ITT: Mundane Interests/Hobbies Of Super-Characters

I'm talkin shit like Darkseid having an affinity for fine furniture or Superman being into heavy metal.

The weirder the better.

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Black Manta will frequent pet stores to by fish. He then takes them home, sits in a chair, and waits for it to die from poor conditions and no food. He names them all Arthur, and store clerks are afraid to deny his purchases

>Captain Marvel has 10/10 raw-dog supersex with ever female member and affiliate of the Justice League

>Everyone flips out when they find out Billy Batson, the twelve-year old boy is actually Captain Marvel, half the women are freaking out and the other half want to go again, Supes drags Batson away before it can become a shotacon comic

>Batman knew the entire time and just wanted to watch the drama

Also Martian Manhunter has some turbo-autism when it comes to other members of the team eating his cookies.

three panels later he punches blue beetle through a wall over a stolen box of Chocos.

Let us ask, what is best in life?

>GILFS
>Fatties
>Midgets
Doctor Octopus is into "unusual" bodytypes

Batman's watched Sailor Moon.

Doom likes Star Trek

Moon Knight keeps trophies of all his opponents. He doesn't simply break a bone, he takes atleast a finger, an eye or even a face. And in his mansion he keeps a trophy room in honour of Khonshu. The guys in the pic want their body parts back.

Psycho Pirate uses his powers to cure some people from their depression and addiction. But this only happens if he is in the mood for it.

Ghost has a kitten.

>Tony Stark actually is an occultist
>he pretends to hate magic so much to keep others off his scent
>he can't do magic spells like Strange or Doom, but he has an extensive collection of artifacts
Completely made up, no evidence to back this. I just think it'd be funny if someone like Spymaster broke into his Vault, and where he expected to see some Vintage Armor pieces, he found the dick of Rasputin, a page from the Darkhold, etc, etc.

>he has a special "Knight" Armor, which is basically an Arthurian Armor built with Modern Tech
>he wears it, goes into his VR Room, and plays pretend as a Knight, killing Dragons and saving princesses
>then the simulation ends, the princess disappears and he breaks down crying in a fetal position
The Knight Obsession is canon, so the rest is a logical progression.

>he's actually not really that much of a lover of the playboy lifestyle
>he got into it because he was drunk 24/7 and it made it easier for him to talk to girls
>the truth is, he's insecure about his average cock and figures if he gets enough action he'll be able to make up for it
>at this point, being sober and all, he just wants to find a nice gal, but his reputation as a man-whore keeps the pure gals away
>he pretty much hates himself
Bit of a re-write from the Autistic Headcanons thread, but it fits here as well. From Fraction's run we know he got into booze to start talking to gals, and from other runs we know he's not really that big of a party lover, it's just something he has to do to keep the contracts coming. As for the insecurity, it makes sense to me.

doesn't he have high functioning autism or something?

He does become Sorcerer Supreme, so it's not entirely baseless.

God I love Psycho Pirate's design.

Who are the pedo gals on the league?

Madrox has every hobby ever.

Cliff still likes to drive cars.

and Powerpuff Girls
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He faked it to make Aquaman feel bad

>Multupleman fills an empty stadium with himself to play Baseball like it's the world series.
>Everyone wins
>Despite this a fight still breaks out between superfans of either team.

All of them.

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Victor Fries is a fan of comedy (so was Nora) and after his accident he began to use ice puns amidst villainy as a coping mechanism.

So did Moon Knight

This is canon fact, too.

Amd then stab him

>Martian Manhunter took Sailor Mars’ name
It’s like poetry, it rhymes.

MM is a beloved weeb.

True, but the real kicker is that Bruce Wayne, a man who has no interest in popular culture whatsoever and is at a loss whenever it gets brought up, is able to recognize MM through his disguise because he named himself after a Sailor Moon character.

He's probably a closet fan.

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>Martian Manhunter
>Sailor Mars name
Fffffuuuuuuuuuck...
But also nice!