Talia > Catwoman

Talia > Catwoman

Wrong. Next Question.

Too bad mary sue Selina shilling kill it forever.

Depends on who's drivin'.

Julie Madison is the only healthy love interest for bruce wayne

Talia's a bitch, a rapist, and killed her own son.
Selina's a kleptomaniac and hell of a tease at worst.

I don't know, I prefer Talia but honestly she's gone places and done things I just don't feel like you can comeback from easily. She's chosen the bed she wants to lay in, you know. Selina, as overrated as she might be for the most part fits into Bruces life.

batman x zatanna

Back off hoe-bags.

Diana >>>> Talia >>>>> Silver St. Cloud >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Selina

Talia never really loved Bruce. She loved a version of him he refused to become. She's just as manipulative as her father

Bruce x Lois

>Diana first
Spotted the casual retard

I think she really did love him, but valued her plan to 'save' the world more. Same with Damian.

You love someone for who they are, not what you want them to be. Granted it's REALLY hard to love a man like Bruce

>People are still salty Batman got with his true (canon) love Selina

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>Implying Selina isn't in for the money

Sweetie

Selina was never interested on Bruce without the costume.

>Headcanon

Dear...

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Clark > women

Actually that's Black Cat you're thinking of

>Remember that Bruce had sex with Ra's

It wasn't even a question user.

Have Bruce and Constantine ever addressed the fact that they're eskimo brothers?

>lying

Batman fucks Dick Grayson

lolwut. that couldn't be further from the truth.

I'm satly Bruce got with a shitty King Verison that made the pairing garbage and so cancerous that it ruins other characters like Talia and Diana. BATCAT is dead and King ruined it forever. Fuck them.

Nah.

Literally any other woman Bruce has had an extended relationship with > Talia.

The woman drugged and raped him and dropped a kid on his lap. Not cool,

>That page
>That cringe
Shit ship and i'm not even super invested in batman, but this pairing is just fucking weak

Bruce and Selina can be weak. The relationship between Batman and Catwoman is what draws people in.

She only did one of those things.

>tfw your dad takes over your body and uses it to seduce the best man-specimen on the planet in order to produce prime offspring

>shittalking Brubaker's Catwoman, legitimately one of the best books DC published in the early 2000s.
He spent two weeks going crazy because he thought she died and they had just reunited.

Bruce has no good humanoid relationships, outside of brohood, and father/child.

Underrated.

superman is Patrician

Everyone knows that childhood friends never win

Both of them suck, harley is the patrician choice

Harley is better as a 3rd wheel to Ollie/Dinah's relationship

this looks like it was made by a child. how embarrassing.

...which Talia? we dont wanna repeat what happen in Batman Beyond

When Ra's broke character and used his voice it was kinda hot.

>tfw no comic run about OG style Harley jumping around and trying to be a sidekick for random heros and villians.

Keeeeeeeeek

Honestly this is what I wanted out of a "reformed" Harley; either back as a doctor, or sidekicking for other heroes trying to find her identity away from The Joker. Personally her joining up with Oliver seems like a great mix, as seen in Injustice's comic.

Wheres that semen demon from?

It's Sawyer, she's a minor character in Black Lagoon.

Harley is better as the loving partner of Ivy you heretic

Oh fuck off you delusional shipping faggot. Go wank off to your watered down fanfic elsewhere

>watered down fanfics

I'll let you know that the fics I read manage to portray the characters perfectly and still make the relationship work

my Nigga. Harleybat is Cute as fuck. Despite the huge amount of porn, the ship is pretty underrated. Batman and Harley interactions are almost always enjoyable.

Again, go fuck yourself.

no. trinity shipping is dogshit.

Superman is better than both.

My dude here knows what's up, Selina is also a fucking ho.

Bruce needs him someone better. this is a quality choice, and (as much as ya'll love to rag on the posters) wonderbat is quality too imo.

Wonderbat is fucking shit because it requires one or both of them to be completely out of character

Requires Bruce to go out with a girl who ain't a whore, and/or it requires Diana to not be a whore.

Both are seemingly impossible to do whenever DC reboots the universe. It's amazing.

If you have only read Tom King's shit, sure.

Harley cucks that faggot Joker with his greatest enemy, Bruce cucks Selina with one of her friends. Bruce and Harley make each other better, Harley heals and so does Bruce in his own way. Get to see Harley's bat costume.

Sold, who do I have to kill to get this done?

People with good taste. It'll never happen.

>It'll never happen.
>a shit homoship of two heterosexual men will never happen
shocked.

Gotham is Tim Drake's Waifu. Or maybe it's the other way around.
But not Bruce.

Even ignoring King, its still written as shit

Talia tries to bring out Bruce's worst instincts and impulses though. Selina, perhaps unintentionally, brings out his best.