Why do Canadians care so much about American politics?

Why do Canadians care so much about American politics?

Like, just fuck off already.

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It might have something to do with the fact that when the USA fucks up politically, the rest of the world gets a knock on effect due to America's involvement in practically every fucking country on earth.

Their shit is boring as fuck and depressing.

Nothing of consequence is happening up there, in the first place and if you do start to watch their government you remember that it's king cuckold Trudeau running things up there.

If I was a leaf I would be depressed and try to identify with US politics also.

stop bullying me

Escapism so I can forget about Trudeau

It's too late Hillary, shitposting on Sup Forums won't help you now.

how long until he is out? I wouldn't be surprised if you guys had a similar trump/brexit type movement.

I live right below Toronto, we are like their Tijuana. They come down here to buy cheap shit in droves and shop in our malls/buffets.

Never. We're completely fucked

They have no choice. They've grown dependent on us with trade and their cultural exports.

If we fuck up, it fucks them up hard. If we prosper, they prosper. It makes complete sense for them to care.

Why do you fucks let us interfere in your countries? It's because you are all cucks. You want our financial support and our military support? Keep sucking our American Cocks. You want out? Get your own army and stop swallowing our semen in the form of US dollars.
Russia take all of you.

Because it's an exaggerated media circus that the whole world can't look away from. Absurd politics.

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Lauren Southern is quite literally a LITERAL SUCCUBUS.

Because America is more important than Canada.

>uses military force, CIA coups, election manipulation, outright bribery, occupation, and economic warfare to control other nations

>S-stop being our satellite states

He's pretty cute, stop trying to make me gay.

Because our politics are fucking boring.

isn't that the tranny that pretends to be altright

I bet he's jewish

Hopefully 2019.

Never dwell on the mind of a Canadian. If you stare at the abyss too long, the abyss stares back at you.

It's because your politics shape the world.

We're like a cool big brother to them.

I hate Canadians so fucking much.

LEAF politics:
>DUDE FREE WEED LMAO
>LET IN MORE MIGRANTS
>IF YOU KILL YOUR ENEMY, YOU LOSE.
>JUSTIN IS SO TOUGH, HE CAN TAKE A PUNCH.

I either wanna see america become great again or i wnna watch it burn. Some kid on the internet will not tell me how to enjoy my politics. Because CANDA JUST DOESNT CUT IT KIDDO

Me too, bitch.

I think he's just libertarian, got kicked out of canada's libertarian party or something.

well i cant speak for canadians, but over here, its like the most entertaining soap opera/sitcom on the internet

Keep on swallowing bitch. Get your daily dose of American Protein.

i noticed we shitpost less since trump won

Are you talking about Rebel Media?

They get paid by special interests. Their whole goal as stated by Jew Ezra Levant is to take over the mainstream media. They are pro-TPP and support many other stupid things.

Because our pissant libfags are constantly trying to go to Canada every time they don't get their way

Everyone on this board is obsessed with American politics cause its entertaining and world reaching so why single us out.

Unlike those countries, our country is actually affected most by your politics, besides maybe Mexico and whatever country you invade next.

I mean our politics is pretty boring, much like state politics in your own country.

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I want to put a baby in her belly

She just got her DNA tested. Hasn't post vid yet. She was shocked according to her feed. She may be one of (((them))).

Sup Forums might be right again.

(((Canadians)))

Nah, Canadian are okay in my book knowing US politics.

Because we live in Canada. Not much else to do but to hunt polar bears and ride moose. We need excitement.

Shut the fuck up bitch. You guys have a fairy for a prime minister. Good luck with Trump

Because it has more impact on their lives than their own politics. The same reason that kids wonder why mommy and daddy are yelling at each other and completely forget about which dinosaur is the best.

State politics aren't boring if you aren't in a flyover state.

You should be out doing things to make your awful country better but I guess that goes against the canadian mentality.

Won't happen. Trudeau will get reelected. He's actually been fairly popular up here since being elected. You might see Conservatives get in if the Liberals decide to nominate some candidate with the personality of a moth like the NDP did last election. We would have had a socialist government if Layton was still alive. People were starting to hate Harper and the Conservatives.

