ITT: Favorite SpongeBob Quote or Moments

ITT: Favorite SpongeBob Quote or Moments.

>Patrick: I'm so close to solving this crime.... I can almost taste it."

TESTING
I'm not joking either, I still laugh at it.

>She 's become completely institutionalized, Patrick! Mrs. Puff has forgotten what it's like to live on the outside!

CHEATING!!!

",25!"

>She "puts on airs"?

Pinky. Pinky.

This is my lab...

...and this is my LABORATORY!

>"HAHAHAHA, its a Giraffe"

>"Hey boys, hangin' out?"
>"Yes..."

he's just standing there..............,.......,..,.,...,..,......,.,..,...........,..,. mENACINGLY

>You think this is funny?
>In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

And did I show you my record player?

...

>filename

I will destroy the Krusty Krab.

I ready! I ready! Oh no you ain't!

HAHAHAHAHA ITS A GIRAFFE!

...

Hey buddy, did you just blow in from stupid town?

I took the boots.

>Don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
>Not until four.

>If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I would have one dollar.

>Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy

>I WENT TO COLLEGE

>Falicitations, malcontents etc

Why was Plankton so based

>GHOST!
>GHOOST!
>GHOOOST!
>Toast

>Win this one for the Krusty Krab!
>FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAAAB!

>Win this one because I told you to!
>BECAUSEYOUTOLDMETOOOOOOOO!

Is that a Jojo reference?

>Well maybe it's stupid but it's also DUMB!

>He's just standing there...MENACINGLY!

He's just standing there... MENACINGLY! GET OUT OF THERE!

>Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

>"HARDER, PATRICK, HARDER!"

HMMM
HMMMMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMM

The maniac's in the mailbox[/spoilers]