What's the most delightfully devilish thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

What's the most delightfully devilish thing you've ever done, Sup Forums?

Someone once asked me how to get to the nearest gas station... and even though I knew where it was... I SAID I DIDN'T!

One time in 8th grade I got so nauceous that I couldn't move, so I vomited all over myself in my underwear watching this exact episode of the simpsons. I spent 4 hours just laying there in my own vomit sobbing.

I once did isometric exercise...on the WINDOW SILL

...that's not very devilish, user.

Whenever people asked to borrow a pencil for class, I’d always say I only had the one I was currently using, but in reality I had an entire pack of pencils in my backpack besides me

Snuck out of Chuck's Feed and Seed, pockets bursting with pilfered oats.

>"go get your books, you've got in school suspension"

>okay.

>saunters out to my car and drives home.

>in my backpack besides me
you were inside your backpack? devilish, user

i defended steven universe online even tho i never watched a single episode, surprisingly nobody notticed

I took an old Simpsons sketch and attempted to pass it off as my own joke

>make thread
>get on smartphone and reply to thread, being intentionally inflammatory and/or retarded
>hundreds of replies, arguments

All that and a frogposter. Do you need someone to talk to user? Are things OK at home?

based

I'm very suspicious you're doing it right now!

Fuck, I do that too

It's not very constructive but God I can't get enough of those butthurt (You)s

I purchased fast food and disguised it as my own cooking.

I once posted on Sup Forums...when I was 17!

Mom's gonna freak!

fucked a 16 year old boy (consensually) and came in his ass while he was bent over the family couch, looking out the window for his parents.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST

I showed this 8 year old rule 34 of marceline

What did he think?

He was shocked, but then started looking it up himself. I felt proud that i was that kids gateway into cartoon porn. He must be 15 now.

>kids born in the 2000s already that old
god why

Scan a gradesheet and change my grades for a ps3

green text faggot

while on a hike in a popular area i went out of my way to fart into an ugly child's face.

>Eating chilli at a bar and drinking heavily
>Get the ultra shits and excuse myself
>while spewing out geysers of molten chilli shits the smell hits me and combined with the heavy drinking I vomit instantly
>Since I'm sitting on the toilet with my trousers round my ankles I of course vomit straight into my own boxer shorts
>Panic and try to flush the boxers down the toilet
>This of course starts flooding the place.
>Decide to cut my losses and rejoin my friends as nonchalantly as possible while free balling
>Watch as another dude walks in shortly afterwards before bursting out in seconds yelling for the staff
>Get a slightly perverse joy watching them basically quarantine the entire bathroom

I like to imagine the staff at that bar still tell stories of that night

I know, it fucks with my head that i went into middle school 10 years ago

From this year people who weren't even alive in the 90s are eligible to vote. Devilish isn't it

I lied on the internet.

No you didn't

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i cucked my sister out of a dog. it was amazing

You went to Chuck's Suck and Fuck? You gay bastard. Get tested.

It's Fuck and Suck you cretin

Local shop didnt pull my copy of Rick and Morty so I used their restroom and pissed all over the toilet seat, handle and TP. Will return next week and repeat.

Why would you fuck someone and then suck them? It's the other way around. Have to preheat the oven before you put the meat in.

Once I wormed my way into a friendship with two other guys who had been friends since childhood and then systematically destroyed the more pathetic of the two's social lives in order to deflect from my own numerous character flaws until eventually his old friend was as disgusted by him as I got everyone else to be, destroying that friendship. Then afterwards I cut off all contact with both of them and moved to a different school.

I hope you're making that up. Yeesh.

No, I'm not. I look back on it with incredible amounts of shame and can only take solace in the fact that I continued to be a fucking loser while the two in question are likely doing much better than I am.

You're a girl aren't you

Not yet. Hopefully someday.

i can only tell you how i failed at being devilish

i traced the picture of an angel from wizard magazine in 7th grade and nonchalantly revealed it on the desk so that the cute mexican girl i had a crush on noticed it. she thought it was cool and asked if i drew it. i said yes.

i have no artistic talent. if i had managed to date her, i would have been devilish using the traceout of an angel. i reached for the stars and fell of the mountain, anons. *shudder*

Yeah and when you left they became friends again and bitched about you and bond over their mutual hate of you.