jose Hall
MFGA Election in April 2017 Primaries in 10 DAYS !
Do you guys think he'll restock hats on the shop? I always wanted a MAGA beanie but never had the opportunity.
Justin Perry
ummm hi
Tyler Kelly
I can't wait until January. It seems like the liberals are still harboring some kind of hope that a horrifically illegal and nation destroying event will occur that will prevent Trump from assuming the presidency.
I want to see them broken. They won't fall into complete despair until Trump's hand is on the bible.
Christopher Rodriguez
Do people honestly think this will do anything? What a bunch of sore losers.
What's with trumps twitter now? His tweets got like 20k likes now he's getting iron man numbers. Has the conditioning been broken?
Dylan Lopez
nah user
Tyler Lee
>8 years of having to defend trump 24/7 from rabid leftist stupidity
Ryder Sanders
On November 14 /jp/ will Start to raid Sup Forums in an effort to liberate Momiji. You brought this upon yourself youtube.com/watch?v=dJRWJ3wOXjs&t=699s
Grayson Jones
>The media isn't completely useless after all.jpg
Jaxson Gray
what does he mean by this?
Henry Scott
Checked and file name.
Nathaniel Taylor
Lads, I need help.
There is so much liberal butthurt and tears that I physically am unable to consume the amount of media they're creating.
There are posts, blogs, letters, petitions, videos, v-logs, podcasts, and tons of other things.
I need the hyperbolic time chamber to be able to read and watch all of the intense buttache.
Jace Scott
Because cheap pussy is cheap, a glorious union is not.
Anthony Garcia
>muh Trump hired lobbyists for top roles
Are these people fucking stupid or what?
Jesus fuck, my facebook, MINE, Costa Rica, is filled to the brim with this shit.
Jose Sanders
>This is what happened too with us when Duterte won. Did they try to make up bullshit about Duterte flipflopping on his policies?
Julian Evans
he got elected and he got 1m followers in a night
Dominic Wright
2013/2014 >everyone divided and fighting over who has it worse
2015/2016 >everyone united as one in Trump
Can't wait for 2017 lads. We will make the world great again.
Ian Ortiz
Shitposters need to get their shit together.
Trump is only going to be keeping what he thinks is good, like children being able to stay on their parents insurance and preexisting conditions. This was said during the primary debates.
All 2,000 pages of obamacare will be repealed and replaced with health insurance accounts that include the above as well as the state lines being removed.
Jackson Roberts
>Obama is there
Michael Russell
He seems a lot more in line with points this board shares that most comedians. Like when he was talking about PC being bullshit and you can't dismiss the white vote no matter how much you want to
Luke Brown
people are coming out as trump supporters. I used to favorite his tweets and never said a single thing political throughout this whole election. The day he one I congrdulated him.
feels good man
Aiden Perez
Ah I remember Deuterte winning. The whole of Oceania was shitting on him for months.
Parker Cox
Whoever made the Lincoln and Obama ones should be fired. They didn't even try.
Even worse than the Seinfeld wax figures
Gabriel Gray
B-But over 3m signatures.
Josiah Long
I WAS LITERALLY JUST THINKING OF THIS.
Liam Harris
Goddamn Sup Forums, I actually thought it was a meme. Just saw this posted on another forum I peruse.
>user 1 - "white folk are not going to be the majority for long so they better get used to it. Dismissed
>user 2 - "I will never understand people being afraid about this. Ever. If people really wanted to "make America great again," the majority or minority ethnicity should mean jack ****. The important thing would be moving this country forward: helping those who need help, bringing true equality to ALL groups of people, keeping religion out of policymaking, etc."
>"I'm a white Jewish male and "not being in the majority" is at the bottom of my list of things I'm afraid of."
Thank God for Trump.
Ethan Barnes
Yeah, a fuckton. Duterte released a statement on where the media are getting their sources
Jackson Green
>newt for cab
wew trump really Drained the Swamp™
Angel Rivera
we won though
Luke Scott
Sup Forums, please tell me he's not gonna fill his cabinet with a bunch of neo-con shills.
Cooper Scott
>tfw this election has honed my skills to the point it's fun We need to become the jew, buckle in.
Christian Hall
He is now President Elect and not just the Republican candidate running on a "literally Hitler" platform
Henry Butler
Its part of the territory that comes with winning. Trump would wake up tomorrow and get caught drinking water from a plastic cup an leftist would say its the end.
