>In Mexico it's customary to bake a "gay cake" when somebody comes out of the closet. The whole community gathers about the newly proclaimed homosexuals while he eats the cake. Afterwards they never speak to the gay again - the cake symbolises the last good sentiment toward him. Once you've eaten your cake, you are no longer one of us. Many Mexican homosexuals prefer hanging themselves than eating the gay cake.
Does your country have gay cakes Sup Forums?
Oliver Torres
>Be Mexican-American >Come out as gay to family >They go to bakery to buy a gay cake and a shotgun >Bakery refuses to bake gay cake >Allowed to do so because of the Pence Cake act of 2019 Trump should have easily secured the gay Mexican vote
Levi Diaz
What's special about it? Does it contain aids blood or semen or something?
Anthony Hall
It looks delicious
Brayden Mitchell
Yeah, no.
When my cousin in Mexico came out as gay, my entire family beat his ass, disowned him and threw his ass out on the street.
There was no cake for him.
Adrian Howard
Don't do it mexibro.
Gavin Garcia
Probably taste gay.
Nolan Reed
What does gay taste like
Logan Wright
Pretty much this, never heard of this gay cake shit either but a few of my gay relatives got their shit kicked in worse than a BBC would
Camden Thompson
ass
Parker Mitchell
cum
Charles Bailey
lube, glitter and shame
Christian Scott
>There was no cake for him.
Parker Torres
chocolate covered banana
Matthew Wilson
like food coloring i imagine
Jacob Hernandez
Don't be fooled, it's just food coloring.
Hudson Sanders
But man, America treats the LGBT community soooo badly, like the worst in the world! They won't bake cakes for them and get all uppity about them getting married, ugh!
Brody Stewart
They're doing God's work.
Brandon Long
kinda salty
Easton Reed
Kek
Adrian Hall
>No cake Bad form dude
Bentley Wilson
>Be Mexican-American >Have to undermine my nationality to identify myself
Jackson Torres
Very fruity
Blake Long
What's wrong with being gay
Jordan Johnson
Nice shitpost without any sources, especially for a leaf.
Wyatt Young
>no cake
rude
Carson White
Pennies and milk
Nolan Perry
no more hyphenated Americans. Disown your Mexican nationality or you're going back
Thomas Fisher
What is it with fags and cakes? Seems like every faggot news story involves cake.