This can only be the work of

This can only be the work of...

NANOMACHINES SON

... a fully-equipped dinosaur cloning lab hidden in the basement of his house, which could only have been created by... FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!

That's impossible! There's no way machines smaller than the eye can see can even exist! Unless they were created by...

The illuminati!

ILLUMINATI!!

>AU where crocker is a conspiracy theorist.

I knew it all along! The Illuminati is the reason this world is such a piece of shit!

And once I harness its power, I will bring a new world order, and punish everyone who called me a faggot over the internet for believing in it!

HA HA HA HA HA!

"Crocker, son, are you shitposting again?"

Fuck off, mother.

How it will be different?

THE LA-LI-LU-LE-LO!!!

Tom Brady?

FAIRIES!

Gee, mister. You seem to be quite frustrated with something in your life. Anything you'd like to share?

I was abused by my mother as a child, humiliated by everyone at school for my beliefs, lost my job, forced to live off of scraps as a teacher, and get constantly ridiculed and my sanity questioned by ungrateful little brats that will never know the suffering I endure each and every day of my life, as I know I'm right, but nobody will ever believe me.

Does he ever say "Fairly Odd Parents"?

Now that you mention it, that does sound pretty rough.

This must be the work of

Not to mention I can't afford to move out of my (now senile) mother's house, I look so ugly that no girl would ever qant to keep a long-term relationship with me, I'm approaching my mid-life crisis, and the people of Cincinnati hate me so much that they celebrate the fact I can never go back there like I'm sone kind of war criminal.

Fairy Godparents ruined my life,

Surely there's a way to recover in life!

Spongebob X Crocker is my new BroTP

Well, at least I have tenure.

That's the spirit!

Wait a minute, what the fuck are you supposed to be anyway?

Yeah! What the talking cheese said!

>Update
Ah, I get it now, it's some nice talking che-

WAIT A SECOND!

I'd say this flying elf person has good logic too!

COSMO YOU IDIOT!

THAT'S A FAIRY!

FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

FAIRY GODPARENTS!!

Uh, you saw nothing!

FAIRYGODPARENTSFAIRGODPARENTSFAIRYGODPARENTSFAIRYGODPARENTSFAIRYGODPARENTSFAIRYGODPARENTS

Hey now! No reason to get all jumpy over the magical elves! They seem friendly!

FAIIIIIIIREEEEEEES!

There's really no need to be screaming.

Crocker was a tweaker that was addicted to fairy meth

Wait, who are you?

"And that's how Denzel Crocker died of a fatal heart attack"

I... didn't expect for this to move so quickly

Is this the dr pig thread?

Wait, were YOU the one who started those riots in Over the Rhine like 16 years ago?

Maybe

Who are all of these people? They came so suddenly.

Timmy... why is there two random strangers, Timmy's teacher, and a talking cheese in our living room?

They're from Sup Forums, dad. Now get out of my room, I want to go back to shitposting

Shit...posting...? You're posting your OWN fecal matter online? For all of the internet to see?!?!?!?

No, dad, you fucking idiot. Just look it up while I look at pictures of boobs.

Hmm... Hey, Timmy! Do you know where the backspace button is?

Just press Alt and F4, it works way better.

Thanks, stranger!

Hmm, that's odd. Despite what the stranger has said, my webpage browser closed once I pressed the combination of the two buttons together.
There can be only be only explanation for this...

DINKLEBERG...

AND STEVEN

So is this multiple people shitposting in perfect coordination or one masterful faggot?

Hey, another person with an attitude like mine!

NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THIS IS A THREAD FOR NICKTOONS

>and punish everyone who called me a faggot over the internet for believing in it!
OH FUCK I'M A GONER

Fag..got? Can't say I've heard of a word like that. Like me search through my dictionary.

Hello, Turner! You called?

Steven universe is shit enough to be a nicktoon.

GOD!

Dinkleberg...

Yep, that's my name! Need anything, Turner?

Uhh, Turner, if that's your name. I'll have you know that the stranger you listened to about the ALT and F4 "trick" was actually a scam. It is programmed to close out the current webpage browser you are on. You are blaming your neighbor for no good reason.

Wow, cheese-looking thing, those are some nice dubs you got there!

Right back at ya, buddy!

Steven, you gotta come see this!

...

Hey Ren, why are all the nicktoons that came after us invited, but we’re still in some Canadian nutcase’s basement

What's with the sad face?

...

I don't know, Ren. But it makes me... ANGRRRRRRRRRRY!

>Ren

At least we had balls, am I right, Ren?

Yes, that's my name? WHAT DO YOU WANT?

Well, I suppose you're right...

Wanna hear a joke boys?

...

I'd love to hear a joke, strong man!

Alright heh heh, Why was the fireman buried behind the hill?

Well, Out with it

Ooh, I know this one!

It's because he was dead!

Dad? Hey, I'm Dad!

Shut the fuck up, Turner, I didn't mean you, bastard.

You have no right to talk to me that way. Only I ca to you!

You want to fucking go, Turner?

is this a doctor pig thread

Oooooooooh...what am I supposed to do?! They are FAR too big to deal with now!

Only if you can handle it.

Maybe.

THIS THREAD AMUSES ME. PROCEED.

Eat shit, Turner!

No, this is Patrick.

posting in thread

Release me, this instance!

Your tears are delicious, Turner. They taste like what came out of your mom when I banged her.

You've gone too far, villain. No more Mr. Nice Sponge!

T-This is a bit... excessive?

...

I hope Spongebob can prevail. I love sponges