What do you have in your pockets Sup Forums?

> my left hand
> a 20c coin
> A lighter

Nationalism.

Usually nothing. At most my phone.
Do you guys like watches?

Trixie bagginsis the ring is mine

cock and balls

A lighter and a pen in one. A bear pride keychain in the other. Wallet in back right.

Right front -> phone
Left front -> Cigarettes & lighter
Left back -> Passport
Right back -> wallet

make sure not to wear sandals or you are done for.

Right now? Nothing, my phone is in my hand.

two fire sauce packets and a wad of cum

left pocket, gun, right pocket nothing.

Something secret. I cannot tell anybody.

I'm wearing pajamas, so nothing.

>implying i have pockets on my pajamas

Baby Jesus, rosary beads, and three turtles.

...

I dislike them deeply. I find it extremely disgusting to show feet in public.

Why, though?

OK

Mah nigga

when ever I see videos of people dying in Brazil, they're always wearing sandals.

ALWAYS

CAR KEYS
WALLET
MY HUGE WHITE MASTER RACE COCK AND BALLS STANDING BY TO FUCK YOUR TACO PUSSY INTO WHITTENESS
MUH DIK MUH DIK MUH DIK

>lighter
>charger
>phone
>wallet
>tiny bubbler
>weed

In my pants pockets
>a broken phone because of niggers
>a wallet with a fake credit card because of niggers
In my jacket
>a switchblade knife because of niggers
>a piece of chain because of niggers
On the inside pocket
>money, cards and my iPhone

>wearing pants in front of a computer
Is this what they do in Ireland

>Samsung Galaxy S6
>Lighter
>£3.56 in loose change
>Tesco receipt
>Lint

My wallet, right pocket wallet'ers need to be purged.

$500, hipoint 9mm, and 2 phones.

>Cards
>Switchblade

Do you actually ever use those two things?

I do this because I'm left handed and would rather grab my phone with my dominate hand

Hit me up with a dime bag mang

Yes

yes.

I also wear two rings on my left hand and have a bracelet with a cross on it which is technically in my pockets too.

I'm so sorry Sup Forums I lied to you.

The poor sure love their rotten sandals here.
Also upper class lefties who follow the hipster trend, like in the rest of the world.

>wallet
>smartphone
>keys
>a piece of very sharp metal with a cutting edge, as wide as my thumb and as long as my middle finger, I use it for self defense. At least it's not as bad as a knife I get caught using it.

>Brazil is so cucked you have to walk around with dummy accessories

defend yourself from who pasta?

Oh now that I noticed your flag I totally understand

Left pocket: New 3DS
Right Pocket: Smith & Wesson M&P 40C
Left Cargo shorts pocket: wallet
Right Cargo Shorts pocket: Samsung Galaxy S5

what did you buy as "Tescos" ?

The Lighter should be a clue, friendo

I'm naked right now, so the just the turds up my ass

The whitehouse

Fire starters? Briquettes?

KEK