Character made to be sexualized

>Character made to be sexualized
>Not that much fanart

How the hell does Teenage Robot blow up and stay relevant to fanartists even now while JB barely got a chance?

Shit, even Once-ler got his time to shine.

It'd be wrong to sexualize Johnny. He's too sweet and dumb.

>being gay

>Not realizing Sup Forums has one of the highest ratio of women anons to any other board

Wait is that why we're so awful?

When the competition is Sup Forums and Sup Forums, what makes you think we're worse?

Blame feminist for destroying the female gender and turning them into lesbian wrecks.

He may be a hunk, but he's also broke, unemployed, and still living with his momma.

Because tumblr comes here like reddit goes to Sup Forums, Sup Forums, /r9k/, and Sup Forums

>tfw illumination makes a johnny bravo movie and he's instantly sexualized by a legion of facebook moms and tumblrinas

I can't objectively say "there are no female posters on this website", but I seriously doubt the number is in the double digits

But that's most modern men minus the hunk.

Johnny Bravo wasn't sexualized though. Look at him. Look at that hilariously huge upper body and skinny toddler legs. He's a comedy character, through and through. Just a caricature of what meathead men think women want.

>Thinking people who are turned out by cartoon characters don't find exaggerated proportions hot

Characters like Princess Bubblegum who was essentially a stick figure with dots for eyes was sexualized to hell and back.

Because everyone wanted to be Johnny not fuck him.

why would you sexualize something already sexualized?

Nah man, I wanna see the innocent character corrupted until it doesnt even know its own name anymore.

maybe out of /cgl/.

>every man wants to be beat up by whores

>Being this gay.
You're not always going to score the first time around user. Just because they're not interested in you doesn't mean there are any good ones out there.

Bi is the sexuality of true thinkers.

Keep telling yourself that, incel

That kind of look isn't really "in" with women, and honestly I am not sure if it ever was.

It seems like sexy fan art is more popular amongst men.

Also Sup Forums is merely average, though I haven't frequented all the boards.

>Johnny's all upper body
>Kate is all lower body
>Johnny always wears sunglasses
>Kate sells sunglasses and is enthusiastic about her job
hello new crossover crackship

Seriously? You know there are over 27 MILLION unique visitors per month, right? You think less than ten of those are girls?

r/thedonald comes here as much as it does those places, if that's who you're defining as "Reddit."

How would you do a modern Johnny Bravo without getting hit over the head by SJWs or Soyboys?

Dude she's made of GUM I mean just imagine

By ignoring them.

Women like long legs. That's all that's keeping him from being liked. He could get away with short legs if he wasn't so built and acted gayer, but as it stands, dude's too short.
You know I don't think I've seen porn of sandy cheeks where she isn't humanized.

Bravo isn’t the “female fantasy”. Look at shit like 50 Shades of Grey and see if you can find any bodybuilder physique there.

Normie women like slim, in shape but not buldging adventerous romantic types. Like most Disney princes (especially Eric from Little Mermaid) but with a sharper tone. Your average Buzzfeed SJW is much the same but tries to use social justice to rationalize their basic taste.

Tumblr taste is slightly different/more degenerate, they tend to slift a slight bit more towards more sensitive (read: faggy) men, which is why cute bois like Danny Phantom and Chat Noir get so much attention in fanart. They keep that slim handsome but with a touch of innocence, a hint of immaturity, and a suggestion of submissiveness. Kind of like a Bizarro swap of Sup Forums‘s love of dominant women (strong girls, MILFs, goth girls to a degree, Big Girls, etc).

Bravo is a masculine ideal, not a feminine fantasy. The reverse would be Kim Kardashian, who looks hot to women but to men seems fake and plastic to everyone sans Kanye West.

>I don't think I've seen porn of sandy cheeks where she isn't humanized.

They flanderized the hell out of Johnny in S2 and S3.

>Thinking most people in their 20's in America in general aren't severely in debt and living with their parents while struggling for work

How come Johnny never became a popular character to use for bara art?

>How would you do a modern Johnny Bravo without getting hit over the head by SJWs or Soyboys?
I think one thing that would help is to take advantage of the fact that serialized animation is more common and popular these days, and have Johnny learn from his mistakes over the course of the show, and gradually develop as a person, also make it very clear that what Johnny does is out of ignorance, and that he's willing to change(within reason)

>27 million

You're kidding, right

SJWs would see it as cathartic, a big meathead getting his ass kicked every day? That'd be holy to them

By not having your head shoved so far up your political anus that you interpret words as physical attacks.

