Why does Life bully Shen?

Why does Life bully Shen?

Why wouldn't it?

Uh oh. Looks like Shen has had enough of Life's antics.

Life bullies everyone, he's kind of a dick.

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This
He stole my lunch money and didn't update my webcomic

I think this might be the end of Shen.

Because this is an easy way to grab an attention.

B-but how?! That's not possible!

Life wants to bully his boipucci

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Naruto did it first!

N-Nani! H-He's fast!

That is joke

>he's trying to do some pseudo-inspirational action schlock about him finally "beating" life
Stop. Just fucking stop. This idiot still doesn't get why his comics are fucking awful and I don't think he ever will.

I have such an urge to take my bearmode ass, stick it in a zentai suit with LIFE written on it, and show up at his book signings. Just standing in the background and flexing now and then.

Is this the end of Life as we know him?

Nah now he’s just having fun with it

Message of the comic:
Eliminate all life, and your problems will go away.

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Finally, we're getting some backstory into Shen and Life's past. Now we know why they hate each other.

Life is a pretty cool guy if you happen to know him better.

omae wa mou shindeiru

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Wait, what?! Why is Shen saving Life's life!

I'm glad he is, because it's still awful to look at.

And that's all of that story that has been released. Tune in later to see what happens next between Life and his boipucci, Shen.

Also, please stop drawing porn of Shen getting fucked by Life. It's not very Christian.

FemShen a cute. A CUTE.

someone post the porn ones

the porn ones

Someone ought to edit it so he's purple instead.

I would suck Shen's dick.

You'd never get a chance with how frequently he sucks it himself.

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I kind of want to fuck him in his tight asshole.

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This is agonizingly uninteresting and desperate. It's amazing that Shen somehow made himself even more pathetic.

>Shen beats life
>Last comic is him doing a flip off of an interstate overpass
he beat it.

I want somebody to draw Yaoi of cute Shen being held by big and strong Life.

Needs an edit where the last word bubble is "tetris."

Jesus fucking christ, its almost as cringey as some of Chris Chan's old stuff

It gets him pageviews.

Are you serious?

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This is baffling. How on earth did he come to the conclusion that the best response to common criticisms of his comics was to have his self-insert beat up the Life man in an anime fight. That's the most embarrassing thing anyone could ever do, yet here we are. It's Chris Chan stuff. He's Zapping life to the Max.

And don't get me started on the MEMES he decided to pollute these recent comics with, as if to add insult to injury.

That's not a joke, it's a reference. And an overdone one. You can stop doing the basic ass DBZ jokes now, we get it. You're aware of tropes. So are we.

key word "almost"

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I like this one

GEE WIZ
I SURE HOPE NO ONE ACCIDENTLY DROPS A LINK TO THESE
THAT WOULD BE A DISASTER
can a boyo get some sauce

I just looked up rule 34 of Shen Owlturd comics.

In the end, I've decided that I like Shen. He's just self-aware enough to avoid being awful, and sometimes he can be funny.

wow

Daw

He was hit by a modicum of self awareness after the bike cuck incident.

Ha! Penis

The only thing they're aware of is how fucking dimwitted their audience is. Owlturd said himself that he has to tailor the comic content a certain way so people actually respond positively to it. And even knowing what he does, Bike Cuck-tier incidents still happen.

Nothing wrong with the bike.
> inb4 but polboys were triggered so much!
This is a good thing.

>Owlturd said himself that he has to tailor the comic content a certain way so people actually respond positively to it
His comics are for Tumblr and Twitter. When Tumblr and Twitter gets upset, he immediately caves and deletes comics / changes them. He's the Jim Davis of social media cartoonists, only with somehow even less integrity.

I guess he's more of a Robert Crumb of our time.
(minus the sexual deviancy)

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did he activate his sharigan?

Guys, I think my life is really bad at his job.
I basically never fuck up anything major.
I have money, shelter, a job, a car, and a shitload of friends.
And to top it all off, I'm not a depressed loser who feels the need to remind everyone of how much life sucks on a regular basis.
I haven't had sex in 10 years, but hey, more money for me.
Life is great!

what were you trying to prove with this post

Trying to come up with a reply to this was basically the most difficult thing I've had to do all year.

Pretty sure it's just a joke about not doing those kinds of comics anymore but with a DBZzzzzzzzzzzuuuuufuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. It's just..... ugh. Fuck fuck fuck. God damn it. Why did it have to lead to this?

It's all the calm before the storm. Life finds a way.

Sex is overrated user. Don't' fall for this scam.

On the horizon, a new shitstorm

LOL this is equivalent to:

"Woah!! Thanks for commenting on my stuff, SHADMAN! I may not like PORNOGRAPHIC DRAWINGS OF LOLI HILLARY CLINTON, but I like you because I know your name!"

You know, I thought the heart going back into him would heal itself and the "F" would change to a "V". The kid then holds his hand out to "LIVE" and accepts him.

Owlturd is the Trump of Webcomics.

ian is such a bizarre creep with no self awareness

>there's rule 63 porn of this guy now
>most of it is good
Is that this the ultimate internet beat down? Being called a cuck and having people want to fuck you?

I wish there was more Shen getting his tight little boy puss mercilessly fucked though.

Me too. His cartoon version of himself is really cute.

And really pathetic. Perfect for domination.

>the S stands for Hope

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I would like to remind everyone to say “Hi” to shen!

Nice to know he has a crossdressing fetish.

That explains who keeps posting these fucking threads.

Someone should take this one to Sup Forums then watch the autistic meltdown occur.

>not waluigi

There's a lot of femshen porn but what about manshen porn?

What makes this extra cringy is you just know he's a generic first world numale who's never had a real problem in his life.

>not mean spirited
Yes it is. You cannot run away from me Shen. Just because it's funny and in good humour doesn't mean people don't really think you're a fucking idiot.

I get the impression he's trying to improve and leave all the "life is hard" stuff behind, thus the extended DBZ parody he's doing now. I think he's pretty decent when he does original shit, and he handled the bike cuck thing pretty well.

Turns out he was Waluigi all along

I abhor him.
Not because of who he is but how he is able to get away with the most mundane, lowest denominator, trying to be "down-to-earth- and "self- deprecative" ABOUT HIMSELF yonkoma imaginable.

Its because Sarah Andersen exist, she tortures shen daily

"Bike Cuck" is clearly what is needed.

This guy is so fucking desperate to get people to like him.
He's pathetic.

Fuck off Shen.

So there is yaoi if Life/Shen right?

With the bicycle imprinted on his forehead.

>get rid of self-doubt and need for external validation
>get fired

Fuck you comic. I'm not falling for that shit again.

uh oh.