Canada is America Jr.

oy gevalt, those kikes ruining everything again

(((she)))

They lived in the most peaceful place on Earth forever. Then, the puppet of the trillionaire nazi war criminal called Soros used their PM to destroy their country in less than 2 years. Now, they are the Sweden of the West. Children must be referred to as Comrade in school, driving cars is all but illegal, unemployment is nearly 50%, and the law dictated that it is part of muslim religious freedom to mutilate and rape any white girl they want and it became a hate crime to report this despicable behavior to the police.
And then... this happened.

>I HAVE NO TOLERANCE FOR INJUSTICE. NO SYMPATHY FOR LEADERS WHO ABANDON THEIR PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO WEAK OR COWARDLY TO ENFORCE OUR LAWS, OR WORSE, HAVE SOLD OUT TO CORPORATE INTERESTS FOR CASH.
I CANNOT LOOK THE OTHER WAY AND I WILL NOT LOOK THE OTHER WAY.
>IT IS TIME TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD THAT AMERICA IS BACK.
>BIGGER AND BETTER AND STRONGER THAN EVER BEFORE.

Our country isn't burning to the ground with protesters and infested with blacks and latinos (at least yet)

:)

This
The US controls the world in more ways than the average person probably knows.

Trudeau didnt legalize weed and he let in a buncha dirty muslims and put em in homes and put them to the front of our failing healthcare system. No fuckin way hes doin good.

Well this retarded election was like a trip to the circus.

Everybody likes to watch a train wreck.

I don't think we are very unique in that regard.

I'm not sure we are particularly interested in the day to day ins and out of US politics. I'm certain we don't know or care at all about state politics.

When weed man goes up for re-election, I hope I can count on not hearing any strong opinions from commenters with US flags.

Anyway, hope that helps… If not, you'll just have to eat a dick and fuck off.

That's because you don't challenge the liberals who run your country.

The only time you find right wings in canada is when you get fried chicken.

All PM candidates wanted more immigrants, Stephen and the conservative government brought in hordes

Need a new party for that anti-imigration stance

You guys think conservatives here = Trump/good guys XD, they aren't. They are about as liberal as centrist democrats.

We had neo cons before trudeau. Both are globalist traitors

Literally a non issue with most Canadians. Most people are not scared of ISIS or immigrants like they are in the US or Europe. We're living in a soft cushy bubble.

Our neighbor with 10 times our population and largest trading partner's politics have big effects on us

we need a National Socialist Party of Canada. We already got the socialist part now we just need to embrace nationalism/

Because Canadian politics suck.

I am a Texan born American, but lived in Canada for 15 years. It is boring as hell.

The whole country has gotten extremely progressive. Political correctness is off the charts. I will never move back.

There advantage of Canada is that they don't have a nigger problem. When I say "nigger" I don't mean black people, I mean black thugs.

Trudeau only got 40% the vote and most young people only voted because of weed. Im calling NDP to win next election if they find someone half decent. And i dont know what you mean by cushy bubble. Times are getting harder for most canadians.

American politics gives me something to do.

He's already stated April 2017 is when he plans on legalization, he has a group working on legislation as we speak. Watch the news dingus.

like dude like fucking like kill yourself my dude like wtf dude

>so fucking cucked he can't out CIA or have a good economy
Just kill yourself now, you don't deserve to exist.

The legal weed will be worth it in the end. It's the only legislation that is interesting to me. I would still vote for Trudeau again knowing what I know now just for the weed and I am not even a stoner.

Hey now, don't bully them. The more #woke people in the world the better

I meant more so in regards to violent immigrants like they have in America and Europe. We had that one terrorist attack where that mental case shot the soldier and not much else. In American they've had dozens of attacks that have killed thousands (if you include 9/11). People aren't afraid of ISIS/Muslims/Immigrants here.

You got your anwser in the first post, just drop it already. Faggity.

When people talk about immigrants in Europe or America people get fucking irate, here people just go "meh" it's not a hot button issue like it is elsewhere, maybe that will change who knows.

