Honestly, why doesn't Bruce just ever put this fucking freak down or even consider it...

Honestly, why doesn't Bruce just ever put this fucking freak down or even consider it? It's explicitly not a human being, just a beast that cannibalizes and torments actual ones.

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Croc's Origin Story was depressing

Its not Croc's fault he was born a Meta Human who developed cannibalism after his only family was killed by an Anti-Meta Human Alliance

He's a monster you created, and refuse to leave alone

No one created Croc.

Croc was just born like this just because of the randomness of Meta Human Genetics

Killer Croc has some really sympathetic stories, OP. Shame on you.

No, Waylon was born with a mutation he never asked for, "Killer Croc" was created by everyone around him. He was beaten, abused, and called a freak his entire life, and his only escape was to become what people wanted him to be.

>Bro, it's just a skin condition

Earth one killer croc is best croc, just a bro that lives in the batcave and fixes bruces shit

>Only escape was to become what people wanted him to be

To be fair, I can't say his condition and set of skills open up a lot of job opportunities regardless of what others wanted him to be. People could have wanted him to be a library receptionist, but with his set of readily available and well-performed skills, that being killing and not dying, he doesn't really have a whole lot of job opportunities outside of killing.

>he doesn't really have a whole lot of job opportunities outside of killing

He could've always starred in some freaky ass porn. I doubt that in the entire DCU, there isn't a minority of people who want to watch superhumans get off.

The only honest job he could get was sideshow freak wrestling alligators, and that only made things worse because spectators were there to laugh and tease him. So naturally, Croc turned to crime as hired muscle but even with the pay he wasn't respected. Hell, he even tried looking out for the homeless, the people Gotham forgot, and that ended in tragedy. The world let down Waylon Jomes

Blah blah boo-hoo, nigga that's beside the point. Would you or would you not pay to see superhumans jack each other off?

Because he's still human. It's just a skin condition.

>It's explicitly not a human being, just a beast that cannibalizes and torments actual ones.
Pretty sure the guy have some humanity in the current suicid squad run, or at least he has a relationship with enchantress that may or not may count as a threesome if we include the magic ghost living inside enchantress

By OP's logic we should kill OP.

he kind of has to be a human in order to cannibalize them

No. Croc IS human, he keeps getting fucked over and that's making him lose his humanity by choice.

He was born with a skin condition and bullied by kids and his family, he runs to the circus to have them all killed (can't remember how), he hides himself in shame and can only work as a gang enforcer, gets experimented on in adulthood.

His life sucks.

I want Croc to have a happy life.

Find me a metahuman who'll fuck Croc and prove that he has a decent enough sized cock to be in porn and then we'll talk.

Can Croc get a happy end?

Enchantress.

Him and Clayface.

>Black people with skin conditions aren't human
Das Racist

>Enchantress
Why get a crocodile man to fuck someone if the person they're fucking isn't equally weird looking? Why such a normal looking meta? And there's far more attractive options at that.

He did get a happy ending.
He is worshipped as a protector/king to a hobo community that lives in the sewers.

What would Croc's role be in Earth 3? What would he do when he's not fighting crime?

Killed in his sleep as a child cause even the innocent bystanders are even more evil.

He'd be a dermatologist.

Oh sure kill Batman’s only black supervillian you racist.

Let's hear some options then, wise guy.

BBC

Big Black Croc

>only black supervillain
>horribly repulsive monster

Dare I say that DC is /ourguy/?

I feel like as soon as super villains murder children they're beyond redemption.

I remember a comic where Damian is bragging to some girl on a date about being Robin and Croc shows up and eats her. Pretty sure Joker has probably killed kids too.

Really at that point Batman should just put them down.

... There's always Baby Doll.

The whale chick the waifu fags are alwsys jerking off over, if we want to get furry porn bucks. Gay porn/threesomes with Metamorpho? It'll be called "Between a Croc Cock and a Hard Place".

Orca

See that's what I'm talking about. We need to get as degenrate as possible with the legal loopholes provided by metahuman abilites.

The Crocodile!

Brawny superhero with a heart of gold.

I want the superhuman fetishist audience, not necrophiliacs.

Pair her up with King Shark and it writes itself.

>Pair her up with King Shark

So he can get bullied?

Croc already ate out Orca once, lets not switch the script now. Besides, 2 sea themed porn stars seems kind of overkill to me. Freshwater meets seawater. Fuck I'll write the setup if you want

There's no masturbation in the dc universe so I assume there's no porn.

Femdom is a patrician fetish. Fuck now I'm imagining Orca fucking King Shark with the same enthusiasm as Gianna Michaels.

I could get behind this.
Fuck I think I outright ship it.

That's cold

It was already a thing in BTAS season 4, The New Batman Adventures. I'm sure it was Timm's idea

Then give her to Solomon Grundy. He needs a paycheck too.

There was one Batman story where Swamp Thing breaks Croc out of Arkham and brings him to the bayou where Croc can exist in his natural state where he won't be judged by the standards of humanity.

>I feel like as soon as super villains murder children they're beyond redemption
While I agree, the problem is that when we take all of media into account then virtually all of the Batman villains have murdered kids at least once, even the more sympathetic ones.
Two-Face has fed poisoned ice cream to hundreds of people, including kids, in a shitty story no one remembers or wants to remember called Batman: Jekyll & Hyde. Does this mean Harvey is irredeemable ?
Penguin's tried to murder kids as well and not just in Batman Returns.
Tom King made Riddler kill Kite-Man's son.
And it's pointless to go over Harley Quinn because everyone remembers that page (and Harley Quinn is always a karma houdini).

