Did they do it?

Did they do it?

Yes.
They played patty cake.

imagine the baby

Lewd

?

Cartoons don't procreate unless the animator draws them a child.

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Like forty times a day.

Yes, that's why he was so spastic.
All the excess energy he would normally channel into sex had nowhere to go.

I like how by toon logic, Roger was actually the more attractive of the pair.

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oops, forgot it was a blue board :^)

Just a daily reminder that Jessica Rabbit was actually a Tijuana Bible toon in the original book!

Like rabbits.
He was the funny one.

Well of course. Toons value comedy more than anything else, and Roger was a stud. Jess was about the equivalent of a diner waitress because bombshell toons have limited range

Shouldn’t he have a ridiculous bulge?

Someone edit that.

When you think about it, in terms of what makes one attractive in toonworld, Jess has really only innuendo going for her on the surface. Albeit IT'S DIP shows she has some physical comedy range too. Rog being both a star toon and a fucking cartoon rabbit, it's exactly like an A-list actor falling for a nice but homely woman.

Well if you're gonna do that, then let's also remind them that in the book, Jessica had no real love for Roger, and was in the process of divorcing him, AND was sleeping with a human

>wanting to remind anyone of the book

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And Roger was dead.
How is the book, anyway, it is any good?

As a detective noir novel, it's alright.

If you're hoping for the feel of the movie, though, just don't bother

It's not great. It's much more of a traditional "hard-boiled" noir that just happens to have cartoons in it instead of a "cartoon noir" like the movie.

It's the rare case where the adaptation lightening things up vastly i improved things.

Be careful what you wish for. You just might get it.

Ok. Thanks.

This just looks like he shit his pants. The bulge should be Chad level

MODS

like rabbits

fpbp

I would, but, y'know, GR3...

Bulge, not elephantiasis.

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Like rabbits

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Was patty cake really slang for hanky panky back then?

And the sequel books continued from the movie version, ret-conning the original novel as a bad dream Jessica had.

Cool World was better than this.

FUCK YOU!

FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU!

Literally anything can be slang for hanky panky.

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>patty cake intensifies

No but Eddie and Roger did.
P-P-P-PLEASE!

YAMERO