Why do mcdonald burgers give a slight sedative effect?

why do mcdonald burgers give a slight sedative effect?
feels like i am on a small amount of valium now after eating a double quarter pounder.

Literally because you're literally eating literal shit.

i put a modicum of Valium in your burger

>double quarter pounder.
>double
>quarter
wouldn't that make it simply a "half pounder" tho?

If you eat it at their places they just wait for you to fall asleep and drag you in their underground factory where they force you to peel potatoes and stuff.

If you take it on the go they just send a van to get you.

Insulin?

Because it's two burgers in one burger.

Also, digesting meat and eating fatty food has a somewhat brain-dampening effect.

So the ancap memes about McDonald's having a private child army are true?

Because it's fat, greasy food.
That shit just makes you tired.

The massive influx of carbs increase blood sugar, which produces an insulin response. Either the blood sugar or the insulin is responsible for the feeling.

They have baby blood mixed in them

They have two patties. There is a half pound burger too with one patty

Because that would be one patty of higher end meat that is generally served medium rare when best, rather then two well done 1/4 lb pattys

If you say that the 15y.o. at the counter will start crying before they can find the "half pounder" button. Gotta keep it simple.

How do you think they sedate the cows before slaughtering them?

That's what food does to you, user.

They have a laxative effect on me.

Not sure what changed about their ingredients in the 2000's, but I stooped being able to eat the beef there without painting the porcelain.

> literally eating literal
liberal detected

I'm a mcslaver and this is true.

I knew there was a reason I felt drowsy after eating there.
Or maybe it's just my liver dying due to massive ammount of meds and alcohol.

the meat is from some third world animal farm where they kill the cows with massive amount of barbiturates and it stays in the meat

acknowledging the only correct answer

so i probably have diabetes then?