>Is trump bankrupt AGAIN >can't do nothing right smhtbhfamilia
Jose Gray
Looks like they recycled bush for obamas face. It's gonna be WILD
Jace Miller
WHY HASNT DONALD DISAVOWED DAVID DUKE AND THE KKK YET?
Kevin Hall
I'm watching sam hyde's stand up right now and holy shit it is so fucking tense. It's almost torturous.
Anyway what's the haps tonight? Anything fun going on or is it just /comfy/
Oliver Cruz
Why can't Disney get a shirt fitted for a body they created to exact specifications?
Jordan Walker
his guests were worse than he was. that mtv news bitch and john legend were the worst
Jacob Phillips
Also, when I first went out, RIGHT IN THE FUCKIN' CITY, one of my neighbors from the nearby apartment complex was taking her dog out for a shit. SHe was a cute little thing, and saig, "Love yer hat, fuck yeah!"
I could only stammer a "Thanks!" before hurrying off to my car.
Angel Carter
Had a good chuckle.
Henry Robinson
YOU SIGNED UP FOR THIS WHEN YOU MEME'D HIM INTO OFFICE HE IS OURS WE MUST PROTECT THE EMPEROR
We need to talk By far the most pressing matter on Sup Forums at the moment is the massive demorilization and cuck attitude even among our strongest supporters know as the BLACKPILL. We need to form a plan to immediately combat this massive campaign that has plagued our board for years. This election has proven the impossible can happen, yet these fools still hold onto their nihilist tendencies. How do we fight the blackpill?
Owen Rivera
Great to hear that it went well. Continue to MAGA!
Brandon James
no, he's still a pathetic cuck >Moral 9/11
Jordan Butler
Yeah, but good thing your diplomats made friends with him and didn't do shit like what obama did by criticizing his drugwar
Jackson Bailey
When was the last time the KKK was actually relevant? It has to be before the late 70s.
Gabriel Campbell
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Lucas Rivera
Could we meme Soros to a painful death, bros?
Jaxon Cook
would trump sacrifice himself to save the good american people from the left? I think he would
Logan Clark
>implying half the posters here aren't /jp/ already
Elijah Clark
Yeah. We pretty much went "Whatever, here you can train with us down in Townsville."
Sebastian Jackson
I masturbate to anime...so why would i need that?
Jose Adams
Tards didn't actually do their research and think that The Don is backing out when in fact this was his policy all along.
Nathaniel Fisher
I mean you're right, but why do these fuckers still pay attention to the media, that got everything so fucking wrong?
Come on man, is the left honestly so fucking retarded that even memes surpass them in intelligence?
Dominic Ramirez
Oh shit. Dobbs is fucking up the late night "comedians"
Jaxson Hughes
We make it a firm part of the culture here that we don't bump, respond to, or give energy into shitty concern troll posts and threads.
Brayden Russell
>children being able to stay on their parents insurance aren't they talking about keeping them on till 25? thats just retareded
Ryder Green
when did this happen?
Michael Torres
what a terrible general
Andrew Jackson
Anime.
Isaiah Walker
ive heard the best way to solve conflict is with lewdness
Brayden Sanchez
Don't worry user it will be worth it.
Nathan Perez
If he staffs his administration with the same old players, then we'll know he's failed from the outset.
I better see Ron Paul and Trey Gowdy somewhere in there.
Blake Hill
>Filthy 3D whores
Jason Price
When he got elected
Mason Butler
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Alexander Collins
what a terrible post
Xavier Evans
>trump supporters dressed formally >hillary supporters barely throwing a sloppy, ill-fitting shirt on
Logan Watson
Probably after he saw this.
Jaxon Davis
I believe the reincarnation of General George S. Patton would sacrifice the left to save the good American people.
But yes, he probably would.
Brandon Bailey
The "swamp" is referring to people that have been there so long, they've become ineffective. Newt has a lot of experience but he's an effective politician.
Brandon Phillips
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Matthew Brown
Uh, guys.... should we be worried here?
Ryder Ross
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Tyler Ross
what a terrible reply
Liam Ortiz
We'll just meme better girls into supporting Trump then. /jp/ is such an autistic shithole
Dominic Watson
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Austin Wilson
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