>You're kidding, right
No, I'm not. It's not 2004 anymore, this isn't some super secret clubhouse nobody visits.

Counterpoint: women fucking adore pic related. Men despise him

Sup Forums is much more of a super-secret clubhouse now than it was in 2004, if only because there are so many normie alternatives. For that reason and others, the male-female ratio has only increased.

27,000,000 is not a super-secret clubhouse.

>27 million
Not anywhere near Sup Forums. I'd be shocked if this board had over 1 or 2 million people, and not even half that post.

He said on the website, not the board. Not sure where to find traffic numbers for specific boards but I can look around.

I know but why even bring it up if those numbers are no where near the boards number? Hell I'd imagine 90% of that number doesn't leave Sup Forums or Sup Forums

There has been some nice new genderbend Jonnhy Bravo art. This is what you wanted right? What we all wanted.

I really doubt and hope against 24,300,000 people using Sup Forums, that's far too depressing a thought.

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Most are probably lurkers and like I said half that is probably Sup Forums

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>Artist fixed the mouth
Thank god. I always hated that in the original. I didn't even read it as a mouth the first time I saw it, it always looked like a Mario mustache to me.

I found this if it helps

This is based on polls, which are unreliable at best.

This board is a tumblr outpost.

The average post number of Sup Forums blows the "The 2016 election caused the newfags" theory out of the water.

I disagree, most of Sup Forums is probably lurkers, and lots of people who found Sup Forums through Sup Forums have moved on to other boards.

So we should strive to be a Sup Forums outpost like Sup Forums and Sup Forums?

A Sup Forums colony is better than being a tumblr outpost. Also, I disagree with the assumption that either of those are.

There are less normie alternatives, the internet has consolidated a lot.

can't unsee

Cena isn’t absolutely built. He’s cocky but not (in normie’s eyes) to the extent of seeming too aggressive.

This data is from 2017.

He just isn't so muscular that his muscle definition and veins make him look disgusting, so people are cool with him.

People are generally heterosexual, despite homo gaslighting.

That’s why a girl robot has more porn than a buff man.

So we're the 7th most active, going by posts per minute?

>

Hardest-working pair of pants on the planet.

But there are more women than men, so shouldn't there be more porn of men?

Looks like it. I'm more surprised by some of the bottom boards though.
I thought /n/ would be slower than /po/ and I expected the porn boards to be much more active.

No it isn't, Sup Forums is one of the worst shitholes on the entire internet.

Why the fuck does /jp/ sage so much?

Nah, I go on /gif/, I could absolutely believe it's that slow.

In your opinion, as a woman who can’t handle jokes at the expense of others.

Are you emitting that noise for no reason, or are you emitting that noise for no reason and about to lie about it?

Speaking as someone who both browses Sup Forums and has a tumblr account, being a tumblr outpost is objectively worse than a Sup Forums outpost.

I have a penis, it's just that your sense of humor is terrible.

I would not mind that at all if it kept the naughty humor of the original.
No its not because back in 2004 there were no normals.

Trans then, gotcha.

I long for the days when Sup Forums was the biggest issue on Sup Forums

wow youre so clever youre like psychic or something user how did you know
Not him but I am a man from birth and I think you're unfunny garbage.

>Sup Forums fag acts like a 12 yo
Shocker!

Friendly reminder that throughout the show only furry girls ever had a real thing for Johnny and that he could've gottend a gf any time he wanted if he embraced the fur,

He took it halfway with the werewolf girl, but I don't think he bring himself to fuck an animal.
His loss.

Any particular reason you're such a defensive little bitch then?

>Johnny gets back from his latest attempt to find a date
>Has failed and feels glum
>As he walks into his front door, he is met with a bushel of fluff which smells of warm cinnamon
>"Oh, hello Johnny!", said the Moose lady from before. She is halfway through the door before he ran into her
>The fur is soft as silk, freshly damp from a recent shower, showing her generous bust as Johnny is chest to chest with her
>"I'm sorry that I came in unannounced, but I had an accident coming here, so I figured I stop by and say hello to see if I could burrow your shower, but then your mother let me in and-" as she was about to go on, before she feels envolped from Johnnys arms
>They are very close, her damp bust squeezing into his broad chest, the smell of cologne invading her nostrils, Johnnys arms flexing around her in a warm emprace
>The moose is shocked, but her Herat is beating, feeling her friend hug her so intimately, a burning feeling slowly creeping into her loins as she grinds herself unto Johnny. Oh gods what this man is doing to her
>Without a word, Johnny lifts her up, felling her legs cross his back as he takes his furry moose friend to the couch for a night of sweet hard passion