Remember that time he ate her corpse.

She got better, and now we're discussing Croc eating her in other ways

to be fair, that croc was experimented on by a psycho doctor and made an even bigger freak than befire

He could be a great bouncer or bodyguard or security

He doesn't have to be a killer.

King Shark or Arkillo.

Or you can just have him worshipped and pleasured by a bunch of normal humans that'd be into it.

Did anyone else get the sense they were setting Croc up in Eternal to fill the spot Clayface ending up taking on the current 'tec team, but then movie synergy forced him onto Suicide Squad instead?

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>Snout
Worst Croc. Same goes to any design with a tail

YOU LEAVE CROC ALONE

He's best boy

where is her vagina?

Best design

Tfw the only characters you share a name with are this guy and fucking Smithers

>It's explicitly not a human being
Doesn't mean he's black he's not a human being OP

The Batman version of Croc is actually my favorite
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>Aww, I hate it when people call me a monster!
>How can I show everyone how swell metas are?

RAWWR I’M GONNA EAT YOU!

C L O A C A
(I know whales don't have that, I just like the word)

I'd fuck croc

>Tail
Into the trash it goes
People drove him to cannibalism. And don't pretend you're not the least bit curious

This particularly this version

Fuck this remind me of that american horror story freakshow were Paul the seal Man says he got his tatoos to give the world the monster they always told him to be

There’s a tribe in Nigeria that worship crocodiles as divine messengers of the gods

DC's Shape of Water

At least can we agree this was objectively the best version of Waylon?

That's a slippery slope, user :^)

You know beast boy be masturbating to raven and superboy jerks it to canary

Best mission from the DLC, then Ra's, then Freeze, then Mad Hatter.

best Croc is The Batman's.

>let's take Killer Croc
>give him Deathstroke's voice
>and make him basically aquatic Bane meets the Lizard

This was explored a bit in Morrison's Seven Soldiers. Bulletgirl's story to be exact.

He could be a firefighter, or even a superhero. As I recall though he was actually a very timid and stupid child so I think expecting him to rise above his environment is a little much. If he had been given a decent parents and home he could've been had more, though.

Firefighter maybe

Superhero or Cop wouldn't happen due to Croc being too jaded.

I first thought pro wrestler but he'd be booked as the heel and forced to lose against people he could crush easily while the audience cheered.

Very bad idea.

Batman is mentally ill.

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Enchantress doesn't seem to mind

I'd love to see an elseworld's where instead of Commissioner Gordon to be Batman's pal, it's Commissioner Croc

I thought we were pairing King Shark with Killer Frost (Louise Lincoln) because she'd kill almost anyone else.

>not wanting Croc to buttfuck Enchantress in the pussy

because it's canon

and cute

>waahhhh his origins are so so
>waahhhh he has such sympathetic stories though
So fucking what?

Look at Croc. No, REALLY look at him. You mean to tell me something like THAT gets any pleasure out of existence? Fuck no.

Croc doesn't like being alive, and the world doesn't like Croc being alive. Ending his suffering with a quick death is the most humane and sympathetic thing anyone could do for him at this point.

Fuck you virtue signaling dipshits acting like the OP is in the wrong when all he wants is for Crog's misery to end.

They're on a break right now

Ow, the edge

CROC'D

That show started the trend of giving him a sweet accent.

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Here's my favorite animated Croc. I like it when adaptations remember he's actually pretty street smart and was a crime boss back in the day, rather than just muscle or a savage beast.

>tfw a very minor batman villain is better than most spiderman villains
Why Batman rogue gallery is so fucking good Sup Forums?

There's nothing edgy about what I said though.

Tell me right now why Croc would be opposed to it. Tell me right now that Croc gets up and feels excited at the prospect of another day.

You can't, so shut the fuck up and the next time you call someone's post "edgy" because you lack an actual argument, I want you to remember this post and I want you to ask yourself if your life is worth living either and if anyone would really give a shit if you coated your bedroom wall with your brains.

Could've just joined the military.

Contrary to what you may believe, Croc isn't a mopey fuck who wants to die. If he was, he would have killed himself years ago. Croc only wants 2 things, either to be loved, or to be feared. Killing himself would only prove everyone right, that he was better off dead/gone forever, and that is something Croc doesn't abide. In both cases, Waylon is there for the world to see, whether they like or not. So how about you shut the fuck up

>let's just kill who is ugly.

Why would anyone want porn of TWO monsters fucking? Then it's just some funny YouTube video. No, for the porn marketplace, you need some big lizardcocked freak fucking a girl who looks totally normal. That's what's gonna get you page views.

I wish that more media would remember he's supposed to have a Southern accent, as he's canonically from rural Florida.

People join the military for one of two reasons: legit patriotism, and I don't see why Croc would feel patriotic towards a people that despise him, and as a stepping stone to get elsewhere in life, but Croc has no where else to go except in the ground, dead. He's permanently fucked.

>to be loved, or to be feared
What, and living to be feared wouldn't prove everyone who called him a monster and a wretch in his youth right?

Because the villains don't need to be able to compete with a super-powered ultra human. They can be anyone.