Why are canadians such loser faggots??

>Watches NFL
>Watches NBA
>Watches MLB
>Watches NHL
>Eats American Food
>Listens to American music
>Watches American movies
>Watches American TV shows
>Wears American clothing
>Think they are protected under the US Constitution and Bill of Rights
>80% of the population lives within 200km of US border

>Fuck America!! God damned greedy Americans! canaduh is too Americanized! So glad I live in canaduh with free healthcare
>canaduh is the real land of freedumb!


Why are most canadians this fucking retarded??

Your cuntry has done shit for the world. Nothing.
You do everything American, think American laws apply to you, but hate America and Americans.

canadians: fucking retards.


Fun fact: The State of California, has just as many citizens, as ALL of canada.
WOW
What a country of losers.

Fuck America!! God damned greedy Americans! canaduh is too Americanized! So glad I live in canaduh with free healthcare
canaduh is the real land of freedumb!

Ps. Get out of my country asshole.

here is your (((you)))) and your sage

Hang yourself with a canadian flag faggot, your country is done

See above

Hey! If you insult your enemies, they win.

You can either hang yourself, or fight and die.

I'll be on the American side, mowing you faggots down with automatic fire.

>A FUCKING LEAF

If you kill yourself now, you win!!

Go canadians!!
Find a flag and a tree!!
Go now and win!!

Hang yourself to win!!

Wow, you can recognize my flag
>here's a (you) special guy

>As many citizens as ALL of California

WOW!!!
What a great place to live!!
35 million people spread out across a frozen waste land.
Must be such an awesome place to live!
Look at how cool and nice canadians are!
WOW!

Die you canadian faggots.

Wow, a giant country with the population of 1 American State.
WOW
I mean, it must be an amazing place to live.
There is probably so much jobs and stuff.
All those people living so spread out from each other.
Wow, must be so cool.
Must be so cool to live in a "city" by the American border that is surrounded by nothing for 100s of km. Wow so cool.
I bet there is so many girls in canada too.
I bet every guy has 7 GF qts with 35 million people spread out over millions of sq km
Wow.
How does someone get so lucky to live in a place like fag-ada, I mean canada?

There is no defence. We are a shit nation.

Even America has more access to legal weed now. Wtf Trudeau this is bullshit. #notourprimeminister

Wow, USA has 10 times the population
That means there is 10 times more opportunity there.
Wow, no wonder America is such a great place and canada sucks.
Wow, I wonder what it's like to eat at a restuarant that isn't a government owned franchise
Wow, do I live in North Korea or canada right now??

Wow.

I get pussy and jobs all the time actually.

There must be something wrong with your dick.

We got
McDonalds
Tim Hortons
Wendys
Burger King
ANW

and that's fucking it.

WTF??

USA has shit tons of burger chains.

We get the ones our government has stake in

No you don't. You're a liar.

Does not do anything you listed above

Fucking americanadians
GTFO my country
You to op
get the fuck out

Wow, such a cool country.
The government decides what we get to eat and wear
I love being so free

Have you seen the Charter of Rights and Freedoms?
It was written in 1982.
Wow, so much history in canada eh?
33 is old eh?
They can take away any right they want, at any time.
FREEDOM!
True, north strong and free, see our anthem says it, so we are free.
Freer than Americans some how, i don't know

How are we freer than AMericans?
Help me understand fellow canadians.
I want to love canada so people stop calling me names.

Sure you don't liar.

You spend your day bear wrestling and getting laid while lurking Sup Forums 24/7.

Wow such a cool country.

canadians, just explain how you're actually better than America and Americans and I'll love canada too

We didn't have a "constitution" until 1982 because we were considered british citizens who have their own constitution.

Before that it was the magna carta. Look south of the border, does it honestly look better?

Get off your ass and go to school, then leave this shithole. But I promise you, it's no better down there.

We bash americans because they talk like you do and because they are sloppy when it comes to doing everything.

I look at canada and see a frozen waste land of poverty.
yes, America looks much better.

i don't want a stundent loan to be taught by a canadian retard to get a degree that ins't recognized outside of canada and worthless for employment inside canada

Your country is hugely in debt
The housing is sky high
The infrastucture is shit
The politicians are corrupt beyond reason

USA is sloppy?

Do you see why no one likes you people??

Make real points

Your dollar is worthless and propped up by laundered Chinese money.

Most canadians can't afford a house.

Most canadians are in debt beyond being able to pay it back

canada is falling apart and you want to call other countries "sloppy"?

What kind of a retard are you?

You still live at home and are in STEM for "civil engineering".
Some old guy pretending to own an engineering firm pulled your leg and said he'd hire you after school for 150K starting salary.

You went to school, got in debt, worked your fingers to bone and now you're a millionaire.

You just need to finish 4 years of STEM at University .

I suggest you learn painting or siding, even roofing. Lots of money in that and requires very little training.

USA has all the problems Canada does and more. They also have a way bigger debt. Outside of Sup Forums everyone likes Canadians because we are mostly white, speak english, and are friendly, we also work well in teams.

USA is more of a meat grinder society, with niggers as the lower class. That country is going to fucking implode and trump is probably going to be all talk.

Is Canada better? I would say so for living. USA is probably better for making money since there is more people, then again their wage is alot lower. Every place pays minimum 10.50 here. In the states some places only pay 3-5 dollars an hour.

Tell me why usa is better other than their army.

You didn't have rights under the "magna carta" loser.
Now you have even less too.
What are you bragging about retard??

Why are you people so fucking stupid??