WHAT THE F

WHAT THE F

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Maybe now Aunt May can know Peter is Spidey in the comics now? Y’know, since Marvel likes to do synergy. Or is Spider-Man immune to this? Is comic Aunt May doomed to be wasted space?

>entire theater roars in laughter

I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill. isometric exercise! Care to join me?

>Actually, I am Spider-Man

Would have been funnier if he didn't have pants on

and he was jerking off

The fact they cant say one f word in a marvel movie even though its fucking pg-13 will always piss me off. Disney has effectively cucked marvel from making anything harder or more mature then the cheap quipish toy commercials they make now

Why? So they can do One More Day 2?

It was for comedy you jack off. Censorship is wrong. But it CAN be funny.

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It wouldve been funnier if she straight up said fuck, after being relatively sweet and innocent the entire movie.

And he nutted just as she walked in and it shot into her mouth as it was wide open during the fu in fuck. What the fu*cough* *cough*. Then she swallowed it out of pure reaction to clear her throat.

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Why do you have a Spider-Man outfit?

Maybe Aunt May can not get shot and her memory wiped? Even MJ got to keep her memories. Plus this is the MCU. Normies and kids are going to grow up with an Aunt May that knows Peter’s secret (and the MCU ain’t ending any time soon desu). So why not let 616 Aunt May know?

Under armour sells them now and he's all the craze with us youth.

>Turns a super emotional moment form the comics into a joke

I'm still mad.

Damn you monkey paw. I trusted you Kevin.

like wouldn't it be funny if she saw that and then offered to help him finish haha that would be real comedy ha

Now compare it to Raimi Spider Man. Good emotional moment with no shitty quips
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You know what, I agree. Aunt May was stronger as a character when she knew Peter's secret in the JMS run. She doesn't seem to contribute much post-OMD other than contrived drama.

And since it looks like JJJ might know now I think it would be interesting if Peter's usual supporting cast from the 60's knew he was Spider-Man, but not the rest of the world (except of course for the various superheroes that already know). It would make for an interesting new dynamic.

Bruh

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How can MCU even compete?

The difference here is that this was made with the intention of making an actual movie that could stand on it's own, tell an actual story and be remembered after being watched.
It's not a perfect movie but it's a movie no less, not a 2 hours long product with images and sound

I agree.
But at the end of the day, it's Spider-Man. There isn't a more child-oriented superhero, Disney would be insane to threaten that 650 million+ in merchandise

Is this what they call "character development"?
I haven't seen one of those since the first Iron Man

>super emotional
Fag

Remember when Aunt May was fucking badass?
Pepperidge Farms remembers

Financially. Profits=quality

Why does she have arsenic?

It wasnt. she lied, it was just sleeping pills.
or so I've been told. Haven't been able to track down the issue to see
I presume it was sleeping pills, its not like the Chameleon just vanished from Spidey's rogue gallery

>Profits=quality
wew

Eh, spidey villains die and come back all the time

On the top there's a movie
On the bottom there's a product
They may look similar but they are actually very different things

What did they mean by this?

Its pg-13, and the rami films were much scarier and intense. This is only proof everything disney touches is watterd down infantile trash after their shitty family image rubs off on it. This is why they should be legally barred from buying any more companies and franchises.

>Its pg-13, and the rami films were much scarier and intense.

Hell the first movie has a jumpscare that's worse than anything in Insidious
You know the one

>worse than anything in Insidious
I mean, that's not much of a high bar.

Didn't Aunt May know in the Raimi ones (low-key)

To be fair now, first Raimi movie also had this fucking gem of a Phantom Menace tier writing.

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I actually liked Homecoming so I can see them only improve with next movie, I doubt it'll be Spider-man 2 tier leap in quality, but beats fucking Amazing Spider-man.

>I actually liked Homecoming so I can see them only improve with next movie
I hope you fucking choke to death for actually liking this manufactured diarrhea

>beats fucking Amazing Spider-man.

Not much of an accomplishment

Indeed. Both movies made mad profits which had nothing to do with brand recognition

That MJ in homecoming is hot as fuck. Also Homecoming suit which can talk> all other suits

why does alien android man feel the need to float 5ft in the air instead of standing like everyone else

>That MJ in homecoming is hot as fuck.
How can you find that ugly unkept annoying cunt attractive?