White people arent because they are too cucked but black people talk shit about them.

why are braids so attractive on blonde women?

But that sounds awesome, all I ever hunted are birds and boars

the way that changes is if there is a terrorist attack commited by a immigrant or there is a rise in immigrant crime

I don't know why any brown person would willingly choose to live in Canada

Exactly his point. Why do so many of you even give a shit? I mean if shit hit the fan up North, I'd feel bad but I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to be as informed as you fuckers seem to be and shit. Like seriously, I don't even know who is running your government right now in any branch simply because it will never truly affect me. Idk, I guess I neglect how influential the US is on every one else

'Better' what are you talking about you fucking cro-magnon goo gobbler

You just elected host of the 'The Apprentice' to be leader (he's better than Hillary, and we hope for the best.. but let's be serious!)

I mean your nation is ready to go up in flames any minute now.

It's just mind boggling that you get all puffed up and start attacking everyone else.

You just have ZERO self awareness.

You don't know whether to laugh or cry when you encounter this sort of US Sup Forumstard

I know you love your nation, and you should. But jesus christ you also have reason for a smidgin of humility, although I know that comes hard to the Amercian psyche.

You have released cultural cancer into the entire civilization.. you ARE aware of that aren't you?

Turn on your TV and flip through the channels - take a fresh look at what is being emitted … better stuff is emitted from my ass.

No hard feelings, but just stop it. You are not in a position to be overly critical of others. Big army not withstanding

idk if you noticed this the whole world cares about our politics, i cant name another politician outside the us besides putin

>why do other countries give a shit about butterfly effects from the behemoth that runs nearly everything in the western world and many things outside of it in one way or another?

Gee. I dunno.

Tastes like freedom

the same reason half the USA cares about the royals in Britain... just cuz

I'm hoping it won't be long, because Trudeau makes a lot of strategic mistakes. But I sadly can't overestate how absolutely marxist most Canadians are, even here in the West.

Living in a soft cushy bubble? Deaths from ISIS are pathetically small outside of Syria.

You have a better chance of winning the fucking lottery than dying in a terrorist attack.

We don't have watchdog publications for Canada.

In order to have a clue about Canadian politics, I have to watch American politics.

Why do Americans care so much about Canadians caring about USA politics?

There hasn't been any coordinated major terrorist attack here like in almost every single western country = a cushy bubble. Part of the perks of being "irrelevant" I guess.

Yes you neglect that.

You have army bases in every nation on earth, and export your culture VIGOUROUSLY to everyone.

You can't have your 'Independence' and say leave us all alone! and then insert yourself into everyone else's business.

It would be a great joy to so many if they had the luxury of Ignoring you!

We don't even have a real fucking conservative party, we need like a half nigger or half white to create a party so white people won't feel guilty voting for someone who cares bout white people boys.

is this a joke or was gavin mccines actually a juggalo at one time?
youtube.com/watch?v=G7heHF4CMyU

Could you name Tone during his primeministership?

How many middle eastern refugees you getting?

Aren't those worse than mexicans?

She went from a 7 to a 2 when I found out she is an atheist

It was really comfy watching all the non-American bros be excited and proud with us during election night. It felt nice and I took their congratulations to heart. I hope the best for them.

Well ya see Jimbo, both countries are connected by a border spanning thousands of kilometers and about 90% of Canadians live in the south, now aint that quackin crazy!?

>Their shit is boring as fuck and depressing.

>i'll never fuck lauren southern

Truthfully we don't know.

We honestly do a fairly good job integrating most immigrant groups - not to say their aren't problems.

It was also wasn't really all that many, so they will probably be dispersed and absorbed to some degree.

America does a great job absorbing immigrants too. The bad luck there is there are just too many of one group - too many Mexicans, makes for a lack of incentive to assimilate.

I could do without any more immigration personally, but these syrians aren't any different than 10 other groups that are already here - not the end of the world.

It will probably become a problem down the line if it isn't reined in

This isnt Kikebook. Post your blog somewhere else. And fuck your reddit spacing.

I post where/how/when I like. And space it as I see fit.

If it's a problem, skip to the next post and eat a big black dick.

-best