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NZ Quake thread 2 - Winston will save us edition
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Tyler Rivera
Dunno whether or not to take this tsunami warning seriously
I'm like a 10 minute walk from New Brighton
Chase Howard
yeah idk, wait and see i guess but if yuo die you die
Dylan Gutierrez
Hope it did as little damage as possible.
All my condolescences, Kiwi brothers
Isaac Bell
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Noah Evans
ty italy
Joshua Stewart
ppl definitely died tonight
Lincoln Morris
Are kiwifags inherently shitposters?
Brayden Russell
Get to high grounds, post picks of liberals drowning.
Brody Watson
as a geologist, when playing around with a fault like this dont risk it
it was shallow and strong which could easily diplace landmass of the coast and trigger a major tsunami
David Torres
probably lad, only 15km depth, lasted a while so even tho not super strong probably did damage
Xavier Scott
ITS HAPPENING
Ryan Clark
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Hell yeah they did
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Josiah Davis
On the brighter side this can become reality under Winny P.
Wyatt Price
Hudson Ortiz
Down in Dunedin here. I was kidding around earlier but now they've issued a tsunami warning but there's no sirens and I'm unsure as to what to do.
Juan Gutierrez
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Gavin Bell
Stay safe kiwibros
Kayden Gomez
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Wyatt Allen
Damage in Picton
Aaron Wood
Is sheep shagger tv usually like this?
Nathaniel Adams
Bless you user
Camden Roberts
All anglos are m8
Tyler Bailey
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staged but with actual tv personalities
Joshua Moore
>tfw Auckland never gets any natural disasters
Even better is when people act like the fact it's built on dormant volcanoes is a big deal.
Kevin Clark
Remember when all those people died in 2004? That's because they weren't warned, get to high grounds!
Tsunamis aren't shitposting when they strike.
Justin Morris
anyone else feel that?
geonet says it was centered here in the wairarapa tho so idk if you did, was only 3.8
Dylan Rivera
just the maori channel. do you guys have an abo channel?
Easton Phillips
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Yes
Also, is anyone gonna bet on the death toll?
Ayden Mitchell
*wellington not wairarapa idk why i wrote that
Logan Lopez
what the...?
Ethan Jones
Fuck I wanna destroy Nadia Lim
Dylan Nguyen
all 50 are going to blow at once so we are fucked
Sebastian Gutierrez
TSUNAMI WARNING FOR ENTIRE NZ EAST COAST OH SHIT WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE
Logan Scott
yea, they had the tracker on one day and all the deaths were censored
Evan Walker
ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO KIWI NEWS?
Leo Hernandez
If I were yall I would quietly head to high ground for the next little while.
Henry Hall
oh shit
mirror.co.uk
>Widespread death and destruction feared
Robert Wood
OH MY JESUS RUN
Angel Jackson
fuck the news geonet.org.nz
Hunter Cox
>google it
>fallen furniture
>messy rooms
>power outages
I guess that must count as a tragedy for a first world country.
Matthew Ward
How much lads?
Had an earthquake here too days ago
It feels relaxing
Nathaniel Morris
I'm sure we'll be fine, the civil defence group are a bunch of shit posters
Justin Jenkins
I will miss you Australia with a better flag.
Wyatt Taylor
We're on CNN lads.
Nathaniel Scott
Apparently 2 meter waves at Kaikoura nigga move inland
Oliver Hernandez
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Adam Jones
New Zealand news sources:
www.nzherald.co.nz
www.stuff.co.nz
Leo Martinez
>2 meters
Nigga no seawalls?
Juan Wilson
I just looked out my window and saw a huge fucking wave headed to kiwi land. Hope your sheep float mates.
Jonathan Adams
nah nz is pretty shit infrastructure tbqh lad, especially when you consider how often we have quakes and shit
Matthew Perez
Heck yeah
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Evan Harris
My loins swell more than that
Matthew Diaz
We are fucken famous, we did it. Now we can die.
Christopher Smith
Press F to pay respects to Australia's Canada
Blake Powell
Is this fag gonna start his own party or what?
Christopher Thompson
thanks jebus the pakis are safe
Camden Bell
So when you're shagging the sheep and an earthquake happens do you stop and lead dolly to a doorway, take a moment and let the earth do some of the work, or use the moment to really make her bleat?
Mason Torres
Well considering the shit that happened in christchurch before
Why are your building codes shit? At least buildings from the 80's in ours can withstand a 7.2 before modern retrofitting techniques
Bentley Lewis
Maybe now pipe trades will be in high demand.
Samuel Price
You do this
Daniel Reed
RIP NZ
Liam Morris
Were these built before or after the modern retrofitting techniques?
Camden Bailey
PLEASE STAY SAFE KIWIS! PROTECT THE SHEEP!
Evan Fisher
Anthony Watson
Sorry to hear that man. I hope nothing too serious happens. My prayers are with you.
Charles Ramirez
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Dominic Johnson
Fuck me the relies will be complaining about this for the next 2 years.
Tyler Nguyen
Colton Anderson
Those were illegal settlers m8. I fucking hate those cunts. It's obvious that they don't follow the building code. If ever an EQ strikes they're fucking dead and we'll be asking for gibs again internationally
Mason Evans
Fuck is this because of the super moon?
Is this Tsunami legit, I have family in kaikoura right by the water.
FUCCCCCCCCCCK
Jack Kelly
we dont want your terroirst prayers
Asher Cruz
Yeah, waves are hitting.
Parker Miller
That's not the french flag
Nicholas Stewart
Holy fucking shit this is great
Get em to higher ground
Isaac Ortiz
Don`t worry a news crew will catch the footage and win a prize. There good at flying over disasters and not helping anyone.
Dylan Powell
F
Logan Lopez
You guys are insane...
>multiple severe earthquakes
>shitpost Sup Forums
WTF
Adrian Nelson
according to twitter 2 meter wave hit kaikoura, but idk maybe bullshit
how strong is a 2 meter tsunami i have no idea
Hudson Richardson
if the wave hits tasmania we might not lose the cricket
Charles Smith
2 metres is fucking huge
Adam Young
They're fine m8
a person tall
Easton Powell
2 meters is like high tide in a storm. If there sea defence is good then no problem If not then houses get swept away.
Bentley Rogers
If Red Crescent sends aid, be sure to not use them and give them to people who need it.
Charles Ortiz
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Austin Roberts
Not that much if you aren't standing on the fucking beach
Aaron Gutierrez
Not very tall, it's barely taller than a person
Levi Allen
RIP Kaikoura
Carter Kelly
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Kayden Cooper
Kiwis have twigs as seawall
Justin Gonzalez
and just remember m8, it's not a wave in the usual sense, it's literally a wall of water, the sea has raised 2m
Asher Lewis
oh man, the destruction...
Easton Green
The ocean rises 2 m towards you... What do you think?
Jason Cooper
na mate red cross is what we get...less kebabas and body hair
Austin Reyes
>If there sea defence is good
We have none lol rip
Elijah Walker
i know how tall it is lol, i just didn't know how strong a wave that high would be
thank you jap
Kayden Thomas
fuq
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Nathaniel Garcia
>If there sea defence is good
fuuuuck
Joshua Mitchell
It'll wreck your shit if you build your house by the beach
Nathaniel Ross
fucking wavelets