Why are canadians such brain dead faggot losers?

>Watches NFL
>Watches NBA
>Watches MLB
>Watches NHL
>Eats American Food
>Listens to American music
>Watches American movies
>Watches American TV shows
>Wears American clothing
>Think they are protected under the US Constitution and Bill of Rights
>80% of the population lives within 200km of US border

>Fuck America!! God damned greedy Americans! canaduh is too Americanized! So glad I live in canaduh with free healthcare
>canaduh is the real land of freedumb!


Why are most canadians this fucking retarded??

Your cuntry has done shit for the world. Nothing.
You do everything American, think American laws apply to you, but hate America and Americans.

canadians: fucking retards.


Fun fact: The State of California, has just as many citizens, as ALL of canada.
WOW
What a country of losers.

I have NOTHING to do, except this, because I'm a canadian living in canada.

There's nothing to do here.

canadians are brain dead retards who are happy as fuck to stare at a wall or screen all day.

Most of them brag online about how much they slack off at work.

Come they weekend they just get drunk and drugged out at night, spend the day recovering, then go get fucked up at night
Then head back to work/school on monday to slack off more.

No one does anything but masturbate, drink. use drugs and be an asshole.

canadians are fucked in the head.

Living in canada will turn a normale and sane person crazy.

we do everything america does except shart in marts and kill each other in ghettos every day :^)

canadians are addicted to drugs and alcohol
or
technology like video games and MGTOW youtube videos.

Really sad fucking people.

Post a picture of your scenic backyard mountain range and tell me how much time you spend outside while posting on Sup Forums

TOPKEK why do you keep posting this?

>not living the canadian life
>not sitting around on your porch with the boys smoking dope and drinking overpriced beer
>not going inside and playing 20 year old video games from back when you were kids and life didn't feel so empty
>not firing up the wood stove and falling near it wrapped up in blankets because heating the house(trailer) is too expensive

See

well, we wouldn't say no to you guys joining us officially.

Yep, not living the drunk and drugged out canadian haze life.

That's the only reason you people love canada.
You get all fucked up or drunk and get all patriotic.
Without booze or drugs canada sucks

President Trump needs to annex us now.
90% of the canadian population would revolt though.

Why do Yanks shart in mart?

Everysingle day, these insufferable fat fucks soil themselves in isles of the shopping marts. It's like a way of life for them. Yanks have nothing better to do than shit themselves in the shopping isle. Diapers exist for a reason but these fucking yanks refuse to wear them.

I got $250 in my wallet and I'm bored as fuck.

WHAT should I do today??

I don't drink alcohol
I don't use drugs
I'm not a porn addict despite having gigs of it on my HD
I'm not into video games. At all

WHAT should I do today instead of shit posting fellow canadians??

Hookers/strip clubs are also not an option cause it's a waste of money.

Ever seen a canadian Wal-Mart?

Don't think too highly of yourselves canadians.

you just have to learn to enjoy poverty
make a game out of living as cheaply as you possibly can

go camping

...

I'm a master at that game.
I bet most canadians would die in my situation.

In the fall?
This isn't the Bahamas bud
When was the last time you left your room bud??
It's November now.

I got half an ounce of awesome weed and even that is boring.
Sitting at home, smoking weed alone sucks.

hell, even though I don't drink, I'd get hammered today with some girl.
Oh wait, there's 1 girl for ever 7 guys in canada.

This is why i drink alcohol so i don't get bored
Alcohol is also why I don't have extra 250 in my wallet

Start a business, was in the same position as you. Now I just work on my business for many hours a day. It makes a lot of money that I can blow on stupid shit like traveling or cars and the free time is really sweet.

Help me. I'm a britbong stranded here with these savages.

Go get drunk m8.

Yea, if I get drunk I'll wake up with 0

I wish I could start a business with $250 dollars.
I could buy some drugs, get some sluts and become a pimp
Or a drug dealer.
canadians revere the drug dealer. Always bragging about how many drug dealers they know

Canada is a pretty comfy country man, are you living in some eastern township shithole with no jobs or something? You post the same shit almost verbatim in every Canada thread.

Come to the pub today, Ireland vs. Canada

Hemingways at 1400, Toronto

I guess you live in your parents house and have them pay for everything.

Over paying for food, housing and heating isn't "comfy"

Learn how to code my man. Making a website that earns you 1000 a month is super rewarding and pretty easy and the money is nice.

Stop wasting your time with degenerate shit.

No but sorry your life is shit

I live in the fucking capital.
Ottawa
The Most Boring City in Canada
The Town Fun Forgot

Yes, there is no jobs here despite being a government town. None.
All civil servant positions are giving to females or POC
You can work doing labor, which I know none of you have ever done, so STFU
Or
Work in a restaurant being a cook or dishwasher for min wage which is also something none of you have ever done.

I only have extra money cause my slumlord refused to fix my leaking roof with a squirrel infestation, so I refused to pay him.
Yes, squirrels live in my bedroom ceiling. One even broke through and ran around my room

canada is a 3rd world country.