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#BringBackRaimi

>climax of the first Raimi Spider-Man
>two men punching each other in an abandoned building

>climax of Homecoming
>explosions and cgi barf

>how can you find a literal super model hot
How about you go be gay somewhere else?

>super models
>hot

>two men punching each other in an abandoned building
It was so fucking good

Kek.

Shes an ugly pudgy faced cunt with a terrible personality, you are the faggot for liking such a trashy dyke

The cutoff is a joke.
You should be mad they didn't say it in the fuck marry kill part.

>being this triggered by a made up personality
Sounds like she is also an amazing actor if you can get so seething mad over her portrayal of your average teen. Still doesn't change the fact she is extremely attractive though

that's not a rational response for encountering someone with different tastes than your own

seek help

Everyone supporting marvels SJW badly written cancer deserves to die

She deserves to get pummeled for her bitchy and annoying quips. And if you think that ugly spic is attractive you need to get your dick checked

>it's marvels fault that Justice League flopped
Time to move on

Her quips were hilarious and you being into homo sex doesn't change the fact that the majority of normal people find her extremely attractive

attend therapy

Justice league was shit too, doesnt excuse marvels shit
>lol slaves built the monument fuck whitey
>funny
Kill yourself

>>lol slaves built the monument fuck whitey
>>funny
>Kill yourself
but they did

Its not a funny joke and it was forced as fuck, with an obvious agenda pandering element in it. Fuck you for being so brainless that you like this circlejerking shit

Don't remember it, but I remember there was one in Amazing Spider-Man

>You know the one
haha yeah i know it. but can you spell it out for the noobs in the thread?

okay i guess we can never acknowledge that the early united states utilized slave labor because it might offend you

>"Last night, i was..."

Are you 12?

Epic, simply epic! Have an upvote my good sir!

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>making a complaint about the juvenile nature of disney controlled marvel
>hurr underage
Everytime with you fuckers

Ult-May is also a fucking badass with a gun.

An not even once.

This is the same level of retardation than arguing popularity=quality.
Shameful.

>I only like mature capeshit with mature language for mature people such as myself
Uh-huh, whatever you say, kid.

It's a movie. People pay to see good movies, that's how it works. Look at Justice league. The movie was shit and so were it's profits. Real simple correlation.

You're assuming in your argument that popularity is the only factor related to quality. That is simply wrong.
There exists a correlation, but it's neither a direct nor precise one, and presumptions based on such a feeble correlation have been shown to fail too often.

And yet suicide squad made a shitload of money

Can we stop suckling on Raimi's cock? Yes, I know this board has a lot of data, but still

Not until they make a better spiderman movie than spiderman 2
Or a better videogame than spiderman 2

Don't forget to complain about the straight people pandering

>Look at me I think MCU is the core of cape movies and everything that isnt in it are bad movies. Drrrr.

At least they didn't cut the porn joke.

>being this edgy

>durrr why isnt there more cursing in my spider-man movie

read a spider-man comic sometime, retard.

What's with the sharpness on this picture?

I honestly don't know why so many people prefer the Raimi trilogy. I loved it at the time because it was the first legit live action Spidey and I'm a huge Evil Dead fan (and Brisco County Jr fan/Bruce Campbell fan, but that is neither here nor there). But I was never a big Tobey fan or a Kirsten Dunst fan...I thought a lot of the acting was a little cringey, honestly.


Homecoming is what it is, and in that I thought the execution was faithful to the intent. I grew up reading Marvel Tales, so I grew up reading the original run, I grew up reading Roger Stern's run, and I grew up reading Peter David and Michelinie's run (McFarlane!) And of course I've had to deal with Slott of late. So having that as my Spidey background, Homecoming felt more like young Pete than the Raimi films. Honestly.

>Tells someone to read a comic book.
>Thinks MCU & Homecoming are good.

Kek.

Arabs and jews also had black slaves not just whites, and out of them all whites were the ones to end it

>Oh hey May...
>...What do you think?
>I found it online for only $25! Pretty cool right?

This movie made me love the idea of Aunt May being ambiguous to knowing about Spider-Man. It adds that small layer of mystery while mostly keeping the status quo, and allows us to have good moments like this

>...You paid that much for it?

>this is 'user demonstrating his porn-based sexual appealing standards' thread
Sad!

Who gives a shit? The comic is still there.

That scene was fucking funny.

>Having this much white guilt

>"I heard Spider-Man was there"

t. Guy pandering his obvious agenda