What went wrong?

What went wrong?

Too big to fit in the voter booths.

>fat people rise up! We could swing this election
Only because your lard ass would change the center of gravity so much.

jesus christ the guardian is beyond parody

FPBP

They couldn't waddle to the polls fast enough

The only thing fat bitches swing is turkey legs into their cocksuckers.

i'm fat and voted for trump
hillary would literally ban twinkies

probably took them too long to "rise up" and they missed the voting deadline

>fat people
>rising

Maybe try rising your fat ass up out of your computer chair before you rise up against the US government.

Couldn't rise up, too much weight to lift out of chair.

>When the first post is the best post

>the guardian
opinion immediately discarded

Fats4Trump!

#NotallFats

>fat people, rise up!
how did I miss this one

They all said, "Don't have the energy today I'll get to it tomorrow"

...

More like BREAK the swing with your phat ass.

What the fuck does veterans have to do with any of the other groups?

>fat people rise up! We could swing this election

i guess they were too fat to be able to rise and swing it

>They even named bad sandwiches after him, come on it was brilliant

too fat to actually go and vote.

>Fat people rise up
How?
>Swinging it
No. Trample it, maybe.

Didn't MSM call Trump fat on a daily basis?

>women - ended up voting Trump, almost redeeming themselves
>fat people - too lazy to go and vote
>LGBT - like 0.2% of the population, literally nothing
>Veterans - implying servicemen or vets vote democrat

>tfw to fat to vote

It's an opinion piece, moron

>Thinking fat people would walk to a voting booth

>Thinking fat people had the self confidence to leave their homes and venture out in public

She's Asian not African

>fat people
>rising

>thinking fat people are an ethnicity or religious group that share a believ and value system.
The only thing they share is lust for fastfood and reluctance to move.

>The only thing they share is lust for materialistic stuff and reluctance to take strong action and responsibility.
Sounds a lot like the liberal mindset, famalampai.

Watch Empire of Dust. There's the joke.

>fat people
>rising up
Didn't think this one through.

They didn't swing so well

>fat
>fantasy

>fat people, rise up
the movement died here

Reminder that Donald will be the first obese US president in more than 50 years.

Grouping fat people politically is like grouping masturbators politically.

Lyndon Johnson wasn't that fat.

>Expecting fatasses to get up

...

Gravity.

>Newspaper opinion peices
>especially the Guardian

They'll let anybody write anything so long as it's "progressive".

They straight-up had an opinion piece about Lego being trans-phobic

* white women

Hillary won women overall by 67 to 30

>Fat people, rise up!
>What went wrong?

Isn't it obvious?

Okay? They chose to publish it

>fat people
>rise up

I already see the fatal flaw in this plan.

>They straight-up had an opinion piece about Lego being trans-phobic
It's sad because I don't doubt it for a second.

why do fatties think themselves acceptable?

why be fat?

why?

Guardian is part of Soros' project syndicate. They print his own articles.

The correct term is PEOPLE OF SIZE, you shitlord.

FP always BP

>fat people
>we could swing

that poor swing

Fat people cant rise up for very long because their ankles get sore after a while.

oh god damn. coffee up my nose.

The guardian is dead, drowned in fat and tears.
Delicious.
Take a look at their opinion page these days, they are saying everything and its opposite, they are totally panicking it's hilarious
The comments on the few articles they're still allowed are priceless too
Guardian has a surprisingly redpilled audience I must say. But I suspect the best comments to be from people that also lurkand shitpost around here

Wisconsin went red. Fatties DID swing the election.

Letting ugly people run your campaign into the ground.

>fat people, rise up