Reminder. SpongeBob was watching a sea anemone laying and throwing eggs from its ass

Reminder. SpongeBob was watching a sea anemone laying and throwing eggs from its ass.

We've all been there.

No he wasn't, he was just looking for the sports channel

Lies. It was the news.

its weird that there was a time when spongebob had a sex drive

Sponges have both male and female parts. He could have sex with himself.

Reminder that he has reproduced by budding on the show before

I forgot he gave birth in the episode where Sandy was being a bitch.

>those digits

calm down, Super Satan

Can ya? Can ya? CAN YA?

Bonus Info: SpongeBob is a father.

I miss SpongeBob's crush on Sandy when it was a thing. It was cute.

And a mother.

Spongebob had a crush on Sandy?

in season 1 they went on a picnic date and in a later episode we saw the treedome from the first time and he put his life at risk just to impress her, and so did patrick for that matter, who put himself in danger to be a good wingman.

In the earlier seasons, that ripped pant's episode, the Karate Choppers one, when SB visited her treedome for the first time.

That too.

why is spongebob telling children not to be honest about feelings

Weren't you ever a kid? Having feeling is gay.

Saw her naked too.

No, Spongebob has always been too innocent for that. People just have their shipping goggles on, it's never been a thing.

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I guess in Spongebob, if a flatworm showed up it would be an unapologetic hermaphroditic rapist.