Looks like they are really going to try to make this film happen

Looks like they are really going to try to make this film happen.

How can they do it without it being as boring as dirt?

Just copy Atomic Blonde

Yeah, honestly. With more bullshit science and super gadgets.

Who's "they"? Your boyfriends?

Just make it a spy revenge flick.
She finds out some dude from her past is still alive and she goes rogue to go take him down.

Is it really greenlit and going or is it one of those projects that could end up canceled? I guess you could tell the story of how her and Clint met

Nothing's confirmed yet.

News sources say they're writing a script and Scarlet Johansson has met with said writers and such.

making the Black Widow movie a rated R film would create massive hype for a character nobody cares for

They really shouldn't. We're flooded with those female spy films that all look the same.

Make it a Hawkeye movie

No Stark.
Prequel to the MCU
Take every god damn spy movie that can be considered good and copy it all
No gender bullshit.

And the most important part.

NO
STARK.

cameos by spider-man

>>Make it exactly like Atomic Blonde/Red Sparrow
>>Make it a revenge flick.
>>Make it Rated R.

Is this seriously the best you guys can do? Copy paste Black Widow over existing films?

versus what? making it a movie that isn't a spy movie, revenge flick, or action-oriented? for fucking black widow?

They waited too long. ScarJo looked great during Phase 1. Now, not nearly so much.

I say go nuts. Have her fight the Winter Guard. Have her infiltrate the Savage Lands. Go nuts.

I want it to be an I Spit On Your Grave-esque BW origin story.

Hardcore nudity.

>SWJ will not put their money into stuff like this. They'll complain and move onto the next thing, leaving Disney with a 1 billion dollar gap.


Who knew this is how corporations would be hurt?

Have HULK buttfuck her in the pussy for 2 hours

Put Daredevil in it.

>Announcement made about hiring a writer for the Black Widow movie is made one day after accusations of sexual harassment by Stan Lee appear in newspapers

It'll be fine r-right g-guys.

What else do you suggest ?
No one fucking cares about this boring excuse for fanservice.
If you have any ideas for making people actually give a shit I'm all ears.

>Is it really greenlit and going or is it one of those projects that could end up canceled? I guess you could tell the story of how her and Clint met
I would say that they might as well give her one film. She would likely be recast soon due to age, so give her a decent sendoff is probably a good idea.

Same as they do to all the MCU "SPAM COMEDY & QUIPS". Same old shit. Don't be surprised when it happens. Faggots will eat that shit up anyways.

>when you are so cucked by SJWs that you just straight up start imagining things

It's unbelievable they didn't do this earlier, timing is the only problem with it

This really should have either been set after Winter Soldier or Civil War, both times where her character is basically on the run or gone underground due to blown cover

Red Sparrow has completely eaten their lunch as far as doing anything about the Red Room or her origins is concerned

What does "cuck" mean this week?

Let Kojima write it

Hawkeye is harder to make a solo movie many people will want to see because it seems weird to people that he goes around with a big bow for shooting arrows.

Pair her up with some other Avenger, like Clint or even Kate Barton.

Or a second, third and fourth Black Widows and they could fuck.

It's not that hard to make a movie about a spy not be boring.

It's easy, base it on his comics run where he was street level. Hell make it Hawkeyes to introduce Kate or something.

The movie makes it even easier kind of style to take what with the Hawkdad stuff

Plus Ghost in the Shell was a complete financial and critical disaster.

You don't speak for everyone asshole. Plenty of people like Black Widow.

You'd be surprised at how many boring spy movies are out there.

Point me in the direction of these people and have them tell me what a great character she really is and how she could totally make for a great solo movie.

That happened because of complete political bullshit not the movie itself, so be fair

Fuck loads of sex scenes, full penetration, I would definitely watch that.

>have them tell me what a great character she really is and how she could totally make for a great solo movie
Ass
And titties.

For me it really depends on what villains they decide to use, I always base my hype levels for cape flicks based on who the antagonist is supposed to be.

>Plenty of people like Black Widow
Says who ? You ?
Tell me how many of them actually like Black Widow as a character and not just as fanservice or as a blank slate female lead ?
The Age of Ultron controversy was proof to how the only people who pretend to give a shit about this pathetic excuse for an Avenger are doing so because she is the "strong woman" and not for the sake of a great personality or memorable storylines.

