”You’ve just started a war, Captain America! Civil War!”

>”You’ve just started a war, Captain America! Civil War!”

This is some dogshit dialogue.

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>we are trying to find Captain America too! The winter soldier...
Kind of on the nose

Why can't they hired the same writer from the first movie?

>Here it is ladies and gentlemen. Introducing Captain America, "the First Avenger!"

so was the plot

The plot was dialogue?

dogshit

This wasn't even in the film

>the dialogue was dogshit
Then you could use your comment

>Wow Doctor Octavious has some cool metal arms, a few more and he'd be Spider-Man too!
really?

So that’s it, huh? We’re some kind of JUSTice league

"May, this is Tony Stark. I received an emergency call from Peter. Who's with you, where are you and are you safe?"

"Spider-Man Homecoming"

>God versus man
>Day versus night
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

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>The truth is... I am Disney's Marvel's Iron Man.

>You can't stop me, Tony. Finally, it is time for Disney's™ Marvel's™ Avengers:™ Age of Ultron.

How did they get away with this?

The important thing is that we're all together... Drawn toge-!

>It's no man's land, Diana! No man can cross it!
>I'm no man, Steve Trevor! I'm a woman! A Wonder Woman!

Who even comes up with this?

did she actually say that

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see for yourself

>we truly are Team Fortress 2™

>Oh my god, he doesn't just have abs of steel....it's like he's one entire Man of Steel!

i fucking cringed

what was Snyder thinking?

what was the point of the scottish guy in this movie

he literally did nothing but sing

No she didn't.

"go T'challa, be their Black Panther"
"yes mum, that's my superhero name"
lol

>”To deal with this new threat, we must send Thor to the Dark World!”

>EVERYONE, YOUR GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY
not being ironic, that made me grimace

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I want to fuck the shit out of black panthers mommy

that one got me

>we gotta bring our sniper with us
>the one time they need a sniper, he can't do it because PTSD or w/e
>never have a scene where he overcomes it and takes the shot
I guess just we just needed more heavy-handed "horrors of war" dialogue?

to highlight that the scottish are useless

The average intelligence of a Moviefag, ladies and gentlemen.

At least the movie acknowledged that and had characters with personality.

The First Avenget glossed over WWII and the Howling Commandos are literal whos.

The Punisher™ ?

>”I’ve gotta say, this is pretty Fant4stic”

Trank, you madman

>So we some kinda Hellboy 2: The Golden Army?
Absolute kino

>”You step out that door, you’re a Defender”
What did he mean by this?

The movie acknowledged that it wasted time on a two-dimensional "flawed" character that contributed nothing to the plot? That's pretty meta

>"So this is it X-Men. The last stand."

>I'll get you Sapien! And Hellboy too, the Golden Army will see to that for me!

why is this allowed?

I wish movies would start actually doing that on purpose, just for the meme of it.

To be fair, they had to get their name somehow.

>"Come on, Tony. I can be Iron Man too."
I fucking walked out.

>"This is your x men origins, wolverine"
I clapped

>Otacon, I've located the Metal Gear!
>Solid! Two Sons of Liberty are en route to your position
Not Sup Forums related, but what were they thinking with that?

>"It truly was a Perfect Hair Forever"

10/10

kek

>Finally, I am become Detective Comics Comics' Man of Steel

>Look, Thor: Ragnarok!

>"Well, if it isn't the Blade 3: Trinity, come to save the day!"

What the fuck were they thinking? That's not even the right title.

"Rogue, you're a powerful mutant. But you're my ex too..."
Based Singer

Way to go user, proud of you.

I can't believe it
After all this time Superman comes back!

Remember when DC movies weren't so predictable??

>He has a Doomsday.

Unironically this

we have an
>oh sh

>"Thank goodness you're here, Batman and Robin"

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>this entire thread

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>"We'll win, caped crusader!"
>"Evil never wins when Batman begins!"

I wondered about this, I had a theory that they were going to use him at the very end of the movie, when they had to ignite the gas on the airplain in midair: and he was the only one who could make the shot.

>reminder

Unironically catchy.

>I'm the last one standing of all the Transformers. The Last Knight...is me!

What a shitty way to end a shitty movie.

>there's no going back. I've seen things I can't unsee. I've never seen a dead body before. #logang

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Of course not, you idiot.

The commercials for Batman Begins toys actually used that as the tagline

>"So you're all astronauts on some kind of Star Trek?"
Bravo Frakes.

My wife teaches kindergarten and she had a kid a few years ago that actually referred to the character as "Thor the Dark World"

The average intelligence of a namefag everyone.

Guess we're some kind of...Kamikaze krew...

This is a shit meme, even on
You should take it back there, where it belongs.

underrated

Patty is a brainlet and added them for filler. Likely someone smarter had an idea but "n-no if the movie's too long people won't like it..."

>if you step out this door you can be an avenger 2 and help me stop the age of ultron
I thought renner was above that

best one so far

>"We need to get to Cuba. Where do we fly?"
>"X-men? First class."

>So, we are somekind of Suicide Squad™ directed by David Ayer starring will smith and margot robbie as harley quinn™ now in dvd and blueray

>"they may take our liberty, but they can't take our GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra
Fuck you I liked it

>Forgetting
>We are GI Joe, The Rise of Cobra must be stopped!

This really caught me off guard.

>The only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman IV The Quest for Peace

>this fucking thread

>my poor pug died today, but at least All Dogs Go To Heaven.

>Keep it secret. Keep it safe. Avoid the Lord of the Rings and form The Fellowship of the Ring

>Day versus night. Son of Krypton versus Bat of Gotham!
>You know we really are the Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Snyder really needed to hammer it home.

underrated

>When I'm through with you, I will have killed The Last Jedi
This is an actual line in the movie

>super robot monkey team hyperforce, go!
uh, what did Remi mean with this? it's a bit too on the nose, jesus christ

It almost makes you want to downvote, doesn't it, Reddit?

Reddit

>Command here! May the Force be with you, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
took me out of the movie for a bit, i must say

>I thought we were having steamed clams.
> Oh, no, I said, “he Simpsons episode "22 Short Films About Springfield, which first aired on April 14th, 1996"
What the fuck, Matt Groening?

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‘Man, i truly am living a bug’s life.’

you know who else loves a regular show? my mom

>"Your new graphing calculators should make finding circumferences easy, Guardians of the Galaxy. Volume too."
I miss when James Gunn was actually clever.

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