I want the first woman president to be somebody I would fuck

I want the first woman president to be somebody I would fuck.

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>tfw Ivanka won't fart to you over the phone

Would you drag your dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fast through a walkie-talkie? Cause I would.

Fast? Like not eat for the day?

Whatever floats your boat, fag.

>I want the first woman president to be somebody I would fuck.

Yeah but I heard she converted to Judaism bud :/

I'm a Trump fan... but once you go Jew I'm pretty sure you're spoiled goods.

why would she do that even jews dont believe in judaism

I just want to cuck the Democrats out of getting the first female president

I wont take my dick out. Last time I did it was cold and I was running through the streets naked. The two dont mix.

This Aryan goddess sits on her golden throne before you and commands

"Kneel and kiss my feet, peasant."

Elizabeth Warren?

>Hillary missed out on her last chance to become the first ever female US President
>spends what left of her life grooming Chelsea for that spot
>Ivanka Trump announces that she will also be running for President
>come 2024, it's Chelsea vs Ivanka, Clinton vs Trump
>Not only does Clinton lose AGAIN, but Ivanka Trump becomes the first ever female US President, the one thing Hillary has worked on towards for the entirety of her small, miserable life

I want the first woman president to be someone who deserves it.

Like a girl who witnessed her parents killed by immigrants or something, but grew up focused and resolute.

Oodles of charisma, plain and unassuming looks, but not ugly or embittered.

Literal female Mosely/Farage/Trump/Hitler whatever, purely for charisma and vigour levels.

...it'll never happen, but one can dream

>all right, you can stop now
>uhm, seriously, stop
>this is getting creepy
>GUARDS!

I'd sniff and lick her feet clean 2bqh

Nah, no race-mixing.

You can't run for president if you're in prison on RICO charges

the fact that you're oblivious to the retardation in your post is astounding

noice

Holy fucking shit. I had no idea her foot game was THIS tight. Post more now.

Here's to 4 years of tulsiposting

it's doable.
you just need to kill everyone with knowledge of the operation periodically.

Groom her to politics, etc.

Cmon bro. A president is going to be at least 45 if not 55 to even get any consideration. Unless youre into grannies, you are shit out of luck

I know this is fake, but god damn this has to be the sexiest picture of 2016. What a beautiful woman

>not having a rumbly hungry tummy fetish
pleb

stop, my dick can only get so hard

>pic related
oh god its all coming back to me

its not fake its the x ray effect you can do in adobe...there are guides for it

How 'bout this chick

>vet
>pro-gun
>anti islamic extremism
>anti-refugee
>anti-establishment
>anti-TPP

She's Sup Forums's natural progressivefu

would grub by the pussy

M O M M Y

terrible facial structure and why so much concealer?

...

plebs

the only dem worth voting for

Where the old school pics of jill

>that filename

youre right my fellow heterosexual, id give her a maximum of 2/10

>Woman
>Brown
>Loves illegal spics

Thats 3 strikes right there.

> Hindu

Know your place.

>takes shekels

Jesus, is that a real pic? I can literally see her tits in their entirety through that.

Give it time, lad. She kept herself safe by refusing to endorse Clinton right 'til the very end. Alas, the public will not be receptive to ANY dem candidate being seriously floated - we both know Trump won with a real popular majority.

Keep Tulsifu on the back-burner until the next year sorts itself out. Don't make her a "meme" candidate at this point, it's just disrespectful.

>first female president is a hot as fuck MILF daughter of the first God Emperor of America
MY DICK.

You wouldn't fuck Melania? Low test

It's been edited, but those are her tits. It involves fucking with the pic textures.

no fucking way

also Gabbard isn't completely clean. She takes Addleson's money, and therefore a Rep from Hawai'i opposes online gambling.

photoshop technique, code named X-Ray. You don't have clearance, son.

wtf im horny now

What would be the GIMP equivalent of that?
...asking for a friend...

How the hell is she a democrat?

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can i get a /thread

10/10 ja papukaijamerkki, would recommend

>>Woman
>>Brown
>>Loves illegal spics

>Thats 3 strikes right there.

Name me a fuckable woman president who isn't a woman

I would fuck Hillary. She's probably into all kinds of kinky shit.

Looking at this picture alone it feels like she ran for president just to make her college grandkids happy "Grandma, you should run for president, hahah I would vote for you!"

same desu, but i'd want to make sure that she's at least not some libtard.

HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG WHAT A BAAAAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEE

dennis kucinish was fucking based way back when but he was also a fucking cuck

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look at how long her fucking tibias are

she must be at least 6'0 tall

it's not fair

...

As long as she's competent and is the best choice. That's best choice not best woman choice.

Sauce?

Would be top MILF if she was 10-15 years younger.

I would wreck her so fucking hard and smell and lick her feet all day, goddamn.

im rock solid

>Sauce
i remade the thread since it seems to have disappeared

>first lady
>slavic shit

This pretty much. Can you imagine how pissed the feminists would be if the first female president was a pro-life, pro-gun republican? We need to fight for this. Ivanka will be 43 in 2024, that's old enough.

Hawaii is just a different place.

Plus among the leaked emails is the DNC threatening to cut her funding if she doesn't go with party politics again. I bet she can keep winning Hawaii as an independent. Sup Forums needs to make a SUPERPAC for independent candidates.

>I want the first woman president to be somebody I would fuck.
that is inadvisable

she's american born

what makes a good foot game? i have never understood the foot fetish

> pro-life
Fuck it

>i have never understood the foot fetish
it's a black male thing

We'll see how she looks is in 8 years

We don't do super PACs, we do meme magic. It's far more potent, as we just proved.

Nah. It's cause genitals and feet are eight next to each other on the sensory cortex. As a result, sometimes when somebody plays with your feet you can feel it in your dick and vice versa. Add to this an element of humiliation and taboo and you get a fetish that 10-20% of people worldwide are involved with. Tbh I don't even see it as a weird thing anymore. It's definitely less weird than being homosexual and just a tad weirder than liking hands

her head is square

Not every pregnant woman is an alcoholic or hooked on krokodil, Ivan.

Exactly

What is going on with Sup Forums? Half the threads is 404, yet they remain in catalog

It's because of pizza. Someone must have finally found something big and mods are frantically trying to stop it from spreading.

So you're saying you'd fuck Warren then?

I would love for Ivanka to become our President one day she is very sharp,intelligent, amazingly beautiful and assertive. Hands down she would have my vote. I mean you guys should really look up her interviews.

Ugly af feet desu

No, I wouldn't.

ITT: a virgin masturbator shunned by society and women