What the fuck could Frozen 2 possibly be about?

What the fuck could Frozen 2 possibly be about?

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They fuck. You know who.

>Anna
>Elsa
>Singing
>Oh silly Olaf
>Kristoff is weird
>oh no our sisterhood is in trouble
>love saves the day

I do.

Elsa falling in love with me

money

HAHAHA... thanks user.. I needed a good laugh today.

It's gonna be about Anna confessing her love for me

Elsa and Spider-Man go to the mall (AND EAT POOP?!)

something stupid with a stupid song that every stupid person will stupidly eat up.

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Elsa turns out to be the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler and begins a reign of authoritarianism and fascism in Arendale, conquering neighborhood countries and killing all those who are not pure blood in ice-chambers.

Incest

You should be tortured for eternity.
Tastes this shit should be banned.

Elsa and/or Anna. If I were take a wild guess.

...

Wait a minute... there is porn about this.

The life of bjorgman

Anna turning into a fire elemental.

I'm someone who grew up watching/reading the Snow Queen, so I originally hated Frozen. I still do, but I ended up really liking Helsa.

It's going to about Sami culture. But no one will give a shit because everyone wants more Elsa.

> Ok i tell ya
A lot of ice
Massive explosion
A lot of machine guns
Serious Drifting on ice
Rape seen a lot of it
Hans been killed quite badly
And happy every after until TV series and Frozen 3 in 2020 ... I think.

Shut up Elsa

Elsa becomes The Snow Queen again, Anna and Kristoff gear up to trek the mountains and fuck her up every which way and then some.

No Hans, no Olaf, maybe like 2 scenes of the trolls but definitely no fucking songs from them.

Reminder that the alternate name for Midsummer, the most popular holiday in Sweden, is St. Hans Day.

Many people paid for 23 minutes shit Olaf adventure as all of you can see
It will print the Money Frozen 2

The Bogdanoffs arrival on Earth and the end of mysticism.

I sure hope it's about Elsa raping the living
FUCK out of me for 2 straight hours

the heck... why is this a thing?

Raimi frozen?

they had to sit through that borefest because they were waiting for funny mexican skeletons.

Little Match Girl, but aged up with fire powers. Hanz tries to use her to kill Elsa and take the kingdom. But Elsa and...Mattie, start to grow close. Eventually Mattie turns on Hans and becomes Queen consort.

Also Anna is pregnant, but she still wants to be a knight so hides it from everyone even Elsa and Kristoff

Global warming.

lesbian incest

Because it is beautiful. A man who did grave wrongs repenting to someone who came so close to doing even worse wrongs.

Hans is s piece of shit that should nevet be seen again, and Elsa will have a beautiful lesbian relationship with a latino princess

They have a son and a daughter, duh.

Am I the only one who thinks it would be amazing to have a reverse of this in Frozen 2? Elsa speaking to a chained Hans.

Also, $10 says Elsa's father had those chains designed specifically for Elsa.

sweet sisterly sex

Who knows, the only way I can imagine for them to go is to stick to the original concept of the first one in which Elsa´s power where actually killing people and she kind off turned into a villain, I guess it would make sense considering the rock troll´s prophecy at the beginning

Frozen 2: The Last Airbender.

No, that has to be reserved for the next Tangled movie. Tangled 2: The Last Hairbender.

Anna is discovered as being adopted, they can finally show their love for each other.

Oh, you.

Though now that you bring up Tangled, I wonder if there will be a crossover episode.

What would the odds be of Disney making a female version of HG Wells' "The Time Machine" as an excuse to bring Moana into the Frangled timeline and making a three- to four-way crossover?

The rocks are leading Rapunzel to Norway. Elsa is the inheritor of the moondrop.

Wouldn't it be "preincarnation" then or something?

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Something like the French Revolution, but in Scandinavia.
Can't wait for the guillotine scene.

Ice Age 6

About making lots of MONEEEYYYY!

I’m really hoping that it has something to do with Elsa cutting off Arendelle’s trade to Wesleton fucking up the economy of both countries and causing civil unrest in the commoners, and Elsa needs to realize and correct this before a rebellion or war or coup happens, and step up and be a real politician and leader.

Hopefully with a nod to the original snow queen story by introducing the highwaymen bandits, and possibly with the rebellion led by Hans. Kind of a ‘actions have consequences’ plot.

