Anyone else here fantasize about being rich and bankrolling projects which are guaranteed not to make the money back...

Anyone else here fantasize about being rich and bankrolling projects which are guaranteed not to make the money back, but would go down as greats in Sup Forums history? What are your dream projects?

Mine is making a full-fledged animated Heathers musical spearheaded by Galactibun:

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My dream is put my book as a adult elite cartoon.
Not fucking jokes, not filler, only pure & hard argument.
Depressive as shit, but good as fuck.

so a western Asano Inio?

Mine is a version of Jesus Christ Superstar animated by the guys who did Prince of Egypt, or Black Dynamite.

Also, Artemis Fowl animated and Pendragon Animated (but you rewrite the last book)

So what would be the visual/thematic twist in your version?

Gross.

an animated movie about "noble" hyenas, where it's shown they are more complex than just being ugly scavengers.

That won't work. It's like trying to protray that niggers aren't violent apes. No one with a brain will buy it.

notice the " "

Never saw that anime

i want to make a well written space opera.

Pretty much, though I'd probably also try to get Laika on board because they have experience.

>Jesus Christ Superstar animated by the guys who did Prince of Egypt

>Musical dick status:
>FABULOUS!

I wanna write a story about two guys. Just two guys.

Are they... You know...?

>tfw they are making a live action heathers instead.

I haven't even watched the trailer. The promo images have already filled me with disgust.

its not an anime, only manga, Asano Inio works are absolute unfiltered depression on manga form though
basically, domestic violence, depression,
rape, suicide, the pain of never fulfill your dreams in the current world and other shit that is not actually brought in your average manga
Basically works that makes you think, ayy fuck this Im seriously offing myself already now

There kind of already was a live action, so are you talking about the Cinemax massacre or some musical project I'm unaware of?

i'd use the money to hire a group of mercenaries to kill all musicals.

Unironically, a musical about the 12 years between the Beer Hall Riots and the Burning of the Reichstag, about all the NDSAP big players and the emotions they felt as they went from prisoners to leaders of a nation.

other idea is a movie about slavic mythology.

you know leprechauns than pee in milk to it's sour, drowners that grab your when your knee-high in swamp, Poludnicas that paralize farmers at the field in the middle of hot steamy day.

Do they happen to love pissing their pants and being gay a lot?

Well I wasn't going to inquire anything relating to piss, but to each their own.

It's a shame she took all her shit down.

Its been a long time since i've read pendragon, I just remember hating the ending.

But the visual style for all 3 would be as follows
1. JCS would be a more colourful version of Prince of Egypt; kind of like if PoE had a fusion with Hercules.
2. Artemis fowl would be done in a similar style to Tron: Uprising or the Men In Black series.
3. Pendragon would probably look like a more standard mid 2000s action show.

I'll take Claudia Cacace finishing all of her Be More Chill animatics.

youtube.com/watch?v=4DJnjhKKCXU

Lisa: The Animation

>Mine is making a full-fledged animated Heathers musical spearheaded by Galactibun
Please no

>juvenile edgyness the manga

yeah no thanks, your idea suck dick.

Nope. None of that. Its just two guys talking about nothing. The setting is a blank void.

[Spoiler] and one of them is secretly a girl. BUT WHICH ONE?!!!![/spoiler]

Might work if you can get the "springtime for Hitler" thing right.

Translate all the foreign Donald Duck books, for a start.

Then fund Kyoukai Senjou no Horizon until it's complete.

same.

>Galctibun
>not the superior MissyAsylum
What is wrong with you, OP?

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well, if we want to talk about crazy original ideas, one of my from back in my college theatre days was that I wanted to write an opera about the Ulster Cycle sung entirely in old Irish.

I like both but Galactibun's has more creative designs.

As a slav, I'd take anything that'd bring our mythology a level closer to the likes of norse/greek/egyptian.

Galactibun's is 100% better.

Any Sup Forums specific goals? Atmosphere/artstyle/themes?

