Amazing Spider-Man

Storytime, wherein our hero fights Ted Cruz

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Your mind is fucking busted you reprehensible feminist bitch.
Jump off a cliff cunt.

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You seem upset, user.

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He is not even mad over book. He is mad over character's existence.

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Imagine being this mad over a shitty funny book.

I am mad at what she has be made into.

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Well that's not interesting. So much for magic.

Who the fuck is this

Magneto

What a wasted opportunity.

Why does Tombstone have an "M" on his chest?

Why is Logan suddenly super important to this now?

Slott played to Spiderman PS1 games recently?

Where's Cletus?

>Exactly one year since I trapped Scorpio in the Zodiac Vault
NO. Goddamnit Marvel.
You can't just ignore the concept of Marvel time by having a year go by in-universe when not even 2 years have gone by in the real world. It fucks up the timeline of everything else, and if you add up every "1 year since X" we've had, you'll end up with a 30 year-old Peter Parker. It's just dumb and short-sighted.

Loki is sorcerer supreme??

Those guards should have just shot them immediately. Especially when those 2 morons wasted precious seconds looking at each other.

They always do that all the time though. I was reading up on 90s stuff couple years back and you had the same thing going around from X-Men to New Warriors.

And then their whole 'sliding timescale' just retcons everything to 'yeah ACHEWLLY it was just a few months. sawwe huehuehue'

>wherein our hero fights Ted Cruz
I understood that reference

Carnage is dangerous and all, but not THAT dangerous compared to other things.

>Anna Maria

I was wondering if she'd ever show up again.

He's scouting his old pals to forma a team to the next event.

Thanks, OP.

It figures that the one time I would've been okay with him using Otto again, he uses Norman instead. No Earth-616 Monster Ock for me.

Yes you have!

Turns out that was the Chameleon trying to free Carnage

The fans are pretty petty.

Another forgettable issue

So, why did Zodiac "need" to do this before the hour was over? His device wasn't going anywhere.

>being triggered by literally nothing
wew user

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>Green Carnage

How has this not happened yet? Giving a symbiote to Osborn seems so logical.

Who knows, not counting the AU one from Venomverse this is the first time Carnage has been seen or mentioned since his ongoing ended.

>>Green Carnage
It's Red Goblin actually.

>Peter's meh expression on the unmasked half of his face

>you'll end up with a 30 year-old Peter Parker

Isn't he 30 already?

Those two already shot a bunch of guards right in front of them, there's no reason for the rest to hesitate.

And that series didn't end with Cletus separated from his costume, either. Couldn't Norman have hunted down Lee Price instead?

>x character is now y

Haven't seen this gem of an idea from Slott in a while.

How new are you? Until he died Logan was the main character of every book marvel published

>So much for magic.

To be fair, Carnage has a magical element now. Last time we saw the Carnage symbiote was in Conway's Carnage solo series, where the symbiote got enhanced by the Darkhold.

I bet Slott didn't even bother to read that book, though, and has zero idea that any of that happened.

>thinking Slott wouldn't shill his OCs

How new are you?

>So, why did Zodiac "need" to do this before the hour was over?

To make Slott's stupid plot sound important.

that's what I was wondering about

fuckign zodiac

Agree.

So they're stealing the carnage symbiote.

>vol 3

Is Nick Lowe the worst editor Marvel has ever had? This is volume 4.

user, did your parents hit you when you were born?

I didn't. I accept enlightening.

>knowyourmeme.com/memes/ted-cruz-zodiac-killer

>red Goblin is Carnage Goblin

Dumb. I'd take another cliche like Harry being a good goblin again.

The answer to any problem.

HOW ORIGINAL

Yeah. The current Doctor Strange ongoing is pretty good. You should check it out. Certainly better than Slott's mediocrity.

Okay, these are just getting pathetic...

There are worst things Bobbi has done to be angry about but this? Kek, seriously?

I...actually liked that. I feel like that's the first time in a while we've seen Spidey actually think through a problem and beat it by himself.

Why do they think it's a good idea to keep all this crap in one place?

How do we know this isn't an AU carnage?

>Don't look so smug
He's wearing a mask.

She can tell by his body language. Look at him crossing his arms.

Imagine being this buttblasted about comic book time.

Is it true Slo tt is almost out as writter? I know he's moving o n to Ironman.

I am genuinely still unhappy that Parker Industries when to shit and Peter is stuck at the fucking Bugle again.

C'est la vie.
Which roughly translates to "That's how it is on this bitch of an earth".

*went to shit

>Under budget too
Well that's just stupid.

Weird. Carnage can't be far away from Cletus, so where in hell is he?

That's Wolverine, right? Why is he here? Well, I hope this means he will help Spidey against the Red Goblin.

havent cletus and his symbiote literally been one being since his death?

Then I guess they put Cleetus in a jar.

Lol slott already ripped this off back in superior spider-man when he had otto consider bonding with the venom symbiote

He straight up did bond with the Venom symbiote at one point. Didn't last passed the issue though.

So what exactly does Norman gain by giving himself a -20 vs fire?

You showed that cartoon character!

The Carnage Symbiote, thanks to the Dark Hold, is no longer effected by sonic attacks. I don't remember if they mentioned any change to fire resistance but I wouldn't be surprised if that has no effect either now. Though this assumes Slott actually knows those comics exist and has read them.

Isn’t this thing from the last Peter Parker arc in Ultimate Spider-Man, just prior to his death?

Who even cares about Spider-Man these days