Sup Forums, what is your degenerate guilty pleasure?

Sup Forums, what is your degenerate guilty pleasure?

I like asmr, have a taste.
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>those ear-licking ASMR videos

You're a faggot

I like to listen to asmr while I shitpost

I have the same degenerate fetish op.

sounds like shes succin dicc

In as few words as possible: weebshit
ASMR included
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Sex dungeons with liberal whores.

Fox is a serious cute. Please keep her out of this disaster we call /pol. She's too pure.

>asmr is sexual
>asmr is a voluntary reaction
>asmr is only triggered by some sultry whore whispering porn talk in your ear

these misconceptions annoy me to no end

youtu.be/t89qG9qOxm8

/gif/

O_O

fucking furries

>I like guns
>i like christianity
>i like sex for the sole purpose of procreation
>i like living in the middle of nowhere
>i like voting republican

i never tell anyone but Sup Forums

>asmr isnt sexual

Id love to see you explain your way out of that one

>She's too pure.

Dude... She flashed her boobs...

but seriously idk if my boner is from this or from the trump protesters getting gassed

Hentai.

the fuck why are any of those strange?

what happened to the world

Take this retarded shit over to Sup Forums.

>asmr is sexual
It's not inherently, but once you get into the stuff that crosses the line into "intimate audio porn" it's hard to go back

I got a boner from this not gonna lie

>said I'd stop watching porn after the election
>user posts this
>technically its not porn
Jfc this is like a heeb law loop hole

youtube.com/watch?v=Bo4UlflF3Sk

comfy

I'm genuinely confused as fuck but I really want to beat off.

youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc

>tfw have a thing for cute traps
>tfw would consider marrying one if they were alright and passable
>tfw the good ones are literally 1 in a million

I cant stand asmr, when i start listening to people whispering and smacking their lips, i get uncomfortable and kinda angry and just want to make it stop.

*smacks lips*
Ayo hol up

link pls

Is that a trap?

You can't claim that everyone experiences arousal from ASMR just because you do.

youtube.com/watch?v=fmFh9ZZLZEM&ab_channel=MassageASMR

I agree about the lick smacking. That frequency of sounds makes me homicidal.

>ASMR
>degenerate
Let me guess, you think self-help books and going to therapy is also degenerate, huh?

It just isn't.

The sensation of ASMR is a pleasant feeling in or around your scalp. It makes you relaxed, not aroused.

being a musician who mixes his own shit, lip smacking in vocals is a fucking nightmare to deal with. so i feel even more betrayed by my attraction to this

Here you go folks:
youtu.be/zkW-64uzEGw?t=106

Been saving that one for a while. Enjoy you pervs.

yes
why else would I post it?

ASMR is great

Who is that?

NO THANKYOU

IS THAT A TRAP PLEASE GIVE NAME

Don't have any... I saw that shit on /gif/.

If it makes you feel gay, you're probably gay.

Fucking this.
A cute grill whispering sweet nothings at you is COMFY as fuck, but those audios where they slobber all over your earlobes or just chew toffies into the mic are disgusting.
And it's really hard to know what you'll get when you start.

...

I fell asleep with headphones on and ASMR videos playing and had a dream wherein I experienced the most intense ASMR ever. It was very interesting but I don't save my youtube history so I have no clue what video triggered it. Other than that I haven't experienced ASMR for years, and just watch the videos because they are relaxing.

How lonely are virginal are you on a scale of 1-10?

im 12 and what is this?

I can make it to 50 seconds.
I hate hearing him breathe, i hate how slow he talks, i hate how quiet he talks.
No idea how someone could find that appealing.

That woman must be a Trump supporter.

FYI, boys that dress like girls still have penises. Once they get naked you will notice the penis and may realize that you have made a mistake.

>It's a Bob Ross episode

That's pretty good.

youtube.com/watch?v=oBcJefKpgMc&feature=youtu.be

The only answer OP.

Is there any Sup Forums related asmr?

>Tfw 5 months into NoFap and ASMR videos give you raging boners

CanĀ“t watch them. feels like cheating and will deprive me of life essence (semen)

she's probably the hottest asmr girl. want to analize repeatedly

I love cloveress, the banana bitch

>still have penises
nothing wrong with that as long as it's cute and feminine

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give name of this trap you fucking hoarder

Dmitri is the best ASMR person on youchube, but that's gotta be one of his worst videos. That said, I can get why someone wouldn't be into him generally, but he really understands ASMR and takes it seriously, unlike these camwhores. And is also a wonderful dad which is cool.

she deleted the banana vid, anyone got a reup?

So is nobody going to post actual degeneracy?

femdom

I personally am not sexually aroused at all by asmr. Generally I use it exclusively as background noise to study/shitpost or to relax.

I detest any of the videos that focus on mouth sounds or that are meant to be erotic (kissing, licking, loving speech)

I do prefer a videos with a female voice because I find naturally it more soothing, but also listen to videos by men and videos that are purely sounds with no speaking.

There are a plethora of asmr videos that are only tapping, paper, whatever sounds meant just to calm. You can't claim that all these are sexual just because the ear-licking and mouth-sound videos exist.

She trying to get it monetized, it we be back up

Idk why, but I find the Dutch language incredibly sexy. It's even better than French.
She's Austrain, so you know she's going to elect Based Hofer in a couple of months

DMT once a year 100mg. I don't even drink alcohol these days or smoke anything.

The headline for the video pictured should be "Nigger nose Party". That bitch is ugly and I hate you for posting this degeneracy. Trump disown you.

MUH DIK

To love ru! My favorite manga when I was a teen lol

>And is also a wonderful dad which is cool.


Isn't he some kind of pedo. Liked he used his popularity to fucked some 15 yrs old asmr girl or something like that.

Plus the guy is way too serious about asmr...

Same
Is love it if were just whispering sultry audio book classics like Moby Dick or Plato stuff, whatever.
Why does it have to be mouth sounds?
I just want to go to sleep with a girl whispering stuff in my ear, a girl who isn't dead already.

link? it's not on her channel

...

youtube.com/watch?v=dx0WrU7eyj8

RAte this Trap

...

She privated the video, it will be back up

ayyy thanks

Trap faggotry. Maybe one day I will make the effort of following the diet and exercises from the guide. I can live without red meat. I like fish more. But I have to eat lots of soy and I fucking hate the taste.

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Humiliation porn. I'm trying to wean off of it and onto regular porn, then from there get completely off the stuff and go nofap. Wish me luck pls.

I found a reup

youtube.com/watch?v=PhDp-2_1pl0

what's the context here? Did she get hacked

revenge bf or something

Prostitutes.

link?

do it right faggot
youtube.com/watch?v=wgtbr5oQeQw

Any trap asmr? I don't like real women

well i know what imma masturbate to this month

I like tits and butts. If I like anything it's slightly chubby women.

I am also a strait heterosexual white male, my pronouns are he/him/his.

Sorry breathing and mouths sounds get me to tingle

>what is your degenerate guilty pleasure?
I smoke like a squirrel on the power lines and i drink like a fish. I'm only aroused by effeminate boys cross dressing and i enjoy hating people I've never met.


Can't think of anything else desu senpai

This is my guilty pleasure

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>that weird raspy voice

user please I just woke up it is too early to fap

lip smacking on shitty microphones? This is below jerking off to tentacle porn.

>degenerate

No such thing.

I masturbate

>asmr
Enjoy your made-up bullshit, special snowflake.