>canada constantly spergs out about american military spending
>contributes next to nothing to NATO
>if it wasn't for american defense, canada would be russian right now
fuck canada
i hope it fucking freezes over

I honestly doubt you do it on your own.

Everyone who talks like they have it made, have tons of help from their relatives.

One buddy of mine, lived in Whistler BC for 4 years being a snowboard bum. How he afforded that? he worked for it he claims. He worked hard at bumming around Whistler I guess.

he own a house now, only cause his mommy gave him 35K for a down payment
He worked for that 35K some how
He rents out every room to make his monthly mortgage, but he worked hard for that house.

Whatever your life is, you didn't do it yourself.

I'm where someone ends up on their own in canada.
The poor house.

I hope President Trump takes it over.
I want to be American

I could be surfing right now
I could be at an awesome skateboard park some place.
I could be wrenching on a sweet car I'm buidling.

Nope, I'm a canadian and canadians do nothing.

What's wrong with that though? You honestly sound like a an embittered loser, most of your fucked up life is probably your own fault, including whatever bridges you burned with your family.

Communism. Completely cucked by jew marxist faggots and their rainbow coalition.

Canadians are always welcome down here in the States.

Many Americans love Canadians, from what i've seen.

LOL
Yep, you're a spoiled little faggot who accomplished nothing on your own.
Of course you "see nothing wrong with that"
You *didn't* do it on your own. You did nothing on your own. Someone handed you everything.
The only people with anything in canada, have it handed to them.

You'd be bitter working your whole life to have nothing, but you'll never know cause you're a spoiled little princess boy.

In America, hard work pays off. In canada, hard work pays some lazy fuck like you.

Just wait for the crash, user.

Yep canada is communist.

Your immigration laws say otherwise unfortunately.
I'd have an easier time becoming American if my name was Juan and I snuck across the Rio Grande

Based canadian bukowski at it again

I've been waiting and waiting for it.
been waiting for the crash so all the entitled lose everything and realize how shit canada is.
been waiting and waiting and waiting

Sadly.............I'd rather be American and have a life.
This accomplishes shit.
Same with everything else I've tried.

I had 4 months of lottery tickets, checked em all this morning. Worth nothing.
That's canadian life, your hopes and dreams are on a lottery win.

Poor anglo canadacucks have no culture of their own.
Sad.

Go move there with your $250 then faggot

I've got my own place, a car and a job that afford me a decent standard of living, something I guess you'll never experience. Enjoy your miserable life in a leaky, rat infested apartment

canadians are sad, I agree

Honestly though, you should just become a cop.

Cops are so overpaid in Canada and that is never going to change. Even in Saskatoon those guys are raking in like 130k/yr after 2-3 years. Want a massive fucking house? Be a cop, because they all do. Pretty much an instant hire as long as you're capable, too, provided you don't have a criminal record and cleanse your system of drugs.

They're lazy as shit, too, most of them anyway.

>muh lottery tickets

I highly doubt that. You live with your parents or they bought all those things for you.

I don't enjoy this standard of living. It's a canadian thing bud.

Unless someone is special spoiled faggot like yourself, they live like me.

No wonder everyone hates you people.

>130k/yr
>cops
wait what

I use to love the alcohol jew.
Drunk driving is a criminal offence.
Everything is super far apart in canada.
Most people drink and drive. i got caught.
Employment chances now fucked.

Then move here we need more like you, unless you're USA visiting there

How else is someone going to get millions of dollars in canada?
Working for it??
Saving up your pennies from your Tim Hortons job?
LOL

Instead of getting a job I got an extension on my credit card.

Fried chicken and dope today, boys

Sounds like someone is upset that his mom Is a WILLING WINNIPEG WILLY WASHER!

Blame Truedau Sr.
That stupid nigger ruined Canadian national identity

Dad's a cop. He'll retire at around 130k in Ontario. Benefits are insane as well.

But it isn't an easy job

All of your depressive shitposting makes sense now you piece of shit. Good luck moving to America with a DUI and $250 in your pocket, good luck never finding a job for more than $8/hour in this country because you'll never get a security clearance or pass a background check you trailer park vermin.

For a US Greencard, as a canadian, I need to meet one of the following criteria
500K USD to invest
Marriage
Company sponsorship (greencard, not visa)
Celebrity status

I lack all those things.

I know people from all over the world just show up to North America and start living there, but it doesn't work like that for canadians.

I would LOVE to be an American, i haven spent the past several years reasearching and trying to get 500K USd to move there.

You faggots are really bored? Take some time off work, go with a buddy or girl and go for a drive through Jasper or anywhere between BC & AB and just chill. Find a mountain like a buddy and I did and just climb it with minimal supplies and sleep up there for a night. Shit's cash.

LET US BIRTH THE ALT-LEFT
LET US BIRTH THE ALT-LEFT

Bingo. My only complaint is that you are stating the obvious.

Aren't you pleasant.

Ever wonder why no one likes you? or canadians??

Get fucked you special little faggot. You'd be a welfare case too without mommy paying your life.

