Teddy: Oh uh, hey Bob. What's up? Whacha doin?
Bob: Teddy get out of here, can't you see I'm trying to make love to my wife?
Teddy: Oh uh yeah, I see. Hey Lin!
Linda: Hii Teddy!
Teddy: Boy sure looks like you guys are having a lot of fun in there... hehe
Bob: Yeah, well we're trying to Teddy.
Teddy: [looks at the ground] Yeah heh uh yeah... heheh
Linda: Yeah Teddy, why don't you come join us?
Teddy: Oh wow Lin you really mean it?
Bob: No.
Linda: Yeah, come on! There's plenty of room here!
Teddy: Oh haha wow, OK! Sure!
Bob: No. Teddy, no.
Linda: Oh Boooooobby, come on, let Teddy have sex with us!
Teddy: Yeah come on Bob, I'm really good! I promise I won't mess up or anything, you won't even know I'm here!
Bob: no. Out of the question. I won't-
Linda: [talking over Bob] Come on Bobby...
Teddy: [also talking over Bob] Yeah come on Bob, please?
Bob: No-no...NO! I said NO, alright!?
Teddy: Alright, jeez Bob, you don't have to yell!
Well you two just have fun then. Just the two of you... together... alone... [exits]
Linda: Come on, Bobby. Why couldn't you let Teddy play with us?
Bob: Linda, I am not going to have a three way with Teddy. I don't want to have Teddy in my bed at all!
Linda: You know what Bobby? You're selfish. Your friend came to you in a time of need, and you just shoo'ed him away! All just because you wanted some... some... nooky!
Bob: Linda, you're overreacting. Plus, sex? You don't see how this is private... or anything?
Linda: Bobby... come on. He's your best friend!
Bob: Linda... I...
Linda: Come on, where's the adventurous man I fell in love with?
Bob: Hehehe.... oh fine. We'll let Teddy in. But just this once, OK?
Linda: Oh Bwoooobby, you really mean it!?
Bob: Y-yes, I can't believe I'm saying this, but let's have a 3-way with Teddy.
Linda: Oh Bobby I'm so proud of you! Here, wait right here, I'll call him and tell him to come back over!
Bob: Hehehe... [close up to his face] Oh my god.
Teddy: Oh uh, hey Bob. What's up? Whacha doin?
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Very disappointing
>implying Teddy wasn't waiting on the other side of the door and as soon as Lin told him to come back, he burst in and tried to take his shirt off, getting it stuck around his head and end up falling out the window
I would hate to know someone like Teddy. I feel so bad for him but I wouldn't want to be around him.
Who is the most fuckable character in Bobs Burgers?
Honestly, this. Teddy is underrated. Cartoons like bob's burgers don't typically get any good porn ever, though.
Mr. Fischoder(sp?)
you really think that?
>tfw reading and hearing their throaty nasally voices
Canonically Bob.
youtube.com
he thought he was the settle though
Louise. Having Kristen as her VA helps
the only reason I'd fuck her is to silence and break her. I wouldn't enjoy it.
Fuck I read this in their voices
Didn't Linda asked Bob to hit on her sister at some point? It can't be that worse
That bit killed me the first time I saw it.
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louise: hey guys whats going on?
bob: oh my god louise get out
gene: do i have to leave too?
bob: no, i mean yes, how long have you been here gene?
gene: tina asked me to cover for her because she couldnt come tonight
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best part is that its all probably improvised
I don't find linda hot, but yes it's drawn well.
never thought I'd see a cute Linda. Dunno if I should shoot myself or jack off.
I know who my favorite is
I know who my favorite is.
Ross/Ultrahand is hit or miss with me. Like his Amy stuff tho
Pedos please leave
WORST BOY COMING THROUGH
Helen.
A three-way with her and Linda isn't such a bad idea
It wasn't 'til pic related that I finally realized Kristen Schaal is a total babe
I'll never understand why so many people hate Linda. I can see people not caring about her, but I've seen comments saying they don't watch the show because of her.
I seriously think she's wife material in a realistic setting, and she's my favorite character overall.
She's not good looking because no one in the show is, the artstyle is ugly overall, but personality wise she's made of my dreams. Great mom and great wife.
Yeah but she sounds way too much like a bird
she's a good mom, but really annoying.
Tina. she needs broken in badly.
>Is that what sex is?
>Uhhh..
>Just lying in bed arguing?
>Yes, Gene. This is what sex is
>Hooray! I'm not a virgin!
this show makes me wish wes anderson had an animated sitcom
Linda or that one girl that always hangs out with the Stacy
Jocelyn? What about Jocelyn's mom?
Eh, still a Butter Face.
I think most of the people who hate her do so because of her personality.
Tina's teacher
Hey Marshmallow
What is Marshmallow. A man or a lady?
a man that likes to dress lady styles. i can't get on his case for that. But it's gonna confuse people.
I can hear their voices
good job
This is accurate. Then they'd have to get dressed and take him to the hospital. The rest of the episode is at the hospital / rehab. At the end Linda is so sick of Teddy's demands as a patient she refuses to consider a three way again.
Teddy's life is suffering.
Regular-sized Rudy best boy
Louise’s personality is lewdest, nothing hotter than a smug dom loli
I hope the two of them end up together. as hot as louise x that one guy was before he flat-out m ade her cry and didnt care, rudy is better
I wonder what kind of noises she makes when having sex
Oh thank gods I was afraid I was the only one.
I think they made that episode with Logan just to shut the ship down.
Louise x Rudy is life relationship material
thankfully
would you?
This is the best Tina
There's just something about a girl with shoulder length hair that gets me
mah negro
havent they kiss already? it's practically sealed