You will never play your wife's butt like a drum

>you will never play your wife's butt like a drum

I do that all the time faggot

git gud

Same.

Just got dumped so you are right.

>Lol, its regular show but we can say fuck and have non implied sex!
>Look at how mature we are now guys!

I don't know when will it on air

They do remind me of Rigby and Eileen

none of you are married larpers

I have. It's glorious.

>tfw I don't understand why a qt 3.14 as great as her has stayed with me this long

are you a tripod?

Are you
A. Rich
B. Handy
C. In possession of a magnum dong
D. The type of boy her father hates
E. All of the above

I do tho and she likes tickling me because she knows it eventually makes me hard. The honeymoon phase is great.

Tickling me just makes me lose my breath

I used to do that with my ex, does that count?

i have because she's got a fat ass

This is why you will never find a wife.

Fellow married Sup Forumsmmrad here.

I too have bango’d my wife’s butt. Great feeling

y-you too?

It's weird to me that sad bastards like this are real.

r9k is on a warpath, their new year's resolution is invading other boards

Hi five bro
Butt Bongo Fiesta in the house

No
No
No, but apparently it's girthy
No
No

But I play my girlfriend’s butt like a drum.

I play my own butt like a drum that counts right?

>he will probably never do this to her titties while saying titties titties titties
at first i just wanted to hear mordecai say titties but then i realized i just want to see it happen

I feel more people on this board are actually married then any one wants to believe. I to play my wifes butt bongos.

and?

I'm so fucked up I decided to grow old and die alone to see if I went crazy because of having no gf. I'm thirty now and still sane (probably). 2500 years ago I'd start some phylosophical school in Ancient Greece... Now it's just shitposting for me.

you could always become a college professor or psychologist to prey on emotionally vulnerable women.

I don't want to experiment on other people.

>You will never have a wife who will play your butt like a drum.

if you can't be a normal guy and romance a girl the old fashioned way or be a predatory guy, who uses emotional manipulation, power abuse and lying to get laid, then what good are you?

i do it with my gf, do it counts ??

>You'll never do "taxes" with your wife in your car.

>Flat white girl butt
>People will pretend she has an ass

I thought I was the only one

true, white women are all ugly, I don't know non-whites would ever want to fuck one.

All I have is B.

>wife grabs my ass during sex
>realize how much i love it

found the cuck

I am no good, that is the point. I just want to see if human being is able to exist this way and don't lose his mind until the end.

>t. mad white girl

does it count if I do that on my sister's butt?

N, and you shouldbe ashamed for that

>You will never care for a person enough to marry them.

...

Now that's an ass.

>death penalty in some states
wtf is this for real?

>All these fellow butt bongoers
My brethren. Butts are the best

>had a gf who was into spanking
>it grew into abuseplay, like real hard abuseplay where she wanted rape scenarios
>slapping her would become a regular thing whenever i was in the mood
>sometimes come home from work, first thing i would do is slap her, throw her on the couch and start fucking her
>eventually had to stop because people were noticing bruises on her face or neck

A man of great taste

>what are tall girls
though you don't have too many of those in America

Butts can be nice
Boobs are nice too
What really matters
Is who they belong to

Personally, my sister's butt feels great when I rub and massage them.

post pics

i know that feel
but good thing this happened
>slap her butt whenever
>likes to be called "slut"
>one time i slapped her face while fucking just to see if she liked it
>she hated it and was depressed for a week

whut

But I do, then her butt plays my face like a drum

>>one time i slapped her face while fucking just to see if she liked it
>>she hated it and was depressed for a week
You could have just asked you fucking animal.

the incel struggle is real

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You do know this is Sup Forums, yes?

Go home Elsa, you drunk.

We're simply taking back what was ours in the first place.

Most relationships involve bango-bongo's. It's a sign of trust.

I bongo my own butt.

I would if she existed

You memed!
GOOD JOB!

Post butts you want to bongo

But it's not a meme, user. It's not unusual to find people not married on Sup Forums, surprisingly. And never has been.

That's just who the userbase has been for the most part, since the inception of the site.

>r9cuck
>war
lol

>it's not unusual to find people not married on Sup Forums
>nobody on the entirety of Sup Forums is married and anyone who says they are is lying

Not married but gf's, yes.

Oh yeah well I sleep in a racing car, do you?

I did it to my gf once at a party. She stood up in front of me and it was right there. I was gonna stop when she told me to but she never did so I just kept doing it for an awkwardly long time while everyone stared. After I stopped another girl at the party asked her bf why he never does that to her.

>not married
>bitter as fuck permavirgin
Not necessarily the same thing.

>nobody on the entirety of Sup Forums is married and anyone who says they are is lying

There was a time when this was true and it wasn't that long ago.

Half of the people here meme that they are single virgins to get a reaction, in reality it's probably only a small amount

Neither were or are uncommon here

No, he coldn't. Most girls like domimant guys, i.e. that can surprise them with their controlling attitude, user was just going for that.

cool story bro

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

Why would you try to get a reaction where that's relatively normal, I.e. Sup Forums?

How do you find a gf with similar interests? This is way harder than it sounds. Almost every friend I've made in the past decade have been female and zero have shown any interest in me

Confidence and attractiveness?

Dunno, if you don't have it, you won't get it.

More likely a reaction from the outside looking in

Do it with my wife and our girlfriend all the time, get gud scrub.

>my wife and our girlfriend
Your...your what?

If I didn't have confidence then I wouldn't have any friends. I look very young for my age but I don't think I'm straight up ugly.

Whatever, hopefully it'll happen someday

You don't. You find a woman that you like and who likes you back and who can be a good wife and mother. I wasted a huge number of years trying to find a girl who loved everything I did and it never worked and then finally at the age of 31 I married the kind 18-year-old daughter of one of my mother's friends. We have almost no common interests and that's fine because we both recognize that it doesn't really matter in the end and we're very happy together.

Heheh y-yeah

Well, atleast you can admire the balls on user. I'm too much of a puss to even try something that rash,out of nowhere.

It's kind of hard to be interested in a person that you don't have anything in common with

>and then finally at the age of 31 I married the kind 18-year-old daughter of one of my mother's friends
user... that's LESS likely to happen.

Is that what reddit tourists actually believe.

user your case is exceptional and not the norm.

oh yeah my life is great, best part is i don't deserve any of it. I should be outlawed

this nigga knows
your dreamgirl will always be happy when you bongo her bits, size is irrelevant
and you can her boobs and butt to grow so it's cool

Kinda hoping they're from reddit and not worse

I do it all the time. So Sup Forums is really full of lonely virgins after all? I thought it was a meme all along

That's not the part that's confusing.