Make Punisher part of the story

They probably shouldn't even bother with making a Black Widow movie since the Fox merges means there's 5+ X-Women who can easily star in their own solo movie.

They should take the script of that shitty MGS movie they're making and change the characters from Metal Gear to Marvel and that's it.

Let's face it, this movie will probably not get made. There wasn't any big announcement or anything like they did before. This is going to be just another Inhumans at best.

Quips

Give her that haircut.

>How can they do it without it being as boring as dirt?

Make it a porn parody between her and The Hulk.

>It's unbelievable they didn't do this earlier

because Black Widow brought nothing to their worldbuilding overall. Now that their years of payoff of hyping up the Infinity Gauntlet, after Avengers 3 and 4 they can afford to do smaller movies.

Here ya go. Add in Logan it will be a good way to introduce him in a limited role.

black widow is a Russian sleeper agent and she gets activated. her mission: influence the American presidential elections for mother Russia.

isnt she a little old for logan?

I think this will be the only MCU film that will bomb. Nobody liked that bitch in the Avengers except fujos who self-inserted themselves as her while shipping Cap and Tony

I actually think Ant-Man and the Wasp will be the first MCU flop.

X-women are secondary characters in every X-team.

Jean plays second fiddle to Logan and Scott, and is the "women should not be allowed to have power" trope which is a big no-no post-Wonder Woman.

Storm is T'challa's cocksleeve.

Rogue is Magneto and Gambit's cock-sleeve.

Emma is a slut.

Why? It was boring as sin and the main villain sucked. Oh, wait, that does sound like an MCU movie.

I love the absurd amount of rage that comes up whenever the BW movie is brought up. There are people whoa are legit tearing their shirts off and frothing with rage at the idea that people might want to see this movie.

It's just bizarre, the the dumbest shit on the Earth to get mad about because...why? She didn't "earn" it? In a world where we're on our third Spider-Man in a decade and Ant Man and Dr Strange and Suicide Squad movies exist? What arbitrary hoops do these characters need to jump through before you're pleased?

>Recast
We don't really need another Black Widow. Since Captain Marvel is going to exist, might as well bring in Spider Woman

they have to be interesting characters mainly

>they have to be interesting characters mainly

Like Scott Lang?

Make it a prequel, don't get up your own ass with "muh woman" bullshit (this also stands for Captain Marvel), have the villain be the head of the program that trained her (Red Room, was it? And have the ending being her initial hostile encounter with Hawkeye and joining S.H.I.E.L.D.

>have the villain be the head of the program that trained her

I'd pay good money to see a major summer blockbuster that had Julie Delpy as the main villain, considering that's who Whedon cast in that role in AoU.

i like that you didn't argue that BW was an interesting character, because she isn't; hence why she doesn't deserve a movie

>i like that you didn't argue that BW was an interesting character

She was interesting in Winter Soldier and her small amount of screen time in Civil War.

She's not some wholly unique character, but "morally conflicted spy" is always good fodder for a story even if Whedon never knew what to do with her in the bigger movies.

This. She's been solid in the Russo stuff while sucking in the Whedon stuff.

And I think we know why that is.

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>And I think we know why that is.

I still kind of liked her in the first Avengers mostly because they find her stuff to do in that movie that isn't just shooting ayys with her crappy Glocks. Her scenes with Loki were good and her bantz with Clint managed to imply a lot of backstory in a pretty short amount of time pretty well.

She was so bad in AoU though. I can't believe Whedon's Bolton idea for her in that was "What if she wanted to fuck Bruce Banner and then got kidnapped."

Since we're not getting Hulk solo movies, I hope it's really just a launching pad for She-Hulk. Everyone wants she-hulk, but they can't make a she-hulk solo or anything. Have BW looking for gamma shit in a spy thing, idk. Just add she-hulk.

>Her scenes with Loki were good

I dislike the scene cause it seems like they're trying to give BW the upper hand, like she tricked Loki and got info out of him. Loki says literally the same thing to Nick Fury a scene earlier. He mentioned the Hulk. He talks about him, he is interested in him. What does BW do? Goes and pisses off Bruce Banner and makes a fool of him in front of all the avengers. So.... are we supposed to think she got info out of Loki and then did something useful? It's really bad for her, great for Loki. He hung out, distracted the avengers while he waited for Hawkeye and hulk came out anyway.