My dream is a game based on the JLA/Avengers crossover by Busiek with gameplay based on the Marvel Ultimate Alliance games

I want Herod to remain exactly as he was in the 1973 film adaption.

So kinda like what James Cameron is doing for Battle Angel Alita?

I think I'd like a Haunted Tank movie. Even if it's largely because I think it would be funny considering Warner Brothers won't even sell Dukes of Hazzard merch anymore.

not him but I am literally writing a graphic that's basically that

>Animated Animorphs adaptation that stays true to the graphic content and themes of the books
>Spectacular Spider-Man Season 3-5
>An adaptation/film version of Roger Waters' "The Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking"

And then a bunch of personal ideas and scripts.

Make Becky Primm a reality

Making an animated series of of Worm Wildbow actually would approve of, including spending what would be enough to make any other cartoon in it's entirety on the Leviathan and GM fights we'd deserve.

>tfw crypto-rich with more money than I can spend
>tfw no Sup Forumsproject to fund

I'd start with a graphic novel series first, arc by arc. With full color double page spreads for every big fight, starting with Lung on the rooftop and the bank robbery.

I would've loved to make a full-blown animated Bionicle series. Shit has lore and tons of material to work from, as well as some entertaining and compelling stories. Shame we never got some sort of movie for the Ignition arc.

A great Transformers show thatbdoesnt have to advertise toys

I'd fund a three hour long musical version of Geothe's Faust.

Mine is just bringing back tron uprising

You might like The Tragedy of Man:youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=0eSdOPcHum8
Mine would be a movie where a kid is able to move between the regular world and a dream world. It would be an East meets West collaboration:
>Regular world segments directed by Tomm Moore (Secret of Kells, Song of the Sea)
>Written by Wes Anderson
>Animated by either Laika or Cartoon Saloon (Moore's studio).
>Soundtrack TBD
>Dream world segments
>Directed by Akiyuki Shinbo
>Screenplay by Chiaki J Konaka
>Animated by MAPPA
>Soundtrack by Ko Otani

My dream project is develop a small episodic series in a science-fantasy world where the MC must defeat 100 different Kings who rule the world in order to retrieve their old memories.

Good man.
Plus, with the right art direction, the animated versions of some of those death scenes could be brutal.

my dream project is about my Dad's life from birth to going to Vietnam to joining the military intelligence, to doing agri-consulting over seas, to his multiple wives eventually ending at my birth

I'd watch it desu.

Lady and the Tramp solve crime in east LA. Source: #p98105079

>to joining the military intelligence, to doing agri-consulting over seas

uh, yeah......I don't think it was actually "agri" he was doing over there.....

>You might like The Tragedy of Man
I probably would if I could find it, haven't seen a single mega or torrent for it anywhere.

>Perfect Kirby 4 can finally be finished
>Waterman movie can finally be released to the world
>Hellbenders can finally become the tv show it was meant to be

nah he got out after the DoD director left him for dead when muammar gaddafi started rolling up on the intelligence camp he was in
he only got out because the assistant director sent a chopper behind the heads back
he lost some friends over there who weren't allowed to leave because of orders, 2 Italians and a 5 french guys if I remember correctly they ended up dying
when he got back he jumped across the desk and tried to strangle the director when he got pulled off by the 2 armed people in the room
he was escorted out and was told by the vice director that he basically should leave the DoD
like 3 months later the director died of a "heart attack"

and my dad went to Arlington and pissed on his grave

beat me to it, animate the kid's books with a focus on fleshing out the worlds. The book versions of the movies were about 1.5x longer and were over an hour, you've got an easy 24 episodes right there.

Try this. I just found it, but looks like the real deal. Sadly, no subs. youtube.com/watch?v=1ZQfDUttYVA

>the DoD director

?

