What was this expression trying to convey?

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deep thinking, hypnosis. happens to me very often when i get bored with something. mostly at work.

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If you only knew how bad things really are

>they won't let me gold plate the white house, will they?

>"I'm very sleepy and trying way too hard to keep my eyes open."
>"Jesus Christ, they threatened my family."
>"I had no idea the Illuminati were real."
>"Wait, they did WHAT with JFK's body?"
>"Aw crap, I just signed up for a LOT."
>"Turns out there are nuclear subs and orbital weapons ready to blow away the entire continent as I sit here. Huh."
>"He really IS Kenyan!"
>"Holy shit, I had no idea we were at war with Lord Zarbalax from the Hell Nebula."

Really, really tired.

He either:

>Met with the tall white aliens severely running this shit
>Was threatened, coerced, or otherwise put in his place
>Shown the real JFK etc footage

Or else he was really fucking tired after running a campaign to help rule the free world.

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Hahaha that's good. Have a (you).

>they're gonna give hillary the presidency so that the streets will be filled with angry trump supporters
>they're gonna do this so there can be a civil war and they'll finally have an excuse to disarm the population
>I'm getting too old for this shit

wtf i love walls now

>run for president as a joke
>win

That tie is WAY too long

Trying REALLY hard not to laugh

he just found out about the Aliens

>I wish I was at home playing video games

>I've been awake for the last 4 days.

He found out how bad things really are.

>What was this expression trying to convey?
"I haven't pooped in 3 days"

"i'll deport him too when i'm in office"

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it can never be too long you numale faggot

he is just in disbelief that a smelly nigger was president for 8 years and is gonna leave the place smellin like fried chicken and chitterlins

The look of a man that has done it all. He now realizes whats left of his life is completely meaningless.

>I will never be able to cure my son's autism

>i have to shake hands with this nigger?

>I will have to live in this shithole? Help...

lol this honestly might be it

The Jews did 9/11

I can't believe he doesn't know the word bigly.

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He just sharted.