>The Age of Ultron controversy was proof to how the only people who pretend to give a shit about this pathetic excuse for an Avenger are doing so because she is the "strong woman" and not for the sake of a great personality or memorable storylines.
But it was the sjws who turned on her in that film.
Some actual fans of her liked her handing in Age of Ultron, them actually showing her emotional scaring from her past without beating you over the head with it like idiots claim it did.

She is no less complex then James Bond and people love him.

But who should play her?
JUST

It's because she's a slut. A complete whore.

Fuck no bring back the IM2 haircut.

she is an interesting character though
>spent her entire life manipulating people and automatically putting on whatever persona she thinks the person will respond best to she has no idea how to have an honest conversation or even what her real personality is
winter soldier gave her good development

FUCKING HELL

I actually forgot about that movie but that one will flop too. The first one did meh and no one asked for a sequel. Also, fuck Wasp.

>There are people whoa are legit tearing their shirts off and frothing with rage at the idea that people might want to see this movie.
but you're wrong. no one wants to see this movie especially not the casuals.

>but you're wrong. no one wants to see this movie especially not the casuals.

Just like Wonder Woman, right?

>inb4 you're saying she's as iconic as Wonder WOman

No but you faggots make the exact same argument with every female-lead movie, and when they do well you just pick six random external factors and claim they're the REAL reason it made well but secretly people still don't want female lead movies.

But if it bombs you'll screech about how it's proof that nobody wants movies starring women. People are STILL trying to argue that Fembusters flopping is proof of this.

Give the film to Hideo Kojima.

>The first one did meh and no one asked for a sequel. Also, fuck Wasp.
Nah plenty of people wanted to see more of Lilly as Wasp and will gladly watch a sequel to get it.
I want it alot.
I am not a casual but I am not a hard comic reader ether.

>Make a movie of one of the most boring characters the MCU have

But Why?

>Kojima is a Mouse shill
as expected from him what absolute garbage taste

It should be a romantic comedy with action. Think True Lies and ScarJo is Arnold. Her dates get interrupted by action, she’s late due to an attack by Kang, etc. She finally meets the right dude, but he’s jealous of her relationship with Banner and/or Cap. She says she’s going to give it all up, Infinity War happens, and she has to go. Fall out from that determines how the movie ends.

I can't tell if this is a joke post or not, but this is scarily close to what me might get.

They should just go full Atomic Blonde. The only way to salvage the bad press of taking so fucking long to make the thing is to make it gritty and R-rated and push it as their answer to Logan.

I just hope it's written by someone who's actually read a spy story before unlike Atomic Blonde.

I have a theory.

>she's already hit the wall
>this won't be out until 2020-2021 at the earliest
>she's one of the least favorite mcu avengers in every online. 90% of the time she's last or next to last
>feige has went on record to say the mcu will never make more than 3 to 4 films a year, a will always make 130 million + movies, so never anything small. a 130 mill black widow movie is laughable

Knowing all of that. This is a made for the new Disney streaming platform film 100%. Disney's already stated they are making Marvel and Star Wars TV shows and movies that will only be shown on their platform. Black Widow will be the first one.

What? The movie was terrible

Actually it was pretty good. It just got swamped by that 'white washing' bullshit.

make it nc 17 and have her get BLACKED the entire movie

This is what will happen.

I'm fine with this, she's one of the better MCU characters

post your pick for the villain.

I think Nat can handle the rock.

Im2 > A1 > A2 > WS > Cap3 >AIW.

>oh its a MCU thread
>let me just quickly jump in and say nothing except the MCU is boring lol
how unique

we've got a lot of low bars here on Sup Forums but that might be the lowest

>oh, it's a MCU thread
>let me just make a passive-aggressive comment when someone criticizes my shit movies
How unique.

It's almost as if lots of charisma can take the character a long way. Good luck finding that in a plank of wood that is Black Widow.

Make it an R rated prequel focusing on her backstory they glossed over from Age of Ultron with no cameos from other Avengers except maybe Hawkeye.

>buttfuck
>in the pussy

>R-rated
Only if they make her fighting style actually John Wick levels of brutal and not just "choke enemies with vagina"