Would you bang Melania?

How loyal are you to Donald Trump?
Would you?

No

no gtfo

Is water wet Pedro?
Build the wall faggot

No. To touch the God-emperor's wife is a grave sin.

Get to work beaner you've got a wall to build

Anyone who wouldn't is gay.

Rape sounds more exciting

The only problem is she being 5 inches taller than me, that would be weird

Of course.
fags

if the god emperor requests it so it shall be

Faggots

My ex gf was slovene.

Now i think of her every time i see the Flotus on TV.

Fuck.

She's not my type.
Too tall and would probably make fun of my penis size.

Donald can have her.

No, not my type.

Heretics detected. Your deportation is scheduled.

Get back on your side of the wall.

Absolutely not. Pls delete this thread. Very disrespectful. So offensive.

I'd be scared. She seems like too much woman for me. She wouldn't enjoy it at all

I'd bang her clone, or a chick that looked just like her, but her........no thanks.
I still like breathing to much and Trump doesn't strike me as a cuck......

I'm not a disgusting adulterer.

Yes. I'd bang Ivanka, too.
Preferably both at the same time.

Angry cat plastic surgery face is not attractive.

But she was actually pretty when she was really young.

I thought she was kind of odd looking.

Like bad plastic surgery around the eyes. But I saw some pic from when she was a bit younger and I can see why the Donald was into her.

you are now aware Francine looks like Tiffany

No, but if it was Ivanka, I don't think I could resist.

if he wanted me to cuck him i would

Damn, too bad she doesn't look like that stuff.

whats wrong with her face

Well I've never been a partisan so fuck yes i would

>98244065

That's notorious coalburner Heidi Klum, not Melania Trump.

If the emperor desires my services. Otherwise, never.

Even if I had no moral sense or respect for Trump the Emperor would send my ass to Gitmo.

Fuck no.

Manlet beaner detected!

No. Family manservant would be a sweet job though.

fetal alcohol syndrom thingy

Powerful women turn me on so god damn much im sorry for being a cuck i just want to lick her shoes while she berates my pathetically small penis

If you do then you become president

Nah, he's the wife to most powerful man on the planet. Wouldn't even dare to dream of it.

nope
sry m8
adultery is sinful

>on the one hand, she is the God empress. Literally every man's dream

>on the other hand, this would be a disrespect to the God emperor.

I'd rather keep my head and our wall, thanks

would you if donald gave you permission?

She's fucking gorgeous. 9.7/10.

I'd dick her clone, not her tho. Trump would waterboard me

No, I am loyal to God and President Trump.

Incessantly and relentlessly.

no
but i would an ivanka

Fuck no. Trump would reward me for my loyalty with a qt waifu too.

> Would you bang Melania?
Nah, I'm not into ugly OLD HAGS

>4-8 years of torture
y even live

>those shoes
What a nasty bitch whore . I'd cut her ugly whore feet off.

i have several thoughts about this

first of all, I don't owe him anything, she is the one that should be faithful to him, not me.
that being said, it is disrespectful to desire and/or take another man's woman, it's something I wouldn't do knowingly.
adding to that line of thought, if the affair came to light things would not be pretty, both in the public and private lives of everyone involved.

his daughter, on the other hand, is an entirely different topic. a sexy, sexy topic

You better prepare to be sent back in January, Achmed

NO her pussy carries the "Sacred" semen of the GOD EMPEROR of the EMPIRE

I am now aware..........thanks user!

>even in the fantasy that Trump himself grants you a qt waifu she is a cripple
Do not let yourself be cucked, strive for greatness.

no.

5 ft higher, Juan

me on the left

Fuck off and bow to our new empress

only if Trump watched

is this a alien???

But a wheelchair bitch is great, she can't run away.
Fuck you. High-heel wearing whorrs are nasty bitches.

butthurt manleta

>her pussy has given birth and been exploited by donald's girthy, 9-inch penis twice a day for years

no thanks lmoa

In an absolute second, yes.

Nah she's fucking gross, just not my type, I'm sure she's hot to some but I think she looks weird af

>eurotrash uneducated stripper who can barely speak english

they warn us about these girls before we visit

Melania speaks 5 languages fluently user. she's not uneducated for not knowing our barbarian snow germanic language

The fuck are you talkig about?

>fluently
She can barely speak English, and there's been zero proof she can speak anything other than her native language.

And she's literally uneducated. Her high school was equivalent to 6th grade in America, and she dropped out of college almost immediately to pursue modeling.

Uneducated.

it's all in the wikipedia biography folks.

Wew, that's almost a perfect waifu! The last first lady looked like a chimp so it's all good.

Oh shit, I'll take this at face value! Is there any way I can rescind my vote for Melania as First Lady?

We voted on that, right?

>bang
No. Cunnilingus out of respect to the global uncuckening yes

oh its like your opinion man

>not wanting a irl katawa shoujo

no but i'd bang ivanka

Duh

negative

It would be better if they just had Trump's daughter do all the first lady stuff. At least she is well spoken and has a decent educational back ground.

Trump's wife sounds like she can hardly string two words together and I doubt that some vampy trophy wife model drop out even has any pet issues to go after. She is going to go for childhood education? School lunch programs? I can't picture her wanting to doing anything. She hooked up with very old but rich man to be a do nothing trophy wife.

She did not sign up for any of this, she just had no choice.

I find the traditional supermodel look aesthetically pleasing, however not necessarily sexually desirable

it's sort of like looking at a nice animal something

>She hooked up with very old but rich man to be a do nothing trophy wife.
She was financially set before they were married. She did not need a marriage of convenience.

do you think you as a wet back would ever get a text back

She is too...asiatic

RAPE MELANIA

>She was financially set before they were married

She was a D list at best model. You think she was racking Hedi Klum coin over in Sevnica!? She had a couple year run here but again, D list no name level model. She was far from life time set back in 1998 when she went gold digging.

I'll give Trump credit for not kicking her to the curb and getting yet another younger level wife but you figure they met when he was in his early 50s. Plus he needed a certain type of woman to buy into the whole tacky gold everything vibe he has always been rocking. It's not like he has ever been a good looking dude, it's just the coin and power that comes with it in NY at least.

Checked.
Asiatic how?

she'll only be crippled after I bang her

neutral canthal tilt != asiatic

I want to worship her legs while she talks to me with that accent.

I dont like bolt on tits, so now thanks.

not THAT loyal...

To be real though, all women are basically gold digging trophy wives.

I have respect for her since she seems to actually be a pretty good mother. Barron seems like the only good kid to be in the White House in a long ass time. Bush's daughters were trash, same with Obama's, and Chelsea Clinton is supertrash. She passes the most important test of womanhood.

no joke!

Ivanka - trash, Eric - trash, Tiffany - trash, Donal Jr seems decent
So only two good sons

If I even think about it, I die inside.

No. Too much plastic surgery.

No, because I have herpes.
That would be rude.

what I have to do to have a woman like this

jesus fuck, I woke up to work every day, I study, I go to the gym

has Kek forgotten me?

Be rich

The question is irrelevant, because Melania would not have sex with any of us.

To be fair though, Melania is only the mother of Barron (I think?).

The older ones look like regular American Psycho Wall Street types, like they're going to sue each other over inheritance.

Barron is like Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics. Nice quiet youngest one just thrown into this whole thing.

Really is like something out of a Dostoevsky novel.