SECRETARY OF PRESS

MEET THE NEW PRESS SECRETARY FOLKS

WE HAVE LITERALLY FILTERED OUT THE BULLSHIT, AMPED UP OUR BRAIN FORCES AND WE ARE GOING TO BREAK THE CONDITIONING SO HARD

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Are we going to subsidize his water filters?

Incoming golden age

They will be standard in every american home
Say goodbye to flouridation and say hello to non calcified pineal glands

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>We are reaching levels of meme we couldn't even think possible

>JONESALEX

>JONE SALE X

>SALE

Can't unsee.

BUY MY WATER FILTERS AMERICA

>redpills normies on shit being dumped in the water during press conferences

fuck yes this so much


no one trusts the govt anymore. i watch (too much tv) but on designated survivor, imagine alex jones being the press secretary

fuck i want AJ to be the one anouncinig what the govt is telling the media to tell us. only way i'd believe it.

If singles, you don't have to buy a water filter.

hahahaha

KEK CONFIRMS ALEX JONES AS PRESS SECRETARY

OH
MY

THIS PLEASES KEK

So they are planing to put a drug addled child in charge of news sound like a republican choice

PRO PUR IS %25 OF THIS WEEKEND

BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

>in charge of telling the media what the administration wants to share

ftfy

see why we want this child? trump can appoint rince prebius adn whoever else he wants, if i can have alex jones explaining the reasoning LOL

Someone shoop AJ's face on this pic

Just so I'm clear- is this real or is this just a hype thread? I was hoping for Hurricane Katrina myself.

...

I do not think the would could survive the memes.

But Kek wills it.

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Someone here take one for the team and take shrooms on brainforce

rare alex

>US govt is literally Sup Forums now
holy fucking shit

But if Trump takes super male vitality, he will work 25 hours a day.

He may actually break reality even more.

KEK

Kek wills Alex Jones to gain more power

ordered brainforce
will try

OHHHHHHHHHHHH KEK I HAVE JUST PLACED AN ORDER FOR MY ENITRE FAMILY

GO TELL THEM
THIS IS TOO IMPORTANT
SKIP EVERY BREAK

Awhh yea boi

Now you have to buy 3