DoD is lead by the Secretary of Defense. Perhaps your dad was talking about a department director of some sort?

possibly I haven't asked him that story in years
even if some of them are embellished I still thing it would make for a good story, I kinda want to do it in comic form

Feels like they're trying to be edgy and critique the sjw community but are just coming off as someone who frequents reddit as an adult trying to keep up with modern culture. Sad

vimeo.com/store/ondemand/popup/1055342 You can also buy it from vimeo for two bucks, according to the website. mozinet.hu/hu/filmjeink/film/29/az_ember_tragediaja

A Jem and the Holograms movie/reboot animated in a style that emulates that of the Tom Tierney art in the golden book Jem stories.

Another Kirby cartoon because why not.

It's definitely the movie, but without subs it's kind of moot considering how dialogue heavy it is. I appreciate the effort though.

Yeah, I don't know if the vimeo link I posted comes with English subs, and the only copy I can find on amazon amazon.com/Tragedy-Tragediaja-Hungarian-Cartoon-Adaptation/dp/B00XJE0HJI is region-locked. If you've got a region 2 dvd player that might work.

Region locked DVD's are the stupidest fucking thing.

Amen brother.

That thread was fun

Same, I still think it's bullshit that there never was one "unified" way of getting the original 2001 story. The comics, books and games are all incomplete and contradictory, and even if you go read the wiki to fill in the blanks, there's still tons of unexplained stuff.
There's so much good shit in Bionicle under all the trash Lego and some hack writers have forced on the lore. You just have to cut off the rubbish, reshuffle some parts, and what you have would be perfect for a long-running action-adventure show. The story bible, the source material, the visual guide and music are already there, someone should just go and adapt them.

That was nice, but this frame does more for me than it should.

I'd love to created a series that wasn't held back by the lack of founding it needs. Also i would love to create a series shows all having one season. Each show would be different from the last but have hints to other shows connecting to the last, all culminating into a series that connects all the previous shows forming this massive world.

movie about hyenas actually do more kills than lions.

lions keep stealing their kills because they're bigger.

lions get all the praise and acclaim.

A thousand times this. Great stuff.

From this one video, I might have agreed with you, but asylum's has a great sort of continuity, with recurring visual themes throughout all her videos that really make them stand out.

you just described jojo's bizarre adventure

wait, to happened to other posts?
also yes, this is accurate, the stereotype is lions look cool with these "royal" manes, meanwhile hyenas look deformed and make disturbing noises.

males just let the females do all the work too.

sure they take care of the kids unless you encounter that rare asshole that likes to eat his own kids.

if hungary coud make son of white mare, why can't we make a movie 'bout our folklore?

money? we got computers,
just need the right tools, dedication and research.

NO! thats my idea, jojo ripped it of of me

Sometimes. If I was disgustingly rich yet too much of a liberal to donate it to the needy, I'd make a TV channel dedicated to quality cartoons with an adult and dubbed anime segment past 8 PM and into 6 AM.

I'd be looking for shows that want to tell stories and end within a season or two, maybe three if the creator has a seriously good and complex story at hand. I'd also accept some comedy shows to spice up the channel, and probably pick up some good shows that were rejected by other major TV networks for not being marketable enough for them.

I wanna fuck those girls

t. every healthy male ever

>galactibun

No, I am going to fuck those girls

I'd buy out a few of my favorite artists and let them work on their dream projects, see what they come up with and occasionally have them draw my waifus.

>crypto-rich

So poor NEET who still has the delusion that he can cash out

I want to make an Avenue Q film musical

But will Kimber be a dirty lezzy?

so fund one of ours!

I like the art syle

if I could I'd make a wacky superhero cartoon where the hero is a bumbling idiot mutant that accidentally saves/destroys the day similar to inspector gadget.

>i want to put a random teenager on tumblr withno experience in charge of a multi-million dollar animation project because her drawings give me an erection

this is why you aren't allowed to make those decisions in the first place

Adapting ≠ creating, the entire thing is pretty much done, the dialog, the scenes, the acts etc, the only thing missing is animation and art direction, which is what the random teen is good at. With enough money, industry professionals, and no financial-success goals, it literally cannot fail.