Finally meet a hot girl who likes you for who you are

>finally meet a hot girl who likes you for who you are
>she could be the one
>then she sees all the sexist shit you've written on Sup Forums
>her face when
Well Sup Forums? How do you explain yourselves?

How would she know if it was written by me?

Garbage thread, this is now a scooby doo thread

I don't think this is relevant

>likes you for who you are

You know how I do, girl! Now come over here and sit on my lap.

What sexist shit?

Oh, this is cuz I hate Amy Rose, isn't it? Well excuse me, ma'am! You read Twilight, you have no room to talk about quality!

Go ahead! Leave! Slam that door! See if I care!

>Sup Forums people
>Getting girls

>Shows all the twilight and yaoi fanfic up she wrote over the years, including also the obvious attacks against other fandoms who were in "battle" with hers.

>"Anything else to say?"
>"No"
>"Want to fuck?"
>"... only if you call me Bella and bite me."

>Oh, this is cuz I hate Amy Rose, isn't it?
Why is your taste so shit you hate amy rose?

This fucking hits way to close to home.

>be me
>pretty big chunky fucker
>some girl starts flirting in class with me
>she is a solid 9/10
>Hook up
>Find out down the line she has made a shit ton of really cringy fan fictions
>Find out she has a heavy scat fetish
>Dont bring it up because she didn't bring it up
About to have sex
Suddenly wants me to fuck her shitty asshole

I would of thought years of being online would of prepared me for this level of degeneracy but fuck no.

Most sexist thing I ever said here was women can't cook.

I'd just look at her and go, 'well, prove women can cook' at which she's shut the fuck up.

I don't really talk about women here.

She's an awful, useless character that annoys the everloving shit out of me.

But for what its worth, I'm making an actual effort to tone it down.

Emoji analysis ;^)

If this includes Boom Rose you will be burned at the stake for your Heresy.

What you did user?

...

Joke's on her, my posts wouldn't be just sexist. There is bound to be some other inflammatory shit.
What went wrong with my life that I take so much pleasure in riling people up?

>When you are that girl that writes tons of sexist shit on Sup Forums

Sometimes you have grievances with your own "community" and you wanna vent them out.

out of all the Sup Forums-tier shit we say at board game night me shitting on carol danvers is what bothers you?

I say it's ironic shit posting. If she's the one, she'll unterstand.

I don't write very much sexist stuff here. I'm only in trouble if she's black, which would probably turn me off from her to begin with.

this is literally the least likely type of board for that to be able to happen on

How can an entire gender be even remotely considered a "community"?

could have been worse, she could have wanted to sit on your face or create some tube systems.

She's probably mad because jacked it before she came back. The worst I'd get is having to eat her out.

That's why I used quotations. People will say anyone of your own kind immediately makes you part of that community (The black community, the Hispanic community, etc) and I think being auto-enrolled into a group based on physicalities rather than opinions is absurd.

They'd all be jokes, really.

>likes you for who you are
>hates the "sexist" shit

That would imply there's something inherently divorced for acknowledging the realities of each gender and being a good person.
It also implies a lot of unpleasantness about yourself.

Because of the (You)s you always get ;^)

My wife of ten years is more sexist of her gender than I am. She thinks modern feminism is total bullshit used by people who can’t compete in the dating game so they have to rip it all down thinking it gives them a shot at better options.
I only half agree.

And besides, you act like our behavior here is an exact one-to-one of how we are in real life.

Oi fuck off cunt.

i'd admit this bitch ain't hot if she looks like pic related

because at the time, you were tripfagging.

you're doing it again.

I'm a Sup Forumsack and I never did any jab at women other than say something in the lines of "women being equal to men is pretty unrealisticly, but this fantasy after all" on /tg/ and laugh and talk shit about the average feminist lolcow. What's her opinion on a white ethnostate tho?

Frankly if anyone saw my posts on Sup Forums they would think I'm a sociopath.

>Who likes you for who you are.
She'd give me tips on how to trigger tumblrinas even harder.

yeah i feel like natural selection is just gonna weed people like you out, dont worry about finding a girlfriend anytime soon

Jokes on you, I lurk instead of shitpost

Im not going to be attracted to some full of herself bitch that thinks jokes are sexist

Sorry, did I offended you?
>dont worry about finding a girlfriend anytime soon
I don't, never in my life I asked someone out

>finally meet a girl
Never happened.

when said community will force you to be part of it and call you 'uncle tom' if you disagree with them in anyway.

What the fuck is that

>tfw only 6 years to wizardom
I'm starting to get a little worried here lads

Is that fucking Scrappy Doo

40 or 50? I forget what the cutoff was.

I would be more worried about how she'd react to all of the lusty posts I've made about cartoon children and animals.

It doesn't work. Unless I did something wrong.

Scooby Apocalypse is weird, man.

Shit. I've meant "equal to men in fighting roles". There, it's not sexist now

Literally every other thread is whining about how women are ruining everything.

jokes on you I post nothing but sarcastic bullshit and self-loathing jokes and nobody would ever want to date me anyway.

If she doesn't like my posts then she never liked the real me anyway

If she doesn't like when I post on the internet then she doesn't like me for who I am dumbass.

>implying I'd ever tripfag