Depends what unit you're in, really.

Won't say all the city cops are lazy, a lot of them are, but the guys who work in major crimes are fucking hard workers. Same with the drug department, for the most part. My mother is an RC and supposedly they're always fighting with the city police because nothing ever gets done, though, so I'm just basing off what I hear. And you're right, the benefits are absolutely crazy.

B-but bears.

Today a leaf wasn't a faget.

...

Be honest, are you a chug?

The worst part is, I'm smarter than you.
Better looking than you
More talented than you

Since this is communist canada, the special faggot retards like yourself are handed all the jobs by their equally retard parents who also don't deserve their job.

I'd be a very rich man if I was born in the USA.
Of course I'm bitter, especially when spoiled mommies boy faggots like you, shit talk me.

You wouldn't make it in the USA or any other country.
Your parents paved the way for you princess.
You, on your own, would amount to shit.

Fuck off low life.

I think i might go get drunk and just dummy some canadian faggots on the street.

Just sucker punch some canadian shit stains.

Well that was rude.

Living in canada will make you insane .

Plain and simple.

All the crazy lying asshole criminal retards will make you feel crazy
Or
You end up a drunk or drug addict and also end up crazy

I'll be back to shit post again later.

Fuck you canadians.

Come to Ottawa and fight me. I'll stomp the piss out of you.

Sounds awesome.

You're all those things and your life right now is arguing on a korean pottery forum from the inside of a reportedly poor house with varmints scurrying around the attic. You fucked your own life up, probably more than you'll ever admit on Sup Forums I'm sure.
And in fact the more you post the more I suspect you're a shitskin of some variety

I know, you being rude is okay.
Anyone else, it's wrong.

Fuck off faggot.

No faggot, being canadain fucked my life up.
Not having everything handed to me, like you, fucked my life up.

Keep getting angry princess. You're a little pissant who would die if not coddled by mommy in your 20s.
Pathetic.

OP sounds like your life is shit and you're blaming it on your country

laffing @ u rn

Why don't you go join CAF? Or get a desk job with the service or something.

I can blame canada.
In all ways.

Laff it up faggot, no one is going to offer you a helping hand either.
HAW HAW HAW

I'll join the US Army to kill canadians when President Trump annexes the country.

Cannot wait to kill canadians.

People posting on here, calling me names cause I'm poor, really helps me love canada.

I will shoot every single canadian insurgent with a smile on my fucking face.

I cannot wait to put a bullet in some smug canadians face.

He's a faggot defeatist drunk driver, he'll never last in the CF. He honestly sounds like the kid on my BMQ that tried to kill himself in week 3.

>go to school
>get job
>perform well
>get promoted
>save money
>start business
>attract investment
>be millionaire

I would happily riddle your bodies with bullets. No joke.
I would laugh will filling you full of lead.
I hate canadians because of people like you.

I pray for President Trump to annex canada so canadians like that can be killed.

I will piss on your corpse after I finised emptying a full clip into you.

>President Trump
At least title him right.

Emperor Trump.

LMFAO

Graduate high school, move out of your parents house and let me know how that works out for you, okay?

>clip

You should kill yourself right now for being such an unsympathetic and unempathetic human piece of shit.

I would happily murder you. No joke. I would slit your throat with a smile on my face.

i am 27 and i'm in stage 4/5 of that process

im guessing you failed at stage 1

good luck with the lottery, cuck

Sounds like you should do yourself the favor.
Is $250 enough to bury somebody? I'm sure your family will squabble over the estate.

In 1996 Canada was 88% white.
By 2006 it was 80% white.

LOL
What's your business bud?
Find any canadian investors yet?
LOL
Let me know how that goes for you, okay Jr?
Haw haw haw

if I kill myself, i can't watch USA annex canada.
The butthurt is going to be epic.
I'll be able to kill canadians in cold blood for the Americans too.
I'll wait.

Where do you live faggot?? I want to fight you.

Even the Americans won't want a dirty loser like you. You can't even make it in a so called communist country.
Near Ottawa

I assume you live in those shitbox communal housing on Walkely with the nogs and other assorted trash?

You made this thread two days ago.

Think Mark Cuban or Mr.Wonderful are going to invest in your shitty canadian business bud?
Think some broke greedy communist canadian if going to give you money?
HAW HAW HAW
You're dreaming retard.
No one is going to invest in you.
canadians are communist.
NO ONE wants to see you rich and successful here.
NO ONE is going to invest in you.

I assume you live in the suburbs with your mommy.

Want to meet me on Rideau?? I want to kick your fucking face in .

Come on you mouthy little faggot.
I want to beat the living shit out of you on Rideau street.
Back your fucking mouth up coward faggot.

But how will I tell you apart from all the other reprobates outside MacDonald's? If you're nice I'll buy you your first meal of the week.

What's the NHL got to do with it?
Don't pretend that any other country is as good at hockey as we are.

Just hold up a sign saying Sup Forums and I'll deck you from behind and them stomp on your face.

Come on mommies boy.
Stop acting smug and come fight me.