I doubt we’ll get any political intrigue, though, and I dunno how they’d fit magic ice powers and trolls into it, though I suppose the running theme of familial love could still fit with a potential falling out between Anna and Elsa because Elsa needs to attend to her duties as queen and Anna just keeps fucking shit up, eventually being resolved with the discovery that Anna has a hidden talent for diplomacy and appointing her an important position as princess so that she can be included and help run the kingdom too.

But yeah like I said, it’s not magical enough.

I kind of want them to introduce a new character to ship Hans with, who turns out to be a con artist disguised as a princess who is trying to set up a sham marriage with Hans while he is simultaneously doing the same thing to her. They’re both destined to fail because neither one has any power but neither of them realize it. That’d be a cute sideplot for him and makes more sense than Helsa.

Jennifer Lee said Hans had them made "just in case".

If Frozen Heart is canon then Hans was physically and emotionally abused growing up. Hell there's a scene in the book where his brothers are throwing brad at him, he remarks they usually throw plates, then he pushes a splinter into his thumb to ignore it. They're kind of perfect for each other. Elsa's parents did abuse her emotionally about her powers. They're two extremes at different ends of the spectrum.

Indoctrinating children into accepting incest as a natural part of life.

A Gaston-esque character sets out to destroy winter and the snow queen whatsherface.

I really never doubted his line just before “Love is an Open Door” where he says that two of his brothers pretended he was literally invisable for two whole years. It doesn’t sound that bad at first glance, but that shit is fucking brutal when you really let it sink in.

Why isn't Kristoff and Elsa a more popular ship?

Did they even talk to each other?

Making money

wrong

FROZEN 2: FROZENER: THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

So...
It will be a threesome or they just like leaving Olaf watching

Because nobody cares about Kristoff. He's apple pie- good, warm, ordinary. Nobody objects to apple pie, but it's not exciting or challenging. He's not a charming prince. He's not even a man's man. Kristoff is just kinda there.

>Elsa will have a beautiful lesbian relationship with a latino princess

Kristelsa used to have some supporters in the early stage of the fandom, but the shorts have made it clear that Elsa doesn't like Kristoff at all.

I kind of like that her personality has been revealed as literally "frosty," at least around anyone other than Anna. It's a nice change of pace from the typical friend-of-everyone Disney female.

You. I like you. I have this kind or visceral need for Frozen 2 to be a political thriller. Cause really, Elsa running her damn country is the only place you can go from here. You've got this uber popular character who happens to be a queen, let her be a queen!

That face is perfect. "Oh dear. This is my future brother-in-law."

And really, can you blame her? Kristoff is a stand up guy, sure, but he's also a weird, possibly schizophrenic mountain man who was raised by the creatures who contributed to her life being utterly fucked up. A bit awkward, naturally.

The unkindled ash arrives to break Elsa's hold over the country and bring flame to Arendelle.

>you’ve got this uber popular character who happens to be a queen, let her be a queen!

I think Disney did a pretty decent job of setting up a princess character as a leader and political figure in Moana so I have confidence they could at least do it if they tried.

Do you think they'll try and improve the animation for the sequel?
Tangled looked MILES better this film.

Elsa tolerates Kristoff, though generally she is digusted by him. She only puts up with him because he is shagging Anna.

If Elsa ever loses her fuse with Anna (they ought to be constantly on the fringe), she'll have nobody.

Elsa needs more than Anna & Olaf.

A "crossover" with elements of Norse mythology(The Aesir, giants, dragons). Also Elsa will have a love interest that dresses in red and blue and is voiced by Tom Holland.

It's a miracle Frozen was released at all.

She just needs someone that knows how to handle her.

>Elsa needs more than Anna & Olaf

I wish the franchise would introduce Elsa and Anna’s two main servants as characters. I think in interviews it’s been stated that their names are Gerda and Kai in reference to the original Snow Queen story. They should be like the Alfreds to Elsa and Anna’s Batman, who were around as the only staff all while they were growing up and after their parents died, but they only ever appear in the background.

I'm seriously hoping for a redemption arc on the bad guy and at the end he wins the elsabowl

>Little Match Girl, but aged up

You can age out of Heaven?

>What the fuck could Frozen 2 possibly be about?
they sort of glossed over the potentially interesting topic of creating sentient life forms out of ice. that could be explored in a pretty sophisticated way, along with some relationship drama and comedy thrown in to keep things light.

You mean for the Duke of Weselton? Yeah, I could watch that.

Black male character is introduced and Elsa falls in love with him. It wouldn't surprise me in the fucking slightest with the way Disney have been carrying on lately.

