Did he kill himself?

Did he kill himself?

>if you break it, you own it

what did he mean by that?

>im a rich successful writer, but i didnt get my way so im going to throw a hissy fit and announce to everyone that i will no longer be tweeting for a while
Good riddance.

The IT reboot I'm guessing

Oh no, please don't stop the dog pictures.

Look what you did Sup Forums you should be ashamed of yourselves.

I can never really understand his books. He writes like he's on drugs.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THAT DARK TOWER ENDING FUCKHEAD!

Nothing of value was lost.

YAY!!

He has a show that's going to start airing on Nov 22 about the assassination of JFK.

Why does Stephen king live in the whitest place in the known universe and lecture people?

Hoping another van hits him.

He'll be back with a horror novel about a evil orange monster.

Who fucking cares about Goosebumps: The College Years

I haven't read a Stephen King book since I decided to grow up, a bit.

The car came back for revenge

I wish he wasn't such an insufferable pussy, The Dark Tower was by far one of the best series I've ever read.

>if you break it, you own it

>what did he mean by that?

He means Obama owns what's left of the United States, I guess.

Because Stephen King is a fucking genius because he wrote scary stories.

It's "if you break, you buy it" you illiterate goon.

He's probably going to die from a cocaine binge now.

Something some Thing people calling Donald Trump a clown........

Stephen King is not a real author. He cranks out garbage that people read because they cannot sleep on a long airplane flight. His training comes from the idiotic "creative writing" movement. I remember the respect I felt when I learned that Raymond Chandler had originally been a respected financial advisor or some kind of Wall Street guy before becoming one of the greatest authors of the Twentieth Century. John LeCarre and Ian Fleming were spies, and Gerard deVilliers probably was too (he aas surely a tacitly acknowledged asset with high education). Michael Crichton was a doctor. Ernest Hemingway and E. E. Cummings volunteeted to drive ambulances in WWI. Stephen King took creative writing classes in college and felt inspired by green typing paper.
There's authors that outlive their time, and then there's authors that are massively famous and rich but completely forgotten after a point. The guy who came up with the terms "bromide" and "purple cow" was the biggest print celebrity of his day, nobody knows his name now.

What a fucking pussy holy shit.

Also it's funny how he lives in a super white area.

To be fair, King grew up fuck-poor and spent about half his adult life selling pulp fiction to porn mags and dying story mags just to be able to afford diapers for his kids. He knows poverty and the poor, he was one of them.

King is without a doubt the last great pulp fiction author. That doesn't mean I agree with his politics, which are often ignorant and childish at best. But I don't ask the Jim my Johns clerk for stock tips and I don't expect savvy politics out of a penny dreadful author.

Bye Felicia

Thanks for introducing me to Gelett Burgess, user.

>To be fair, King grew up fuck-poor and spent about half his adult life selling pulp fiction to porn mags and dying story mags just to be able to afford diapers for his kids. He knows poverty and the poor, he was one of them.

Shit, I actually didn't know that. I knew he was an alcoholic at one point, but I never knew he had it that bad.

Here's hoping

He was seriously as big as a writer could get, he had the ear of the country at every level, his (sort of an ur-meme) word inventions would become nationwide slang instantly (very similar to memes), and yet there was this severe drop-off with no comeback.
And sorry about all those misspellings. In a way, blowing out a massively bestselling author with lots of typos is perfect. You know that if he ever reads it, all he will be able to see is "volunteeted."

Good riddance. That creepy bastard shits out 200 books a year and the only common theme is bad things happen to children in several of them.

At various points in his life he was.

Fun fact: the Movie Maximum Overdrive - the entire filming of it he was in a cocaine bender that could have killed Tony Montana

>Shutting it down

He had a scumbag deadbeat dad, too.

>wrote
Hahhaa, that faggot hasn't written anything in years. It's all ghost-written. And when he does write it himself, he puts himself into the story or makes it about a clown-spider or some gay shit like that.

>listening to alcoholics
>ever

his best shit tends to be short stories, his older short stories in particular.
Just things like Cycle of the Werewolf that ain't but a bit over a 100 pgs with some nice art in it

I get what you're saying. The only way Stephen King would probably be remembered is for The Shining movie, and he's distanced himself from it anyway.

prove it leaffag

Promising young writer goes to Hollywood, gets pumped with massive piles of cocaine, goes insane and changes - ADDICTION. Sad!

He means that if Trump ends up fucking up this country, we have no one to blame but ourselves.

The shining book was terrible.

S>tephen King, the McDonald's of authors.

I hope he did desu.