ITT: Jokes that are funny

ITT: Jokes that are funny

I'll start

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On the Subject of Warner Bros.
youtube.com/watch?v=b9moy9-Xu0g

It took me a second to remember what the joke was, and then I laughed about it. Looks like you're wrong, bucko.

Joke is funnier when it's not photoshopped anime.

Huh, guess I need to learn how to read.

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If you laughed that means it's funny. How are they wrong?

Yeah I noticed that before I post it. if you don;t watch the video and just listen to it, the joke's still a kicker.

Post the goddamn GIF next time, OP.

>Luckily, I'm wearing my disintegrating proof vest!

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i.imgur.com/GhtYy.gif

>You may fire when ready Grizzly.

mr krabs fending of the giant human hand with a french fry always gets me

At least it works as intended, which is to say a lot compared to other acme products.

>Linking to fucking imgur

Go back

>Ooh. Yum yum.

>pretending this is some obscure back-alley part of the internet
reddit is the 10th most popular site in the United States and Sup Forums is very well-known, you can stop pretending this is your secret treehouse club

He's not complaining because you linked to a popular website. He's complaining because you linked instead of just posting the picture for some goddamn reason.

How the hell does it matter?
He found someplace that had the gif, and he linked it. Imgur has a lot of image files, so they'll usually end up as a result.
what's the problem?

The "go back" seems to imply otherwise, but you can have your version of events if it makes you feel better.

How was this funny? this wasn't his wallet

but it had his ID in it and everything

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Great picture, I’ll catch you later on /d/ ;)

That doesn’t mean its his wallet

You should have just posted a gif image.

I don’t get it

I'd explain the joke but fuck off and suck off.

It's a fucking imageboard you retard, if you don't post images and link imgur, you DO NOT belong here

I thought we were having steamed posting

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>not even Sup Forums wants to go to /aco/

rape is not funny

Its sexy

here we go...

No but it sure is hot.

What if it's Bugs Bunny raping Elmer Fudd?

Pepe Le Pew is literally proof that rape jokes are some of the funniest jokes that could possibly exist.

>linking when Sup Forums already has a image hosting service built in

No lie, this gag had me clutching my sides the first time I saw it as a kid.

Such clever wordplay.

Another classic.

Drawn Together is meant to be watched assuming Captain Hero is clinically insane the entire time.

Then Daffy ruins it by explaining the joke

It's not funny if you are bitchmade.

>staring a woman is sexual harassment
>hugs and kisses are rape
>rape is ????????

I laughed at his reaction too, honestly.

Memes aside this is a genuinely funny gag.

Everything lies on the execution.

>"I have this disintegrating pistol it really disintegrates!"
>gun disintegrates
>"Wow look at that! It literally disintegrated instead of doing what I thought it would do!"
>laugh tracks plays
Wow Sup Forums, that really was a funny and well written joke. I can't wait to see this joke posted again in every "good jokes in cartoons" thread because it's such a clever joke.

>Satan is a giant unfunny faggot that doesn't understand subtlety

here have seven minutes forty seconds of funny
youtube.com/watch?v=5a1z26twsoY

I s that terra in the background?

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>linking an image
>linking a tumblr gif of 5 frames max

He should have done this.

>unironically quoting George Carlin

kys

youtu.be/lRqjwaudnqg
Sometimes Family Guy can do good work

Having never seen the source material I’m gonna go out on a limb and say the pistol itself disintegrates rather than its target.

>I'll start
When?

It's funny when it happens to men.

>sexy
Never thought id hear that in a kids cartoon

>Who is Juandissimo Magnifico

Is there any other Simpsons jokes as dirty as this? I haven't watched a ton of it but I feel like none of what I seen's ever come close to this.

> What if it's Bugs Bunny raping Elmer Fudd?

What if it's Gilbert Godfrey raping Fran Drescher?

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He reacts to the situation, he doesn't explain the joke.
Reaction: Well what do you know, it disintegrated!
Explanation: This gun doesn't disintegrates its targets, it disintegrates itself!

See the difference?

lots of looney tunes are still funny

"the idle clowns" part is the best

Are you seriously defending posting a link to an image rather than just posting the image?

fuck that got me, i need to rewatch seasons 1-3

>Gilbert Godfrey raping Fran Drescher
Thank you for providing us with that mental image.Now kindly JUMP OFF A CLIFF.

i know the joke is about chuck's fuck and suck, but what the hell is funny about chuck's fuck and suck? i understand the joke, i just never understood this joke.

Because those are quite rude words and they wouldn't name any establish thWHY DO YOU PEOPLE CARE MAN WHY IS IT A MEME TO FUCKING PICK APART A 2-SECOND BACKGROUND SIMPSONS GAG

i understand the joke, i just never understood the joke behind the joke.
in what context are people using chuck's fuck and suck? is this some deep south saying?

>OH YEAH, GONNA EAT YOU OUT! STARTING WITH YOUR CLIT-AU-RUS!~

She doesn't have green hair, unless you're referring to the original Amano art.

they made it into a joke about traps. it's still funny but the scene was good enough the way it was

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he can't not read.

>green
What?

No it's just funny that a store would be called that

are you seriously care?

>HOOOOOOOOOOH MOOOOOIIIIIIIII GWAAAAAWD!!!
>*pterodactyl noises*

he's referring to Terra from Final Fantasy

Compliment
You are a faggot AND retard, you must be proud

kek

>Sh*dman
Dare not speak that name

That's not funny dude, Fran Drescher really was raped.

>*pterodactyl noises*
FUCK. Now I can't stop laughing.

Oh shit, and it wasn't "I regretted it after the fact rape", it was the real home-invasion kind. Jesus Christ.

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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I would wager a guess this is the person that linked to imgur

Like it was a whorehouse or something

It still would have been called Chuck's Feed and Seed. But they're leading your brain to something dirty, and that's funny. There is no joke behind the joke.

sure, Fifi, i bieleve you.

I'LL TAKE CHARLIE WEAVER TO BLOCK

but we can all still agree that Gilbert Godfrey committing rape is hilarious, right?

>YOU'RE ONE SEXY MAMA FRAN, HOW'S ABOUT WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND YOU SLOB ON MY KNOB?
>EHAHAHAHA OKAY GILBY WHATEVER YOU SAY