In some traditions yes you can. Hell is eternal but heaven is only a few hundred years before you're booted back to earth to try and fuck up again.

It looks like Kristoff is getting more screentime, at least judging by the suggestions that there was research into groups like the Sami. Maybe tie it into the concept of family by having the loner try to reconnect with his people while also showing the politics of state and sub-group interactions (similar to how the Sami interact with the states of Norway, Sweden, and Finland).

On a more fantastical note, they could go back to The Snow Queen and include elements not used in the first movie like the Old Woman who knew magic (along with the other two elder women), the crows/ravens, a setting like the thieves' den in the form of an abandoned castle, etc.

In the book Elsa's parents have her in a heated dome to help her control her powers. It's not a surprise she had a giant complex about them.

>thought it would be an incest pic
>best ship instead
Bless

I will forever be salty that Disney's adaptation of The Snow Queen was frozen, because this means we'll never get an actual adaptation.

>Wealthy African King
>Brings advanced African technology and philoshophy
>Elsa is swept off her feet
>Out with the old and in with the new
>Elsa and Anna realize that their culture is inferior to black culture
>Kristoff objects but everyone realizes he is just a racist troll anyway
>Everyone else begins submitting to the new black king
>Elsa lives happily ever after now that she has finally checked her privilege

>Elsa being a magical Queen draws the attention of other Magic users, who start coming to her kingdom hoping to escape persecution.
>This causes problems

>Elsa creates a school for gifted youngsters
>a frightened young man named James Howlett appears in the last scene

And which book is this?

The soviet adaptation is fine enough for me.

The Soviet film left such an impact on me that every time i imagine the generic Snow Queen I imagine its set in Russia.

The Great Northern War

Anna and Kristoff are getting married and idk foreign dignitary stuff and silly olaf bullshit.

A Frozen Heart. It's a Disney sanctioned Frozen novel. It has the backstory to both Hans and Elsa.

...

[The Duke of Weselton reaches for the crystal ball with shaking hands].
>Yes, The Queen is here.
>What's going on over there, Elsa?
>Why, My Lord. Whatever do you mean?
>Elsa, I...
[An Operator shows him a sealed document and he looks at it]
>I have um... you're throwing everything you've got at us Elsa. We're supposed to be Allies, you maniac. I'm the on that put you on the throne!
>Listen very carefully. I'm not your pet, My Lord. We Arendelles have a legancy to consider!
>I don't gave a bronze coin about your legacy. You call them off. Elsa, you call them off. You know, we'll retaliate.
[Looking up towards Anna, who disappears in smoke]
>Oh, don't be so sure My Lord.
[Freezes and shatters the ball with her hand]

>[Operator] Sir.
>Verification?
>The frozen storm is at the gates
>My God. It's time to hit back, make it happen.
>Yes sir.
[The scene goes to 2 operators standing in a watchtower on a top of a mountain near a huge pyre]
>Operator #1: We have confirmation. Ready to signal to every kingdom.
>Operator #2: [Sets torches in fire] Armed.
[A strange smoke appears out of nowhere and Operator #1 becomes weird]
>Operator #2: 10 minutes until the storm arrives. Take one and go to the other side.
[Operator #1 takes out his crossbow]
>Operator #2: What? We have set the pyre on fire before it will be soaked...
[Operator #1 drops his torch in the oil barrel]
[the Watchtower explodes and the pyre falls into the chasm below]

>Is it done, Anna?
[Anna revealing himself]
>No, My Queen. It has only begun.

Geez, melodrama much? Elsa ain't the friggin Lich Queen. Calm down with that.

>Anna revealing himself
What did writefag mean by this?

Speaking of Kristoff, there's that fan theory about the trolls kidnapping Kristoff and wiping his memories of his parents. It's not too far-fetched since there's a lot of folklore about trolls stealing human children, and since one of the trolls decides to adopt Kristoff before the movie ever stated that he very conveniently happens to be an orphan. We also know that the trolls in Frozen universe can erase people's memories. And in their Fixer-upper song, they even discuss getting Anna's fiance out of the way (which prompted another theory: that they used their powers to influence Hans' mind and actions too).

The first movie's famous for its unexpected villain. What are the chances the sequel would play with this too? What if some of the characters set up as good guys in the first movie turned out to be something else, and what if they acknowledged just how shady the trolls look like? Could it work, or would it be better if this stuff stayed as nothing more but a grim fan theory?

That would be the cop out of the century. Boo.