Do you like green eggs and ham?

Do you like green eggs and ham?

Nope. I prefer Spam.

NO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I DON'T LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM

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would you eat them with some joe?
would you eat them here on Sup Forums?

I don't think so.

Was this an allegory for drugs?

I do not like them.

I do not like them, BAM-BA-LAM

there are actually chickens that lay green shell eggs

also wondering if that was the case.

I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.

Is this a shitpost, Sam I Am?

I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I will not eat them, Anonyman.

It was about judging things before you gave them a try.

w-what?

That sounds like what a clickbait site or youtube channel like Dorkly or Cracked would post
>DID YOU KNOW THERE'S A THEORY THAT GREEN EGGS AND HAM IS AN ALLEGORY FOR DRUGS, IN THE 1970s-

And no, it's the classic moral of Don't judge a book by its cover

Was this an allegory for fugs?

Would you could you while doing a leap?
Would you eat them with a sheep?

Yeah, birds lay eggs in practically every color out there. But whether or not there's a bird that lays eggs with a green yolk on the inside is yet to be seen.

I would not eat them while doing a leap!
I would not eat them with a sheep!
I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I will not eat them, Anonyman.

Would you eat it with a waifu?
They say its the spice of lifu!

I'd glaze his hams If you catch my drift.

Are they steamed?

I would not, could not with a waifu!
It would not put spice in my lifu!
I would not eat them while doing a leap!
I would not eat them with a sheep!
I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham.
I will not eat them, Anonyman.

He doesn't like
HE DOESN'T LIKE
GAY SEX

>It's an user deals with peer pressure episode

just because you do not gay sex
does not mean that you are not next

I don't like green eggs and ham
fuck off dumb anonyman
Let me eat a normal meal
Or I'll feed you to a seal
fag

Yeah, but in what other scenario IRL would you stalk someone for that long, and push your thing on them that many times, after they make it clear they're not interested?
If it were just food it would go:
>Hey, these green aggs are good, you should try them.
>I don't want to.
>Come on, you'd like them.
>No, and stop asking.
>Eat my eggs.
>Fuck you, I won't! *walks away*
And that would be the end of it.

Would you, could you, in a house? Would you, could you with The Mouse?

would you like them in a house?
would you like them with a mouse?

Aimed at children, have you ever tried to make a kid do or try something new? You have to be persistent. Can't even get my nephew to eat grains in the lucky charms.

Nothing you gutter mind mong.This is a childrens book remember?It was just a basic premise for not judging things that might look odd,even a child could follow it.

Kids like food.This green food is normally not green.Eggs shouldn't be green.Green reminds me boogers and slime.I do not want to try them because they might taste like slime.
No.
No.
No.
Ok fine.
mmMMmm it actually tastes good.

also something something green vegetable blah fucking blah fuck you

>green eggs and ham?
those shits are rotten

I would not like them in a house!
I would not like them with a mouse!
I would not like it with a Waifu!
It would not put spice in my lifu!
I would not eat them with a sheep!
I would not eat them while doing a leap!
I would not eat them with some Joe!
I would not eat them here on Sup Forums!
I do not like green eggs and ham!
I will not eat them, Anonyman!

Would you like them with Eddy?
Would you like them with a teddy?

Oh Sup Forums...

>mfw my parents literally put green food coloring into my breakfast the day after i read this book, and served me green eggs and ham
it was delicious and was probably an important cornerstone of my development toward seeking out new experiences

but now i'm on Sup Forums so yeah