Why did he complain about having a hot babysitter?

Why did he complain about having a hot babysitter?

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1. He hadn't hit puberty yet

2. She was terribly abusive.

vicky isn't hot though

She was abusive and timmy was a weak willed child. Now if it was me i would of turned the situation into /ss/ within a heartbeat.

because she tortured him (as in literally chain him up at times and threaten bodily harm in a not sexual way) and got his parents to give him bullshit

Though Timmy does supposedly keep his fairies for a long time. Wouldn't surprise me if he did pull some sexy wishes involving Vicky

I always imagined her as one of those virulent pug-faced bitches who think they're all that for the simple reason that they aren't one of the fatties

Vicky probably just needs someone to fuck the evil out of her, but nobody had the courage to do it

Nobody fucks Vicky; she fucks you.

Timmy lacks the naive charm that most predators crave when molesting children.

Pretty sure a boy with fairy godparents could do it, and in over the top ways too!

Anchovies, no I'm serious in the pilot Vicky tells him to do some chores and then offers him a slice of pizza with anchovies and that was enough for him to get fairy good parents.

oh fuck

And why do you know so much about child predators, user?

>not wanting to be dominated by Vicki

You guys are bad subs.

ADULT me, sure.

But despite all the memes I do not wish to be raped as a child.

>Vicky thread
Just got this delivery from a christmas drawthread colored a while ago.

>naive charm that most predators crave when molesting children
thats kinda specific dude

With chainsaws and axes? What's the matter with you?

Because Timmy is a faggot afraid of pussy.

Had like 4 girls around him that liked him and managed to fuck them all up by being a bitch. If it was me id do turn the tables on Vicky and just do perverted shit around her. Like watch me fap.

>reminder that in paulsens early podcasts grey (vicky and azula's voice) kept insisting that vicky be introduced as vicky turner

I can handle the trash-talk, but I have to draw the line somewhere and if there's sharp objects and flamethrowers involved, that line has been crossed.

Heheh yea bro I'd totally love getting abused and raped as a small child its okay if its a girl doing it boys love that shit trauma is for faggots XD

>lacks the native charm that most predators crave when molesting children
That's probably not the best thing to say.

1. She wasnt hot, she has small boobs and bad breath.
2. She was a gold digger on top of being a turbobitch.
3. She routinely stole from Timmys parents and others.

I cant tell if its just abusefags being autistic, or if people are being contrarian by choosing the worst girl.

Look at these vanilla soyboys. Afraid of a little bdsm.

You sound gay.

>the naive charm that most predators crave
J is that you?

Don't judge me.

You won't be saying that when she cuts your dick off.

Yes I will.

>He's not denying it
Get Mr.Hansen on the phone

Hey bud why dont you take a seat over here

source?

I swear to fucking God I will hire a psychopath nymphomaniac who will cut your dick off in mid orgasm.
Don't fuck with me, boy. All your bravado thinking fictional fetishes can be mixed with reality, you're way in over your head, kid.

/thread

She was normal in the pilots and a bit of a bully in the first season. She even had friends!

Thanks doc

I never understood either, i thought she was hot even when i was 5. Youd be shocked to know how many /ss/ fantasies i had before i even knew what sex was fully.

That pizza looks pretty good.

DO NOT stick your dick in crazy

>Don't judge me.
>Not denying it

Consider yourself JUDGED

Post more Vicky!

People always help me that but I'm too weird to stick my dick in normal so what am I suppose to do? Not stick my dick? Stick my dick in vacuum? What do I even do?

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>not posting the colored version
Here you go, pleb

DO NOT stick your dick in vacuum

You are not assisting!

colored version looks like shit because it's done by the commissioner himself

You dick is perfectly fine being unstuck

I would like to hear him ask for this wish.

'I wish Vicki would gain 70 lbs in all the right places!'

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Ok.

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>hot

IN UNIVERSE everybody says that she is ugly, even the character sheet says that her breats are ugly and small.

You just can't see it because of the style.

SCUZ ME. TAKE A SEAT HUMIE

>muh "in-universe she's ugly" argument
That didn't stop the Kanker sisters from Ed Edd n Eddy getting lots of porn.

But the question of the thread is IN UNIVERSE not out.

And to be honest, at least 2 people that worked on EEE said that Marie was their favorite girl.

Most people look ugly where their faces are glued in a permanent sneer.

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DUDE WHAT THE FUCK STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN

Unf

>draw fan art
>make it look and act nothing like it does originally
i don't understand, at that point you are not attracted to the character just some made up head cannon persona of it

You are over thinking it

Did that one user ever finish the Chloe version?

If you were Timmy's age would you let her rape you?

no I'm not over thinking it
Vicky never act nor looked like
thisthisor this

i won't,
but i will.

>Don't judge me.

That doesn't stop artists from drawing /ss/ art of her sexually abusing Timmy.

MY SIDES HOLY SHIT YOU CREEPY BITCH

He's not into girls who come on too strongly.

He's not into girl period. He kissed Cosmo after all.

>not denying

Get help, user

Because Vicky in canon os shit. OUR version is the right one

we need another psa thread, protect the Sup Forums

oh fuck i just remembered i had a thing for vicky growing up
and now im into femdom
what did you do to me hartman

>'I wish Vicki would gain 70 lbs in all the right places!'
why stop there?

see that is like the textbook definition of overthinking it

it's a good thing user

dont like that

How would she even fit through the door?

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>How would she even fit through the door?
She'll just smash through it and then blame it on Timmy when his parents get back.

>How would she even fit through the door?
magic obviously

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>don't judge me

>"Now don't you worry, Mr. and Mrs. Turner, I already took the liberty of...grounding him for you."
>cut to Timmy lying in a Vicky's-ass-shaped crater, bug-eyed and flat as a pancake

Does this imply that you've actually molested children?

user, I.... I've done some fucked up shit. Fapped to some fucked up shit, but god damn niggah get some help

Man, this board sure has gotten a lot more vanilla lately.

yeah duh

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I mean either that guy is just being cheeky to get (you)s, in which case you bait-biters did exactly what he wanted, or if he IS a legit pedo, do you think that a sea of (you) and reactionfaces will make a difference? Nah who am I kidding, you all just wanna be in the screencap.

This shit isn't even worth reactionfaces, it's not like some Master Shake greentext bullshit.

christ user

I was actively looking for a girl to /ss/ me when I was Timmy's age.

I sometimes question why these things exist. But then I realise it's better not to ask.
People are weird.

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!!!

what the fuck now i remember specifically fantasizing about being in timmys position
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME HARTMAN

>another no fun allowed guy
great

oh boy dis gonna be good

a-
user?